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  • #46
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Because the Bible tells us that hell is visible from Heaven!!






    Please see my sermon on the subject HERE.
    Yet another example that your book is nothing more then a charter for sadists, you look forward to an afterlife reveling in the pain and suffering of others. The real Gospel teaches us that Heaven is not such a depraved place as the one you long for, but a civilised place with great Beer and Wonderful Strippers
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    • #47
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
      you look forward to an afterlife reveling in the pain and suffering of others
      We most certainly do. Watching you burn in Hell is going to be extra enjoyable. Boy is watching Satan grind you into tomato sauce over and over again going to be fun.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #48
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        We most certainly do. Watching you burn in Hell is going to be extra enjoyable. Boy is watching Satan grind you into tomato sauce over and over again going to be fun.
        But unlike your in your sadists charter, those of us who know the truth about Heaven know there is no hell, just heaven-lite where the strippers are not so good looking, the beer is warm and you don't get such a good view of the stage, there will be plenty of tomato sauce you will be glad to hear, on the Holy Pasta that will sustain us all. Though I can't help thinking to be made in to the sauce for the Holy Pasta would be a great honour.
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        • #49
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Wow, god just hates everyone these days. But hasn't he always felt that way? I personally think He needs therapy.
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          • #50
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Cognitive dissonance might enable you to deny the Truth© as it is written in the KJV1611 Holy Bible, your ignorance will not be an excuse to avoid Hell. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

            God does not like tomato sauce anyway: Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #51
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
              Wow, god just hates everyone these days. But hasn't he always felt that way? I personally think He needs therapy.
              You, a hellbound nigress godmocker, thinks that God, creator of the known universe, "needs therapy."

              Is there any reason why I shouldn't ban you here and now?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #52
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                Wow, god just hates everyone these days. But hasn't he always felt that way? I personally think He needs therapy.
                The REAL God loves everyone, but the people here know nothing of the real God, I have in the past tried my best to educate them but they are stubbon and will not listen to the truth, they are almost as bad as the scientists and those spout evolution and try to deny that The Flying spaghetti Monster created everything.

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                • #53
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!


                  Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
                  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
                  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
                  3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
                  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
                  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
                  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
                  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
                  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

                  They can do that in every american state except Arkansas, Florida, Missouri, and Nebraska. I grew up in Nebraska. *Shudders*
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                  • #54
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You, a hellbound nigress godmocker, thinks that God, creator of the known universe, "needs therapy."

                    Is there any reason why I shouldn't ban you here and now?
                    It is not her fault, just what she picks up from the way you describe YOUR God, and yes I would agree the God you describe would need a lot of therapy, fortunately for us all the real Creator of everything is not such a nut job.
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                    • #55
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                      But unlike your in your sadists charter, those of us who know the truth about Heaven know there is no hell, just heaven-lite where the strippers are not so good looking, the beer is warm and you don't get such a good view of the stage, there will be plenty of tomato sauce you will be glad to hear, on the Holy Pasta that will sustain us all. Though I can't help thinking to be made in to the sauce for the Holy Pasta would be a great honour.
                      I can't begin to say how disgusting that is.

                      Your made up god is an abomination and I am so offended by your vile countenance upon this holy forum!

                      Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

                      Satan has a big steaming pile of pasta and meatballs he is going to shove down your throat and various orifices for eternity.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • #56
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        Your made up god is an abomination and I am so offended by your vile countenance upon this holy forum!
                        You are the one with a made up God not I. You seem to need to use a Fairy Tale to justify your Sadist tendencies. Did you like pulling the wings off flies when you are a child, are you still doing that?
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                        • #57
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                          You are the one with a made up God not I. You seem to need to use a Fairy Tale to justify your Sadist tendencies. Did you like pulling the wings off flies when you are a child, are you still doing that?
                          Not at all, but I do enjoy talking to them as they die an agonizing death after I poison spray them.

                          I say things like, "That will teach you to buzz around my ears! Look at you! You're dying!"

                          I thought everyone did.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                          • #58
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            Not at all, but I do enjoy talking to them as they die an agonizing death after I poison spray them.

                            I say things like, "That will teach you to buzz around my ears! Look at you! You're dying!"

                            I thought everyone did.
                            No not everyone, not very many people in fact, just a few very sick people, but you and others here have made very clear just how sick you all are, and you continue to use your ancient fairy tale to justify your perversions.

                            Give up your evil ways and accept the truth, you will be rewarded with Great Beer and fantastic strippers (knowing how some of you over protest about others sexuality to hide your own, be reassured that the Strippers will be individually tailored to your tastes and needs)

                            RAmen, Accept the Touch of His Noodly Appendage
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                            • #59
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                              No not everyone, not very many people in fact, just a few very sick people, but you and others here have made very clear just how sick you all are, and you continue to use your ancient fairy tale to justify your perversions.
                              I'm fairly sure what I did was godly. I would put two sewing needles together to form a cross and then pierce the insect. The roach or June bug would get to act out the passion narrative carrying its cross. Once it fell over, I got to play Roman guard.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                              • #60
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                I'm fairly sure what I did was godly. I would put two sewing needles together to form a cross and then pierce the insect. The roach or June bug would get to act out the passion narrative carrying its cross. Once it fell over, I got to play Roman guard.
                                Sounds suspect even from the point of view of your fairy tale..
                                Genesis 1
                                [25] And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
                                Not a very Godly way to treat something that your book says is good
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