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Default Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 01:41 AM

John and Paul for example. You just see them as names of writers blessed inspired writers. Do the letters mean anything to you? They should the Bible is encoded. You have to decode it. The names the numbers they all lead to John 3:16. The Old Testament is for some to make their way to the New Testament. The Rightoues can begin in the New Testament. The Righteous are the ones that believe in Jesus Christ.

The Free they don't need a book at all. That's what Jesus gives you Freedom.

John means Join Our Home Now
Paul means Please All Understand Lessons

What was that Lesson? Jesus Has Identified Paradise

My name is Chip

Join Our Home Now Please All Understand Lessons Christ Has Identified Paradise.

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:08 AM

Chip is being sought by the Landover Baptist Infirmary for the Demon Possessed for further treatment.

He has....issues.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:16 AM

Before we go any farther we must agree. Two as One for One Truth. The verification that makes it Acceptable. Two together brings Jesus. Do you agree with what I wrote? Is there anyone that agrees with what I wrote. We can leave the faithless behind... You humble yourself to the Truth. Then you will bow.

The Next word is Lord what do those letters mean to you? Very simple and basic. The Truth really is. All those coins you got. Have they brought Interest?
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:20 AM

No Pastor satan is behind me. Do you understand what that means? Or about the keys that put him there? The number 8 and its meaning in heaven? Walking in the light or walking in the dark or doing both. The Beginning the Middle and the End. The beginning with light. Now with Darkness and in the End where ever you please. Thats what a free man knows Pastor.
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Before we go any farther we must agree. Two as One for One Truth. The verification that makes it Acceptable. Two together brings Jesus. Do you agree with what I wrote? Is there anyone that agrees with what I wrote. We can leave the faithless behind... You humble yourself to the Truth. Then you will bow.

The Next word is Lord what do those letters mean to you? Very simple and basic. The Truth really is. All those coins you got. Have they brought Interest?
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No Pastor satan is behind me. Do you understand what that means? Or about the keys that put him there? The number 8 and its meaning in heaven? Walking in the light or walking in the dark or doing both. The Beginning the Middle and the End. The beginning with light. Now with Darkness and in the End where ever you please. Thats what a free man knows Pastor.
I rest my case.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Before we go any farther we must agree. Two as One for One Truth. The verification that makes it Acceptable. Two together brings Jesus. Do you agree with what I wrote? Is there anyone that agrees with what I wrote. We can leave the faithless behind... You humble yourself to the Truth. Then you will bow.

The Next word is Lord what do those letters mean to you? Very simple and basic. The Truth really is. All those coins you got. Have they brought Interest?
I disagree wholeheartedly. Two as One for One does not make Truth but for all things to be accepted by Christ are within the Three. It is manifest in the Trinity. There will be verification, now you must see that there is Two Become One which is a reversal of the One Become Two, a Satanist version of "truth" where all ideas and foundations become corrupted by the iniquity of lies and obfuscation of the Three, unless of course the faithless are living in the One and One becomes Truth ideas, which as we discussed is patently false given that Three become One is the same as One become Three for both exist at the sametime.

You sir, are completely wrong about this.


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Let the battle of the lunatics begin.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 03:32 AM

I don't agree with all of that either the one and two then three I do. One with yourself brings God our Father. Your Left side and your Right side. Up and Under that narrow path. I am at one with God my father. I am a Free Man. 11 posts I made when this one came about. There was One the I before me. 987654321 0 abcdefghi reading and writing the basics. And your numbers. Life started with John then Adam then Eve. Do you accept reincarnations? I am Hermes. Right before H is G. The Greeks believed that Paul was the reincarnation of Hermes. One god tells you the Truth about the ONE TRUE GOD HIS FATHER. Its told in ACTS i believe. All Chip Turberville's Secrets. That's my last name now.

46511 names I have used to be exact. Someone has to show you the way out.

Lord what does it mean? To me Living on Royal Dirt.

