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10-26-2013, 02:49 AM
As if we needed one more reason to not send our Christian children to secular schools, THIS story must make satan cackle with glee.
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Gay Art Student Will Lose His Virginity In Front Of An Audience For Project
My college-level art class projects involved lots of sketching fruit in charcoal on various mediums. One of 19-year old Clayton Pettet's art projects will involve losing his anal sex virginity in a performance art piece in front of a live audience. Did I attend the wrong school?
Clayton (pictured above) will perform "Art School Stole My Virginity" on January 25, 2014. In the piece, he plans to bottom for the first time with a close friend taking the top.
"The key thing about performance art is that it should only be performed once, and this is the ultimate once-in-a-lifetime performance," Clayton said.
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"I've held on to my virginity for 19 years, and I'm not throwing it away lightly. Basically it's like I am losing the stigma around virginity.
"I want the audience to see if anything has changed between me and my partner.
"Since culturally we do hold quite a lot of value to the idea of virginity I have decided to use mine and the loss of it to create a piece that I think will stimulate interesting debate and questions regarding the subject."
Critics include the U.K.'s Lesbian and Gay Christian Movement, whose spokesperson Rev. Sharon Ferguson says that Clayton's gallery performance "cheapens our own sexual relationships."
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Screeeeeech! Hold it right there, butterscotch.
What on God's green earth is a "UK Lesbian and Gay Christian Movement?" Do those toothless limeys actually believe that it is possible to be a queer AND a Christian?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-26-2013, 06:10 AM
Since we know the time and place, I'm wondering if any of our more active traveling members can be there to protest and maybe sling some bottled urine right near the climax of the performance?
Anyone who wants to volunteer can PM me and you'll get half of your traveling expense covered.
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10-26-2013, 07:01 AM
There is nothing artistic about torn sphincter muscles and being covered in lesions.
The greatest artist there ever was is the Lord God. Take a moment to consider the beauty that He has wrought in the world, and give thanks. The cresting whitecaps of the tides that carry delicious seafood to our ports. The infinitude of unique snowflakes that descend from the canopy of Heaven each winter. The joy in the hearts of our children as they unwrap symbols of our love for them on Christmas morning. The sinkhole that engulfs a suburban home, leaving one crippled survivor to estimate its breadth by the echoes of his unheard screams. The icthyoid harlequin baby, kept alive in meaningless anguish by machines until its parents are destitute and it succumbs to systemic infection.
To think that each of these creative wonders was foreseen, and allowed, by the most benevolent being in the universe. Let us all follow the example of His perfect wisdom and live by His plan.
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10-27-2013, 12:26 AM
To willfully sin in a public forum seems to me to be incredibly offensive to God and every True Christian™ in America. This boy is nothing but a demonic pervert, out to spread satan's message of wanton sin, bestiality, and the AIDS. I am just outraged enough that I might visit this boy before Christmas and see if I can't convince him to let ME claim him for Jesus.
In private, of course.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-29-2013, 05:04 PM
A young boy named Clayton Pettet will be raped onstage next year to the raucous shouts of onlookers. Supposedly, this is "art." He'll also be mutilated and likely infected with AIDS. Such evil may be routine in the Unrighteous Kingdom—I wouldn't know or care to know—but my heart sank when I read about it, since this child has no idea what he's doing and will live to regret it, though not for long.
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Student to lose his virginity on stage in the name of art
Published 24th October 2013
Clayton Pettet, 19, is set to have gay sex for the first time in a gallery full of spectators for a project entitled "Art School Stole My Virginity".
He reckons his 'performance art project' will earn him rave reviews for challenging the idea of sexuality.
The deflowering is set to take place before an audience of between 50 and 100 in a space in Hackney, London.
It will be invite only but applcations can be made online. Clayton and his friend, who he will not identify, will engage in safe sex until completion before asking the audience what they thought of the performance.
But the second-year student at Central Saint Martins art school in London has been accused of cheapening sex and art in the stunt which will take place on January 25 next year.
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He isn't cheapening sodomy at all, because it's already completely worthless. Please remember that this teenager is going to be RAPED. All homosexuals are mentally ill (this was in the DSM until 1974, when radical fags bullied the APA into removing it) and therefore unable to give informed consent. His anal sphincters will pucker in fear at the approach of his "partner's" penis, then send waves of pain through him as the invading object bruises, tears, and abrades the delicate lining of his colon. His body will cry out in protest against a violent attack—a rape.
That lining, by the way, is thinner than an onion skin. It WILL tear, and any pathogens inside will have instant access to his bloodstream. If it rips open completely, poop will flood his body and he will die a slow, agonizing death from sepsis instead of a very slow, agonizing death from AIDS. Or a quick death from suicide. Doesn't matter. He will die and he will go to Hell.
To me, this is all profoundly sad. So-called gay teens are confused lost souls, but instead of guiding them to Christ, our culture gives them a zippy slogan and sends them off to be raped to death by maniacs. I'll be praying for you, Clayton.
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10-29-2013, 06:03 PM
So how come when he does it its' art and people want to see it oh thats' right hes' a queer so he gets afirmative action.
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10-29-2013, 07:58 PM
Bingo. It's a double standard. If straight people did this, it would rightly be called pornography, but make it two "men" and it's suddenly Shakespeare.
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10-29-2013, 08:18 PM
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Bingo. It's a double standard. If straight people did this, it would rightly be called pornography, but make it two "men" and it's suddenly Shakespeare.
