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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-12-2010, 02:24 PM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-12-2010, 03:08 PM

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You All SuckZ

Im from Denmark and that is some funny shit man

and pippi is from sweden dumbasses you all suckz you are all going too burn in hell MUTHA piffleERS OH WAIT HELL AND HEAVEN DOESNT EXIST LAWLZ0rz
GOD IS genuine WE ARE NOT CONTROLLED BY A OLD LUNATIC ALL BURN
Has God cursed you with Downs Syndrome or something similar? I don't understand your gibberish.


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Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-12-2010, 03:36 PM

I became aware of the website via Facebook. As a Danish (and GAY) woman, I just have to reply to this thread!!!

First of all - the blue and white flag is wrong! It's the flag of Finland. And I know that, because I payed attention in geography class in school!!! The Danish flag is red and white like the one Total-homer posted!

As some of you point out - Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish author (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren). And Sweden and Denmark are two DIFFERENT countries.

Yes, Lego is made in Denmark (or invented there - today it is also produced in several other countries). I work there.....great company that treats it's employees well. Lego really isn't responsible for how people play with the bricks and display them online!!!

Yes, the former and current Danish prime minister's last name is Rasmussen. But it is a different Rasmussen, that tried to cheat on the Tour de France!!!

Yes, Danish gay couples can adopt - which is great. But no, gay couples do NOT rape their children!!!! Pedophiles molest children. Pedophiles are not the same as gay people!

Dear Cranky Old Man; I guess you didn't go to school as a kid. So try to educate yourself before you post something like this on the internet. You come off as very ignorant.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-12-2010, 03:49 PM

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I became aware of the website via Facebook. As a Danish (and GAY) woman, I just have to reply to this thread!!!
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Dear Cranky Old Man; I guess you didn't go to school as a kid. So try to educate yourself before you post something like this on the internet. You come off as very ignorant.
I was home schooled, so I am not polluted by government propaganda. And it is you who is ignorant posting all this nonsense without doing any research beforehand. You didn't even mention a single reliable source while my article is filled with hyperlinks to reliable sources.

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Lego really isn't responsible for how people play with the bricks and display them online!!!
Typical for a Denmarkian. Causing a problem and then denying responsibility.

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Yes, Danish gay couples can adopt - which is great. But no, gay couples do NOT rape their children!!!! Pedophiles molest children. Pedophiles are not the same as gay people!
They are the same actually. Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be noticed.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Talking Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-12-2010, 05:18 PM

This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever read - apart from the deal about couples adopting and raping kids, which is rather sad. You have some imagination

First of all, if you can't even get the flag right, do you expect people to take the rest of your "sources" seriously? Especially when most of your links are to this (obviously biased) website. Nothing against the site in general, but you surely can't expect both sides of an argument here. For example, I checked the link referring to the list of TV programs, which are wrongly translated (this fact can surely be confirmed by the Danish christians on this forum, assuming you wont take my word for it). Furthermore the channel in question doesn't show any commercials whatsoever. With all your talk about lies and propaganda you really shouldn't go down the same path yourself. You can pass judgement if you want to, but don't tell lies. As for your claim number 10, I am fairly sure there is no newspaper in Denmark called B.T. Provide a link to support this claim, and I stand corrected.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-12-2010, 05:48 PM

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This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever read - apart from the deal about couples adopting and raping kids, which is rather sad. You have some imagination

First of all, if you can't even get the flag right, do you expect people to take the rest of your "sources" seriously? Especially when most of your links are to this (obviously biased) website. Nothing against the site in general, but you surely can't expect both sides of an argument here. For example, I checked the link referring to the list of TV programs, which are wrongly translated (this fact can surely be confirmed by the Danish christians on this forum, assuming you wont take my word for it). Furthermore the channel in question doesn't show any commercials whatsoever. With all your talk about lies and propaganda you really shouldn't go down the same path yourself. You can pass judgement if you want to, but don't tell lies. As for your claim number 10, I am fairly sure there is no newspaper in Denmark called B.T. Provide a link to support this claim, and I stand corrected.
If you would have bothered to read the whole thread instead of just a few posts here and there, you would have noticed that most of your hateful claims have been refuted. You clealy fail to see the point of this important thread, which is to show the world, what a godless, evil and discusting country Denmark is.
God really doesn't care about all your arguments. He knows for a fact, that Denmark is what Cranky Old Man has descriped here, and if it's good enough for God, it's surely good enough for me.
By the way, why haven't you made an introduction in the introduction forum yet. That would be the polite thing to do, now that you're our guest.




