[Ph0enix808]

Has your child ever misbehaved? have they ever raised their voice or have a fit? well thanks to some time in my workshop I have invented a way to curb their disobedience and make them true warriors of Jesus.


Introducing.... The Discipline Lotion(formally my AntiMing Creme that was recalled)



]

A mix of carbolic Acid, Plexiglas, and Lotion it will make your kids sorry for sinning, disobeying you, thanks to the pain of slivers and burning they will not want any worse pain. Then you tell them "well Hell is far worse than this pain so you better behave!" And make sure to read them these 3 verses


Hebrews 12:11 - Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

Proverbs 12:1 - Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof [is] brutish.

Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.




It worked on my kids and it will work on your kids! Buy a tube today for only $9.99(Don't forget a 5$ discount if you buy the KJV bible with the lotion so your kid can know God's word) Order today!

[Brother Edward]

This is a very promising product. Previously I have used anti-thumb sucking cream as a self-abuse preventative, this product could pull double duty in that department.

You could also require the wife/child to apply punishment lotion to their own backside before a spanking session depending on the sin's seriousness.

[Ph0enix808]

Originally Posted by hobblehonker

This is a very promising product. Previously I have used anti-thumb sucking cream as a self-abuse preventative, this product could pull double duty in that department.

You could also require the wife/child to apply punishment lotion to their own backside before a spanking session depending on the sin's seriousness.

That's a great idea!

[Youth Minister Harry]

Does this come in cherry by any chance? I learned in True Christian™ Child Psych 301 that effective correction can be found by associating punishment with normally pleasurable stimulus. What faster way to teach a boy to be fearful of pleasure? I know a boy in need of correction who might love cherries.

[Ph0enix808]

Originally Posted by Youth Minister Harry

Does this come in cherry by any chance? I learned in True Christian™ Child Psych 301 that effective correction can be found by associating punishment with normally pleasurable stimulus. What faster way to teach a boy to be fearful of pleasure? I know a boy in need of correction who might love cherries.

I can make that happen!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

This looks like a promising idea! But I noticed that there is some foreign asian on the bottle. Sir, I know you are a good American, but my husband says that I can only buy American made products. I hope this is just a little error.

[Back against wall]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

This looks like a promising idea! But I noticed that there is some foreign asian on the bottle. Sir, I know you are a good American, but my husband says that I can only buy American made products. I hope this is just a little error.

Dear Lord Jesus you are right.

[Hank Whitlock]

I noticed that there are some watermarks on the photo. The watermarks clearly state AUBER.


Are you afraid someone might steal your picture? Relatively speaking the cream sounds like a fabulous product.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Ph0enix808

A mix of carbolic Acid, Plexiglas, and Lotion

This sounds promising, but I'm a bit unclear as to how you would get plexiglass into a liquid form. Do you mean fiberglass? Because that would be a great addition. What my grandfather (Lamentations Flint) used to call "angel hair."

Also, I wonder if it wouldn't be prudent to add some juice from the ghost pepper to your Discipline Lotion.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Also, I wonder if it wouldn't be prudent to add some juice from the ghost pepper to your Discipline Lotion.

Oh, YES! I believe Brother Back Against Wall eats those Holy Ghost Peppers like candy to mock satan and kathylicks, but most men cry with just the slightest exposure! I once got some juice on my hand and the boy's youth choir went into hiding for a week! Glorious idea!

[Back against wall]

Originally Posted by Youth Minister Harry

Oh, YES! I believe Brother Back Against Wall eats those Holy Ghost Peppers like candy to mock satan and kathylicks, but most men cry with just the slightest exposure!

Are they those little ball shaped hot hairy peppers? I love those.

[1liesalot]

Divine chastisements!!!! They are exposed!! Glory be on a pogo stick. All praise is due to Yahweh.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by 1liesalot

Divine chastisements!!!! They are exposed!! Glory be on a pogo stick. All praise is due to Yahweh.

Pogo sticks...what horrid thing has Satan invented now... Jesus take me home soon!!!

[AtheismTheBest]

Since when did child abuse become legal?

I think you should try the lotion, maybe it will make you think a bit.

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by AtheismTheBest

Since when did child abuse become legal?

I think you should try the lotion, maybe it will make you think a bit.

Excuse me, but who are you? And what right do you have to boss us around?

[Karameek]

Originally Posted by AtheismTheBest

Since when did child abuse become legal?

I think you should try the lotion, maybe it will make you think a bit.

It's not abuse - it's called discipline and the pain of being tormented in hell is far worse than a spanking or discipline lotion. I actually think the discipline lotion is a great idea and would like to buy it if it were on the market.

[Vessel of Christ]

Originally Posted by Ph0enix808

Has your child ever misbehaved? have they ever raised their voice or have a fit? well thanks to some time in my workshop I have invented a way to curb their disobedience and make them true warriors of Jesus.


Introducing.... The Discipline Lotion(formally my AntiMing Creme that was recalled)



]

A mix of carbolic Acid, Plexiglas, and Lotion it will make your kids sorry for sinning, disobeying you, thanks to the pain of slivers and burning they will not want any worse pain. Then you tell them "well Hell is far worse than this pain so you better behave!" And make sure to read them these 3 verses


Hebrews 12:11 - Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

Proverbs 12:1 - Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof [is] brutish.

Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.




It worked on my kids and it will work on your kids! Buy a tube today for only $9.99(Don't forget a 5$ discount if you buy the KJV bible with the lotion so your kid can know God's word) Order today!

This would be good for my wife. Last night she burn't my damn lasagna, and I don't think beating her, and spitting on her open wounds got the point across, because she's been acting awfully moody lately. Made if I rub some of this in her wounds after I beat her she'll stop burning my damn food!

[Ph0enix808]

Originally Posted by Vessel of Christ

This would be good for my wife. Last night she burn't my damn lasagna, and I don't think beating her, and spitting on her open wounds got the point across, because she's been acting awfully moody lately. Made if I rub some of this in her wounds after I beat her she'll stop burning my damn food!

Great Idea!