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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-17-2008, 08:54 AM

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Or given them that smell....
What is THAT smell?
Ewwww it makes my stomach churn just thinking about it.
I've banned my Nigra gardener from the house in the afternoons because of the stench.



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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-17-2008, 08:56 AM

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What is THAT smell?
Ewwww it makes my stomach churn just thinking about it.
I've banned my Nigra gardener from the house in the afternoons because of the stench.
Maybe that's why they get so pissy! God knows that if I had to smell that 24/7 I'd act out too.


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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-17-2008, 10:38 AM

I'd say negroes are so uppity because of the Jews. They're too lazy to get all worked up and agitated on their own, and those damnable Bolsheviky yids are always stirring up trouble wherever they stick their hooked noses in, so it all fits together.


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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-17-2008, 04:04 PM

What makes black people uppity. Hmmmm i know its stupid ignorant WASPs being racist idiots. Yes i think thats it.
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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-17-2008, 04:09 PM

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What makes black people uppity. Hmmmm i know its stupid ignorant WASPs being racist idiots. Yes i think thats it.
Were are we being racists?



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What makes black people uppity. Hmmmm i know its stupid ignorant WASPs being racist idiots. Yes i think thats it.
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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-17-2008, 05:28 PM

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If he loved other kids he wouldn't have made them a funny color.
Maybe God is multicolored.


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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-17-2008, 05:32 PM

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Maybe God is multicolored.

Rainbow god! I like that idea.


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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-17-2008, 05:44 PM

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Blasphemy!! God is NOT the product of race mongrelization!!
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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-18-2008, 01:21 AM

I'll cast another Vote for Obama (for making negros uppity - that is). It just seems like they're all convinced that there's going to be some kind of afro-renaissance if Obama gets elected.

I am reminded of very unpleasant experience I had this last weekend... I had some flower pots I was taking to church tip over and they spilt dirt inside my car. Anyway, I stopped at the car wash and used that 75 cent vacuum to clean my car. When I was about half done a negro parked next to me and his car stereo was blasting rap music. I still remember the lyrics... Gonna get me some weed . . . Its a Mother F'in war . . . and something about his bitch. I thought our president/savior Bush outlawed music like that. Should I have called 911? STILL SHAKING GLENDORA


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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-18-2008, 01:52 AM

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Maybe God is multicolored.
I call you a denier of the Holy Spirit! The world's most unforgiveable sin! Enjoy hell blasphemer!!

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You would. Any "god" but the one True God, right witch?

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Blasphemy!! God is NOT the product of race mongrelization!!
Amen Brother!! Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10. These "rainbow people" just make me sick.

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I am reminded of very unpleasant experience I had this last weekend... I had some flower pots I was taking to church tip over and they spilt dirt inside my car. Anyway, I stopped at the car wash and used that 75 cent vacuum to clean my car. When I was about half done a negro parked next to me and his car stereo was blasting rap music. I still remember the lyrics... Gonna get me some weed . . . Its a Mother F'in war . . . and something about his bitch. I thought our president/savior Bush outlawed music like that. Should I have called 911? STILL SHAKING GLENDORA
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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 06-18-2008, 04:39 PM

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I am reminded of very unpleasant experience I had this last weekend... I had some flower pots I was taking to church tip over and they spilt dirt inside my car. Anyway, I stopped at the car wash and used that 75 cent vacuum to clean my car. When I was about half done a negro parked next to me and his car stereo was blasting rap music. I still remember the lyrics... Gonna get me some weed . . . Its a Mother F'in war . . . and something about his bitch. I thought our president/savior Bush outlawed music like that. Should I have called 911? STILL SHAKING GLENDORA
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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 01-19-2009, 04:51 PM

I'm hoping that food service quality improves under the Obama administration. They don't want to admit it, but their destiny is to serve.


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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 01-25-2009, 06:56 AM

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I went to the Olive Garden with my wife Delores last night, and we had a Negro waiter. He did an OK job, but as we were leaving, he said, "Thank You." No "Sir," or "Boss," or "Massa," just "Thank You."

Well, Delores was beside herself with the insolence of that uppity Negro. On the way home and for the rest of the evening, all she could talk about, in graphic detail was the threat that uppity Negroes might possibly rape her. She talked for hours about how the handsome young Negro might hold her down and rape her, the names he would call her while doing it, and the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy.

I have a good mind to call the Olive Garden district manager and ask them why they're hiring uppity Nigra rapists to serve their food. Disgusting.

Yeah, I know what you mean by uppity... I had a WHITE uppity guy waiting on us the other night.
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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 01-26-2009, 01:01 AM

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Yeah, I know what you mean by uppity... I had a WHITE uppity guy waiting on us the other night.
As a point of Language usage, I don't think you can have an "uppity" whiteman, he is more likely to be "professionally assertive".





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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 03-05-2009, 12:02 AM

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I went to the Olive Garden with my wife Delores last night, and we had a Negro waiter. He did an OK job, but as we were leaving, he said, "Thank You." No "Sir," or "Boss," or "Massa," just "Thank You."

Well, Delores was beside herself with the insolence of that uppity Negro. On the way home and for the rest of the evening, all she could talk about, in graphic detail was the threat that uppity Negroes might possibly rape her. She talked for hours about how the handsome young Negro might hold her down and rape her, the names he would call her while doing it, and the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy.

I have a good mind to call the Olive Garden district manager and ask them why they're hiring uppity Nigra rapists to serve their food. Disgusting.
He said Thank you........so some how he is going to rape your wife? how do you make that connection?
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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 03-05-2009, 12:51 AM

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He said Thank you........so some how he is going to rape your wife? how do you make that connection?
This is not the Penthouse Letters section!

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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 03-05-2009, 12:54 AM

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This is not the Penthouse Letters section!

How dare you ask Brother Monty such personal questions!
Personal.........he said it in his first post! i am just wondering how you connect "thank you" to rape?
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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 03-05-2009, 01:05 AM

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Personal.........he said it in his first post! i am just wondering how you connect "thank you" to rape?
AGH!

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Default Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? - 03-05-2009, 02:06 AM

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AGH!

Stop your perverted fantasizing! This is NOT the Hustler Magazine Online Chat!
Oh no!!! He pointed out a reasonable fact!!!!! That's perverted fantasizing if I ever saw it.... Oh yeah, and you guys have the incredible ability to get ridiculously off-topic, and pretty quick at that... Oh, and just for the heck of it...:de vil: Love that smiley (no, not in a hamosexual or sinful way, because judging by the way your minds work, there's a good chance someone will post that). Last thing.... Where did you get this one? Have to admit, it's pretty cool... At least you have some taste.
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