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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-12-2010, 05:58 PM

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As for your claim number 10, I am fairly sure there is no newspaper in Denmark called B.T. Provide a link to support this claim, and I stand corrected.
http://www.bt.dk


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First of all, if you can't even get the flag right,
Thank you, poster # 3025 for completely missing the point. You, are, of course, the ONLY person to comment on the flag thing.

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do you expect people to take the rest of your "sources" seriously?
We expect people to take the Bible seriously-- which was our point, by the way-- the one you and several thousand other people in your country completely missed.

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Especially when most of your links are to this (obviously biased) website.
Yeah, about that-- we kind of set it up that way.


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Nothing against the site in general, but you surely can't expect both sides of an argument here.
We've gotten more sides to an argument here than you can find on a buckyball. Most of those arguments have been pretty weak, puerile and deluded, but people do seem to like making them.

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With all your talk about lies and propaganda you really shouldn't go down the same path yourself.
All our paths lead to the Bible. About 99.9% of our readers can't seem to exert themselves enough to pick one up. They definitely can't seem to give it a close read. That's because it cannot be properly condensed into a text message.

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You can pass judgement if you want to,
Actually, we can't. We need God to do that for us.

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but don't tell lies.
Are you saying that the Bible is a lie?

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. . . I [will] stand corrected.
Now, see, we don't want you to stand and be corrected. We want you to sit, and read the Bible. Please get comfortable. It is a long read, and there is a lot of stuff to take in.

Once you've given it some serious attention, we would love to welcome you back here to help us with our work. You will agree that much of what the world thinks that it knows about God, the Bible and Christianity, is a water-color myth.

God's True Word isn't a soft, pastel palette. It is bright red with gore and hellfire and blazing white and deepest black with its standards of right and wrong.

Please, take whatever information that you have encountered here and lay it side by side with the Holy Bible. It is a world changer, that I guarantee.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-12-2010, 09:17 PM

@Viggo B. Kristoffersen, it saddens me to see you referring to my claims as "hateful". Did you not see the original statements by Cranky Old Man? I think I kept a very respectful tone compared to that. I have seen much more hate in this thread than I've ever encountered anywhere here in Denmark.

@Handmaiden, in no way did I call the bible a lie. Unlike a lot of people here - Christians and atheists alike - I respect the beliefs of my fellow men. Cranky Old Man lied about the titles of the Danish TV shows (i.e claim number 7 in the original post). For example, we most certainly do NOT have a children's show called "Rape with Brutality". I have taken a screenshot of his thread, should he edit it once more. To be fair, he didn't do the translation himself, but that doesn't change the fact that he (perhaps unknowingly) stated a lie.

My goal is to show love, tolerance, respect and open-mindedness and most of the time I get the same in return. If this attitude doesn't get me a ticket into heaven, I'm not sure I want to go anyway. I'm sorry to say I've read the Bible, the Qur'an, and the Principia and only the latter appealed to me. Different things for different people, I guess. Please respect my views, as I respect yours.
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As for your claim number 10, I am fairly sure there is no newspaper in Denmark called B.T. Provide a link to support this claim, and I stand corrected.
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Cranky Old Man lied about the titles of the Danish TV shows (i.e claim number 7 in the original post).
You denying it does not make it any less true.

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If this attitude doesn't get me a ticket into heaven, I'm not sure I want to go anyway.
Fair enough, I hope you still think like this when you are burning in Hell.

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I'm sorry to say I've read the Bible, the Qur'an, and the Principia and only the latter appealed to me.
You might as well read porn, it might be even more appealing to you.

You can not choose whichever religion you like. You have to figure out which one is the right one! And don't you think that would be the one where you have to work hard to earn your place in Heaven?


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@Handmaiden, in no way did I call the bible a lie.
Dear Hjenson, please read my post more carefully. I did not state that you called the Bible a lie. If you will look very closely at the actual text on the screen, you will see a question mark. I asked you if you think that the Bible is a lie. You may feel free to offer up an honest answer.