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Feel free, but he wouldn't stand a chance.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Invite all that you like I give what I am given to give. I give it freely. Crazy the number 8 or you can look at it as Heaven or Hell. Or Infinity Three ways really. Anyone believe?
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 03:50 AM

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 04:41 AM

Acts 14:12 (New King James Version)

12 And Barnabas they called Zeus, and Paul, Hermes, because he was the chief speaker.

Chip12 I used that name to Verify what I have said is True. The I after me Isis I came here to clean up her mess. Using my Father as my Witness. The J after I for Join Our Home Now. Thats my name now Chip. Freemen Get new names. Anyone believe? 1+4 is 5 and 1+2 is 3. 5+3 is Eight. The Fishermans Hook is J the 10th Letter. For One Life you came from. The numbers and letters that I have given you here prove that I am telling you the Truth. With the Basics. Numbers on the Left of the Writing the vision of your bible. Your Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
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JOHN
Gender: Masculine
Usage: English, Biblical
Pronounced: JAHN (English) [key]

English form of Iohannes, the Latin form of the Greek name Ιωαννης (Ioannes), itself derived from the Hebrew name יוֹחָנָן (Yochanan) meaning "YAHWEH is gracious".
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PAUL
Gender: Masculine
Usage: English, French, German, Dutch, Scandinavian, Romanian, Biblical
Pronounced: PAWL (English), POL (French), POWL (German) [key]

From the Roman family name Paulus, which meant "small" or "humble" in Latin.
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I don't agree with all of that either the one and two then three I do. One with yourself brings God our Father. Your Left side and your Right side. Up and Under that narrow path. I am at one with God my father. I am a Free Man. 11 posts I made when this one came about. There was One the I before me. 987654321 0 abcdefghi reading and writing the basics. And your numbers. Life started with John then Adam then Eve. Do you accept reincarnations? I am Hermes. Right before H is G. The Greeks believed that Paul was the reincarnation of Hermes. One god tells you the Truth about the ONE TRUE GOD HIS FATHER. Its told in ACTS i believe. All Chip Turberville's Secrets. That's my last name now.

46511 names I have used to be exact. Someone has to show you the way out.

Lord what does it mean? To me Living on Royal Dirt.

I have a message you believe in Angels call me one. The Messenger of Life. Have you ever read about Hermes?
Chip, with all due respect, you are majorly infested with a colonial parasite infection not seen since the early 1950's Stalin Soviet Union when collective farms were used to raise energy to power for Tesla Engines to power jet-rocketed Soviet Cars. Failure to implement the system on time resulted in massive dropout of the Soviet Automobile Industry. NO DOUBT KGB UTILIZED NAZI ROCKETS TO SEND MESSAGES TO AND FROM THE MOON AND SPY ON UNITED STATES USING LARGE LUNAR TELESCOPES!!!!

Now to claim you are Hermes means I have to consider the fact that you are Hermes Trismegistus and therefore Thoth which means you TAUGHT ALEISTER CROWLEY SECRET ANAL SEX RITUALS OF THE THIRTEENTH DEGREE TO BRING ABOUT DEMON CHILDREN INTO THE WORLD...and that Jack Parsons, of CalTech, famed rocket scientist and occultist IMPREGNATED RED-HEADED MARJORIE TO BRING FORTH CROWLEY PROPHECY BUT CUT SHORT BY ASSASSINATION INVOLVING VOLATILE CHEMICALS. These are proven facts. Look it up.

I ask of you, so-called "Hermes" where lie thy Emerald Tablets? If you are to claim that Atlantis holds all secrets, I will know you are trying to give me great deception for ATLANTIS SPACE SHUTTLE CREATED 15,000 YEARS AGO BY ANCIENT MAN IN ORIGINAL INCARNATION...Neandarthals colonized space....1996 OLYMPICS PROVE THIS....For this was kept from Hermes, and made like Socrates, imprisoned in every single TV Dinner in the frozen aisle of supermarkets worldwide. Cut into pieces, like Dionysus, Hermes lies in millions of seperate pieces and it will take the great efforts of a mass psychological shift to reanimate him by placing FROZEN HERMES MICROWAVE DINNERS IN MICROWAVES TO THAW HIM BACK TO LIFE....

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 01:01 PM

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Invite all that you like I give what I am given to give. I give it freely. Crazy the number 8 or you can look at it as Heaven or Hell. Or Infinity Three ways really. Anyone believe?
I've read this, and I am really confused now.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:13 PM

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Thank you and no I am not at home. Heaven Over Mans Earth. But I am in a house. Have Life U satan Experts. Satan is not in my House he was put behind me. By the Hook. The Hook of John Jesus Adams. That's my captain my Father. J =10=1 J=10=1 and the A is 1. For 111 which equals 3.

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And no I was not Thoth.
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