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Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle" -
04-09-2008, 07:44 PM
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Who's pickle are you holding? All I see here are grown people worried they are gonna get boinked in the ass. This much paranoia must mean you have had a homosexual experience of your own, no one can be this homofobic.
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Cretin: the word of The Lord declares homerism to be an abomination. We here at Landover tell the word of The Lord - What were you expecting? A message saying "Stick it where you like?"! Because, son, that goes against Christ's teachings.
Your reasoning is as flaccid as your lieberal brain - you are the skid mark on the undergarments of humanity - read the KJV1611 - begin to know the Lord of Hosts - get yourself ready for the Final Judgement!
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04-09-2008, 07:45 PM
It is hard not to be afraid of individuals with mental disorders. Their behavior can be unpredictable at times.
I do pray for them, though.
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04-11-2008, 12:17 PM
McDonald's has a long history of unscrupulous advertising.
In this commercial, children are coerced into a chorus line by Ronald McDonald. You'll be repulsed as these little fairies sing and dance as if they were in a Broadway musical. You can't get much gayer than Broadway, folks.
The commerical below smacks of pedophilia. Hamburglar gropes and fondles anything he can get his brutish hands on.
This one involves a McNugget party. Drunken McNuggets are piled on top of one another on the verge of an orgy. After viewing this, you'll never be able to use dipping sauces again.
This is perhaps the worst of the bunch. Grimace has stolen all of the "cups," a play on the word's other meaning as a protective device for the scrotum. The children are obsessed with procuring coke and milkshakes; i.e., drugs and male reproductive discharge, or "baby batter." This essentially promotes promiscuity, a "Gather ye tallywackers while ye may" mentality. You'll undoubtedly notice Grimace's floppy, oversized testicles.
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04-11-2008, 12:35 PM
Little-known fact: McDonalds has been a major player in the international narcotics market for many years now.
McDonald's Restaurants used to supply coffee buyers with a handy little stirrer/spoon for adding very tiny amounts of sugar to your joe. Good for stirrin' but not so much for distrubuting sugar. Why would they do this? Shouldn't products and tools be improved to make life easier, not more difficult? Isn't this the definition of progress?
The issue with the spoon-tipped stirrers was that cocaine dope heads discovered that the little spoons made ideal spoons for taking the drugs. They became common Exhibit As in drug busts starting in the late 1970s McDonalds. And Ronald McDonald was behind it from the start..
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle" -
04-11-2008, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Little-known fact: McDonalds has been a major player in the international narcotics market for many years now.
McDonald's Restaurants used to supply coffee buyers with a handy little stirrer/spoon for adding very tiny amounts of sugar to your joe. Good for stirrin' but not so much for distrubuting sugar. Why would they do this? Shouldn't products and tools be improved to make life easier, not more difficult? Isn't this the definition of progress?
The issue with the spoon-tipped stirrers was that cocaine dope heads discovered that the little spoons made ideal spoons for taking the drugs. They became common Exhibit As in drug busts starting in the late 1970s McDonalds. And Ronald McDonald was behind it from the start..
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Enlightening, Pastor, and sickening. Remarkably, Ronald McDonald has a conscience.
There is no mention of the millions upon millions of children who have become homosexual drug-fiends as a consequence of McDonald's advertising, or the scores of preteens Ronald has personally raped.
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04-11-2008, 01:20 PM
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The video evidence you supplied only confirms my long-held suspicion that Ronald McDonald is a communist. Anyone with red hair who urges children NOT to fully take advantage of the bounty God gave us is despicable. All that talk of "recycling" is what lead to the current economic downturn. All thanks to "comrade" Ronald.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-11-2008, 04:09 PM
How are things like this even allowed? In a truly free-market economy, companies would not be allowed to pander to the poofters in order to make a quick buck.
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Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle" -
04-11-2008, 05:57 PM
WOW........I am at a loss for words! You people are so homophobic that you need to be locked in a room at McDonalds with clowns. You all have had dreams and visions of having a gay ram his pecker up your asses without lube. I think you all have visions of a homosexual encounter.
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04-11-2008, 06:02 PM
So there's Hitoshi! Playing with things when he was supposed to be out delivering chinese "food." Disgusting
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Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle" -
04-11-2008, 06:58 PM
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WOW........I am at a loss for words! You people are so homophobic that you need to be locked in a room at McDonalds with clowns. You all have had dreams and visions of having a gay ram his pecker up your asses without lube. I think you all have visions of a homosexual encounter.