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Unlike a lot of people here - Christians and atheists alike - I respect the beliefs of my fellow men.
There are many who would support your position. It's not exactly going to win you friends and help you influence people here on this site.

Please bear in mind that the stated mission of LBC is not to respect the beliefs of our fellow man. Our mission is to disseminate the truth about the Bible.

The Bible, it should be pointed out, is not big on respecting the different beliefs held by different people. The Bible shows many, many examples where God either directly punished people of different beliefs with His forces of nature, or -- God commands His believers to punish people of other beliefs with acts of violence.

Genocide is actually God's preferred method for dealing with people of different beliefs, when you consider how much more often He uses it over say, plagues of frogs.

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My goal is to show love, tolerance, respect and open-mindedness and most of the time I get the same in return.
Awww. There are many who will applaud your goal. . . But not here.

It's nothing personal, you understand. It is just that love, tolerance, respect and open-mindedness are not Biblical goals.

Please understand, we have set ourselves a standard. Well, actually God has set a standard for us. And we are pretty much bound by that standard if we don't want to suffer an agonizing eternity.

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If this attitude doesn't get me a ticket into heaven, I'm not sure I want to go anyway.
Attitudes don't get you into heaven. Obedience does. Disobedience gets you a ticket to hell. It's all in the Bible-- which leads me to . . .

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I'm sorry to say I've read the Bible, the Qur'an, and the Principia and only the latter appealed to me.
Are you SURE that you've read the Bible? Because much of what you've written doesn't indicate the close study that I recommend. If you had REALLY read the Bible, you would understand why we can't be respectful of other religions. The Bible calls them false, and says that people who follow them will go to hell.

Now, I believe you when you say that the Bible didn't appeal to you. There's a lot that doesn't appeal to me either. I'm a woman, and sometimes it just bothers me that I have less value than a man and that I am commanded to be silent in church.

But hey, I don't waste my breath arguing with God about it. It is written in the Bible, and I have found it very pointless to pour through the Bible trying to get it say something that it doesn't say. It's not written in erasable ink, you know.

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Now, see, now you are getting into the Biblical swing of things. God DID decree different things for different people. Men were given authority over women, people who obey God in all things are sent to heaven, people who disobey Him in any way are sent to hell. Some people are designated as servants and slaves. Others are given dominion and power.

The place where you sort of veer off the path is here . . .

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Dear, you write so politely and thoughtfully that I would love to respect your views. Except that God tells me to avoid any teachings or ideas or practices that can lead me to spiritual death.

Now, I technically respect your RIGHT to have your views, and so I personally won't be inflicting any direct punishment. Should circumstances change, however, I will have to go with God on this one. God doesn't really respect any one's view but His own. What with being eternal and all-knowing and all-powerful and all that, He rarely calls in outside opinion. And since He can send me to hell and you can't . . . well, you understand. But it was nice reading your responses.

You will definitely be one of the nicest people in hell.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-13-2010, 05:50 AM

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You will definitely be one of the nicest people in hell.
I should hope so.

I guess I was wrong to assume that your forum is a place for debate. I will, however, leave you with one thing, Cranky Old Man: I have absolutely no reason to lie about the content of Danish TV shows. As you see it, I'm headed to hell anyway, but the fact of the matter is this: I understand Danish, you do not and the person who made the translation of the program titles clearly doesn't either. Don't try to correct me on that, and stick to what you know instead.

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Don't try to correct me on that
I won't, it's clearly pointless.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 10-14-2010, 11:38 AM

So how do you know god hates Denmark? He maybe love it
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So how do you know god hates Denmark? He maybe love it
Did you read all the posts and your King James Bible?

Time to do some reading for you.


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Did you read all the posts and your King James Bible?

Time to do some reading for you.
I did read all of the post and now i know Cranky Old Man know nothing about Denmark!
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I did read all of the post and now i know Cranky Old Man know nothing about Denmark!
If you did read all the posts, then why are you questioning. Is there any particular item you are having problems with.


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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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If you did read all the posts, then why are you questioning. Is there any particular item you are having problems with.
Cranky Old Man is a LIAR! How can he claim that God hates Denmark! Many of his facts is lies! Instead of pointing fingers he could learn about Denmark! you can come to Denmark and say hello to the nicest people in the WORLD!
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