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Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 02:23 AM
Hey Mormon man
By Vance Rocker
Joseph Smith lead you astray...
and Jesus did he betray..
Now you have a price to pay......
Hey Mormon Man
Do you even have a plan?
Do you even know that on Judgement Day
You won't have a place to stand???
Joseph Smith was a freak...
and I think his brain must have had a leak..
read from some secret scroll
I think I hear the bell toll..
Hey Mormon Man
Do you even have a plan?
Do you even know that on Judgement Day
You won't have a place to stand???
Now you go door to door
and I had to put you on the floor...
you have that book of lies..
and it is the Lord that you deny...
Hey Mormon Man
Do you even have a plan?
Do you even know that on Judgement Day
You won't have a place to stand???
Yeah...Mormon Man....
The end is near...
You have God to fear...
Mormon Man...
Mormon Man...
Lake of Fire...
Lake of Fire...
for the Mormon Man...
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 02:26 AM
The song structure looks solid, but you don't want to repeat "MORMON" too many times, unless you can make it sound unappealing. Does your vocal DSP have a King Diamond effect?
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 02:38 AM
No...but when I do this song I always foam at the mouth and gag alot...Mormons just are plain evil...
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 02:41 AM
Do you chew alka-selzer for that effect?
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 02:45 AM
I have done that before but usually just thinking aabout Mormons make me so angry that it comes natural...I just have no tolerance for mormons and don't get me started on the jews......
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 02:47 AM
Anything else make you foam at the mouth? Rabies?
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Vance Rocker
I have done that before but usually just thinking aabout Mormons make me so angry that it comes natural...I just have no tolerance for mormons and don't get me started on the jews......
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Why are you so filled with hate?
We True Christians™ love Mormons and Jews. We pray every day that they find Jesus and become Saved© like us, so they will not have to spend eternity in the Lake of Fire.
Are you some sort of bigot?
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyD
Why are you so filled with hate?
We True Christians™ love Mormons and Jews. We pray every day that they find Jesus and become Saved© like us, so they will not have to spend eternity in the Lake of Fire.
Are you some sort of bigot?
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Not hate...I am talking about those who refuse to accept Christ and be saved...the ones who know they are wrong and keep on doing what they do....don't get me wrong, I would have no problem helping a Mormon find the light but most refuse...look at the Osmonds...I mean come on...those people deserve some stones...
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Vance Rocker
Not hate...I am talking about those who refuse to accept Christ and be saved...the ones who know they are wrong and keep on doing what they do....don't get me wrong, I would have no problem helping a Mormon find the light but most refuse...look at the Osmonds...I mean come on...those people deserve some stones...
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I'm still hearing hate.
It's not for you to "have a problem" with people coming to the Lord! It's for you to do everything you can to encourage them, so that God will know He is fully justified when He casts them into unending torture for their rejection of Him.
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 03:08 AM
Did you sign up for the wrong forum? Did you think that we are some kind of hate church?
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 03:18 AM
Hate church? Can their be any such thing? I guess I am just being misunderstood...I think everyone should be saved and I hope songs like "Hey Mormon Man" can help them to see their way...but those who refuse to understand and see the truth and continue on that path get what they deserve...like the Osmonds...no hate here, just trying to use music to make people see the way to the Lord not go the other "direction"...
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 03:22 AM
So, why do you get so angry?
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
02-12-2009, 03:33 AM
that is what makes me angry....the lost souls who refuse....they should see the light...
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
05-15-2009, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
So, why do you get so angry?
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From all I've read and believe me I've read both sides the evidence against Brigham Young and the Church is circumstantial and has never been proven. The people who committed this massacre were angry members of the Church that wanted revenge after Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum were murdered. They went against what Brigham Young said and took the law into their own hands. I am a firm believer in my faith and am not brainwashed. Problem is I can't prove to anybody who would respond to this that I'm not. I have researched and read a lot of the early history of my Church. I firmly believe in my faith. I am also Christian and believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and that he died and was resurrected. I believe God speaks to man daily and that the Bible is not all there is. I believe the Bible to be the word of God but I also believe in the Book of Mormon and that it was written by Holy Prophets who were called of God also. I believe that Joseph Smith was called as a Prophet of God and that he did see God the Father and his son Jesus Christ.
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
05-15-2009, 11:06 PM
I have viewed this documentary with my KJV 1611 clasped close to my heart and in a locked room such that no others might be corrupted.
This is not the Life of Christ - this has little to do with Christianity. Further more, multiple gods?
Sir, the fires of Hell await you, not only for your iniquitous abominations but for this damnable heresy.
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
05-16-2009, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Manny
From all I've read and believe me I've read both sides the evidence against Brigham Young and the Church is circumstantial and has never been proven. The people who committed this massacre were angry members of the Church that wanted revenge after Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum were murdered. They went against what Brigham Young said and took the law into their own hands. I am a firm believer in my faith and am not brainwashed. Problem is I can't prove to anybody who would respond to this that I'm not. I have researched and read a lot of the early history of my Church. I firmly believe in my faith. I am also Christian and believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and that he died and was resurrected. I believe God speaks to man daily and that the Bible is not all there is. I believe the Bible to be the word of God but I also believe in the Book of Mormon and that it was written by Holy Prophets who were called of God also. I believe that Joseph Smith was called as a Prophet of God and that he did see God the Father and his son Jesus Christ.
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Great, so not only do you defend child-molesting queers and pray that God gives the AIDS to Normal people, but now you're defending the mormon cult? What's next? Are you going to join the Taliban? Start a fan club for acne? Claim that Stalin was misunderstood? Where does your hatred of God stop?
You make Jesus voimt.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
05-17-2009, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Great, so not only do you defend child-molesting queers and pray that God gives the AIDS to Normal people, but now you're defending the mormon cult? What's next? Are you going to join the Taliban? Start a fan club for acne? Claim that Stalin was misunderstood? Where does your hatred of God stop?
You make Jesus voimt.
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You continue to voice your opinion without coming to the table with any facts. Show us something substancial other than just rhetoric. Do the homework.
The point wasn't whether I care or not about the dirty looks. You missed it completely. The point was that the hatred for Christians exists.
By your comment above, it sounds like you are saying that there is more than one way to the Father. Is that what you are trying to say? The bible clearly says that the ONLY way to the Father is thru the Son, Jesus Christ!!
You continue to say that you are a Christian and yet almost every comment you have made has been in direct opposition to what the bible really says. It's very confusing as to what side of the fence you are on. Do you believe in the God of the bible, or do you believe that there are many gods?
You said I owe my life to science. I don't owe my life to ANYONE or ANYTHING but JESUS CHRIST!! HE ALONE is my all and all!!! :{)
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
05-18-2009, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Manny
You said I owe my life to science.
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No I didn't. You are obviously either deluded by satan or befuddled by sodomy. Probably both.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Manny
I don't owe my life to ANYONE or ANYTHING but JESUS CHRIST!! HE ALONE is my all and all!!!
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Your "all and all?" What is that supposed to mean?
You're a mormon cultist and a queer. That's about as far from God's Grace as you can get. Hence my examples. Christianity isn't a "make-it-up-as-you-go" game, it is based on God's Holy Word (the KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible and no other), and you'd be well advised to start studying it.
Every single word of it, not just the parts that make you feel all warm and squishy inside.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hey Mormon Man -
06-09-2009, 09:49 PM
My Lord Jesus would've never appeared to lesser beings like injuns and such...
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