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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Soon Will Our Lord Arise -
04-01-2018, 02:09 AM
(AP Jerusalem) Jesus Christ, 33, died expectedly Friday after shedding His Precious Blood for the sins of the world. Best known for His work healing the sick and casting demons into swine, Christ promised to return from the grave on Sunday.
He is survived by His Father, God, and His earthly father, Joseph; His mother, Mary - both of Nazareth, 12 apostles and several disciples. Upon His resurrection from the dead, Christ intends to visit friends and family before ascending into Heaven to sit at the right Hand of His Father, from whence He will return to judge the living and the dead and set up His reign upon this Earth forever and ever and ever.
Condolences are not necessary because, you see, He's not really dead. No - seriously. He'll be back. Just wait and see.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Soon Will Our Lord Arise -
04-01-2018, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Condolences are not necessary because, you see, He's not really dead. No - seriously. He'll be back. Just wait and see.
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Very true, Brother!
We should rejoice in His vile totally planned and necessary murder as a result of the contemptible orchestrated betrayal by His friend.
It must have come as come as no surprise to Jesus that it was a joo who He selected as the agent of betrayal but that can’t have reduced the sorrow in His heart that He has to select one of His own to betray Him to make sure we have an outside chance to avoid the Hell he personally constructed for us in His Mercy.
John 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Soon Will Our Lord Arise -
04-01-2018, 04:46 PM
AMEN!
Defying all the odds, Jesus has RISEN!
Jesus Christ, Son of the Living God, the Alpha and the Omega, has defeated Satan! Praise Jesus!
Although, you'd think Satan would have figured it out by now, and certainly would have read, or at least heard about the end game as revealed for 2000 years in the Holy Bible, particularly throughout the Revelation of John, but whatever. Perhaps he's too busy punishing those who refused to obey his sworn enemy. In any case, Jesus Wins, and through Him so do we all!
By the way, you can watch a Live Stream of Mount Olives in Israel where Jesus is reported to return on Earth for a second, glorious time.
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JERUSALEM — If the Messiah descends from the Mount of Olives as foretold in the Bible, America's two biggest Christian broadcasters are well-positioned to cover it live thanks to recent acquisitions of adjacent Jerusalem studios on a hill overlooking the Old City.
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Here is the link: http://www.daystar.com/israel/live/
I know Jesus has risen to the occasion in my life many times, and I simply cannot wait to see Him face to face!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Soon Will Our Lord Arise -
04-01-2018, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
AMEN!
Defying all the odds, Jesus has RISEN!
Jesus Christ, Son of the Living God, the Alpha and the Omega, has defeated Satan! Praise Jesus!
Although, you'd think Satan would have figured it out by now, and certainly would have read, or at least heard about the end game as revealed for 2000 years in the Holy Bible, particularly throughout the Revelation of John, but whatever. Perhaps he's too busy punishing those who refused to obey his sworn enemy. In any case, Jesus Wins, and through Him so do we all!
By the way, you can watch a Live Stream of Mount Olives in Israel where Jesus is reported to return on Earth for a second, glorious time.
Here is the link: http://www.daystar.com/israel/live/
I know Jesus has risen to the occasion in my life many times, and I simply cannot wait to see Him face to face!
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I sometimes wish Revelation came with a spoiler alert.
But it do make it easy to be Christian to know we will win. And it makes stupid to be atheist, don't you think?
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,124
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Soon Will Our Lord Arise -
04-02-2018, 12:10 AM
Jesus came back to life to one-up Satan. Satan had to be taught Jesus was in charge.
Before defeating Satan, however, Jesus had to defeat sin. He did this by dying for the sins so many outside Landover Baptist commit. Jesus was really busy at this time 2000 some years ago.
We are grateful for all these things Jesus accomplished in a short period of time.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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