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Well, gosh, Birdbrain0.008, maybe you should repeat yourself a few more times to make sure that we get it.
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04-11-2008, 10:16 PM
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Well, gosh, Birdbrain0.008, maybe you should repeat yourself a few more times to make sure that we get it.
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Indeed, good Pastor Isaac. I have noticed that the subtleties of language do seem to escape those who post here in opposition to our Godly ways.
Birdbrain, what church do you attend? Do your Pastors understand the importance of Deliverance? If you are a male and the answer to the latter question is "no," then you are in peril of losing your immortal soul.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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04-15-2008, 02:34 PM
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Birdbrain, what church do you attend? Do your Pastors understand the importance of Deliverance?
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They sure do here as half of them were extras in the movie!
Bless you, my female Ned Beatty,
Father Mo
P.S. Barry Manilow wrote the theme music for this company's ads back in the day. If that doesn't take the cake...
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Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle" -
04-15-2008, 03:17 PM
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They sure do here as half of them were extras in the movie!
Bless you, my female Ned Beatty,
Father Mo
P.S. Barry Manilow wrote the theme music for this company's ads back in the day. If that doesn't take the cake... .
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In reviewing the above thread, Mr. Lester, I cannot see where my question was addressed to you. Therefore, I must ask you to kindly refrain from interrupting a conversation in which you were not invited to be a participant--unless, of course, that was the work of the many DEMONS with which you are surely infested:
http://demonbuster.com/catholic.html
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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04-15-2008, 04:24 PM
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In reviewing the above thread, Mr. Lester, I cannot see where my question was addressed to you. Therefore, I must ask you to kindly refrain from interrupting a conversation in which you were not invited to be a participant--unless, of course, that was the work of the many DEMONS with which you are surely infested:
http://demonbuster.com/catholic.html
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Then again, since this thread is about luring children into the homer deathstyle choice, it was only a matter of time before a dress-wearing priest of Semiramis would show up.
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Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle" -
04-15-2008, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
They sure do here as half of them were extras in the movie!
Bless you, my female Ned Beatty,
Father Mo
Score one for Father Mo!
P.S. Barry Manilow wrote the theme music for this company's ads back in the day. If that doesn't take the cake...
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He should have stuck to being Bette Midler's pianist....
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle" -
04-15-2008, 09:13 PM
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Then again, since this thread is about luring children into the homer deathstyle choice, it was only a matter of time before a dress-wearing priest of Semiramis would show up.
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Wise words from a wise man, Pastor Peters. Thank you.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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04-16-2008, 03:21 PM
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. . .and girls hanker for hot apple pie.
Friends, if you're eating a McDonald's hamburger, immediately put it down. It is probably infected with AIDS. I have long suspected that McDonald's is trying to turn our children gay, and now there is irrefutable proof. Here is an alarming e-mail I have received from the AFA:
The clues were always there. All clowns are gay, and McDonald's has one as its mascot.
Also, they target children with "Happy Meals."
"Happy" is synonymous with "gay." Not very subtle, McDonald's.
Pick up those phones, people. Call your local McDonald's and demand that they reveal what's in their "secret sauce" (undoubtedly liberalism and Lord knows what else).
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Obviously a fake email. Happy meals are targeting children, of course. But not trying to make them gay. Calm down.
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04-17-2008, 10:36 AM
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Obviously a fake email. Happy meals are targeting children, of course. But not trying to make them gay. Calm down.
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I assure you that the e-mail is genuine. The part about Happy Meals is my two cents and extraordinarily insightful. You're an idiot for dismissing it.
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04-17-2008, 12:17 PM
For the sake of the precious children, I have been tirelessly researching McDonald's gay agenda. Here are some lurid facts about a couple more of the fast food giant's characters:
Mayor McCheese has a girlish walk, wears a purple coat, and sports a sash and pince-nez eyeglasses. A sash and pince-nez eyeglasses, people.
Officer Big Mac spends a majority of his time chasing Hamburglar and Captain Crook. That's gay. He also struts around in leather boots and dainty white gloves. That's Liberace gay.
Both of these characters have highly-suggestive, hamburger-shaped heads. Hamburger meat stuffed into a pair of buns screams sodomy, folks. It's only a matter of time before God burns every last one of these iniquitous restaurants to the ground.
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Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle" -
04-21-2008, 01:25 PM
Well Brother Hatchet, the news just keeps getting worse. In browsing through these internets, I discovered the following expose on blatantly racist (anti-White) McDonalds commercials. I don't know where it was aired, I am just appalled at this.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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