The love that dare not speak its name can't seem to shut the #@&$ up!
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That is so true. I was in Amsterdam this summer and they had sex shows that people would line up for in places that were dirty and obviously full of lust. Across the street, there were the gay sex shows, and they had lights and music outside to lure people in, and the ads for it said bull crap like "Art" and "Performers" when really it's two sinners commiting sodomy. What is this world coming to? Makes me sick. I think we all know who created the first gay sex show --->
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10-29-2013, 09:27 PM
Is he going to marry the kid, too? Then I'd be impressed.
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10-29-2013, 11:53 PM
If Clayton Pettet is a virgin, then I am an atheist. Everyone knows gays fornicate like bunnies all the time. And just look at his picture! He clearly has an advanced stage of AIDS from all the gay sex he alread had. No one healthy can be that skinny.
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10-30-2013, 12:00 AM
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If Clayton Pettet is a virgin, then I am an atheist. Everyone knows gays fornicate like bunnies all the time. And just look at his picture! He clearly has an advanced stage of AIDS from all the gay sex he alread had. No one healthy can be that skinny.
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OK, so I usually avoid falling for stereotypes, but look - both of his wrists are limp! He's obviously so gay it actually may be contagious even by looking at this picture!
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10-30-2013, 01:47 AM
I agree, and you'll notice the author (propagandist) takes pains to specify that Clayton's "virginity" hinges on his not having been sodomized, regardless of whether or not he's sodomized others. You have to assume he's been "topping" boys for years.
In a way, though, he is a virgin and always will be. Just because an act involves one person's genitals, doesn't make it sex. If it did, going to the bathroom would be sex, and the only virgins would be C-section babies because the rest of us all had sex with our mothers when they gave birth to us! Buggery isn't sex and it certainly has nothing to do with love. It's an act of violence—against oneself, against one's "partner," against God. When a man's primary mode of erotic expression is to have his ass pounded while his genitals dangle limply like rotten fruit, it's time he turned in his man card.
No. For Clayton to really lose his virginity, he needs to penetrate a woman's vagina in the dark, wordlessly, like God intended. I have a feeling he's not going to do that.
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10-30-2013, 03:35 AM
Gay exhibitionism is just another way of giving the baby Jesus pink eye like He was in the middle of some truck stop circle jerk.
As long as the act isn't performed in an iron chariot, perhaps God can stop it from occurring. He is omnipotent after all.
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10-30-2013, 03:52 AM
Who among us is righteous? As long as we have sin we are not righteous and cannot judge.
Matthew 7
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
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10-30-2013, 03:57 AM
Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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10-30-2013, 04:03 AM
Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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10-30-2013, 04:10 AM
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Who among us is righteous? As long as we have sin we are not righteous and cannot judge.
Matthew 7
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
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Yes, thank for pointing this out friend. Those who are in their sins certainly have no right to judge, as the scripture you have quoted points out.
TRUE Christians™ who keep His testimonies, on the other hand, do no iniquity, walk in His ways, are cleansed of all sin, and are freed from sin as the word also lays plain in these places:
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Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.
1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
Acts 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.
Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
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We who walk in righteousness, by the way, are commanded to judge:
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Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
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I'm sure you were getting to these points, since you seem to be implying that you know something about the Bible. After all, God would not make a creature who could not obey Him, when the punishment is eternal damnation. That would make Him some sort of psycho, which He is clearly not as we can see by His fair and even handed treatment of sinners such as the Midianites, adulterers, city-dwelling rape victims, skeptics, and homosexuals.
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10-30-2013, 04:17 AM
But we sin every day whether we walk a narrow path or not, even the most devoted pastor sins and is not righteous.
Also what is the meaning of this?
Give a white man a hammer and he will use it to build a church to praise God.
Give a chink a hammer and he will make more hammers.
Give a Mexican a hammer and he will build a house and then drink beer and beat his wife with it.
Give a negro a hammer and he will smash a white man’s head in.
Give a Jew a hammer and he will give it to a negro and send him into the nearest white community to finish what he started.
This has been a Landover Baptist Department for the Study of Inferior Cultures friendly awareness tip.
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Righteous means, Morally upright; without guilt or sin
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10-30-2013, 04:24 AM
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Who among us is righteous? As long as we have sin we are not righteous and cannot judge.
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True Christians are Perfect!! You must understand, at the moment of conversion, we are given a new nature that has been freed from sin (Romans 6:18; 8:2). The entire chapter of Romans 6 explains this in detail. Verse 14 assures us that "sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace."
You see, True Christians™ are no longer enslaved by sin, we have invited Jesus to be our Master, so we are enslaved by Him! We have the power, through the Holy Spirit, to live victoriously over sin (1 Corinthians 15:56–67; Romans 8:37). True Christians™ are made New Creatures (2 Corinthians 5:17) and so naturally follow the Holy Spirit (Romans 8:14; Galatians 5:24) by maintaining perfect obedience to the Word of God (John 14:15). In this way, we can do no wrong!
Oh, it is so wonderful! Won't you join us? Then you can spend all eternity praising Jesus with us! Oh, it will be so perfect! There won't be any sodomites to prey on us (Romans 1:26, 27), and we won't have to put up with pagans or sluts, or have to tip-toe around cowards (Revelation 21:8). We'll get hidden manna, white rocks, and new names (Revelation 2:17), and even get to rule over all the earth (Revelation 5:10)! We will be married to Jesus, but not in a gay way for the men (Isaiah 54:5; Ephesians 5:31-32; Revelation 19:7).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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