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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 07-24-2010, 12:16 AM

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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-07-2010, 01:24 PM

@all atheists Did you choose Jesus yet?


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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-07-2010, 03:30 PM

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@all atheists Did you choose Jesus yet?

Yes I did...

"Esteban De Jesus" to be specific. In a fight with Roberto Duran in 1980.

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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-08-2010, 12:12 AM

BAH! God will judge us for our actions, our behaviours and love, not especially on our beliefs...
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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-08-2010, 12:28 AM

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BAH! God will judge us for our actions, our behaviours and love, not especially on our beliefs...
I'm afraid I can't let you get away with that. The Bible clearly says what to do with those who would not seek the LORD.

2 Chronicles 15:13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-08-2010, 12:48 AM

I wont deny what is written, as it simply is... But i will also note that chronicles are the lest books of the old testament, so then written before the events of the new testament and god's message of tolerance, redemption and forgiveness...
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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-08-2010, 12:56 AM

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I wont deny what is written, as it simply is... But i will also note that chronicles are the lest books of the old testament, so then written before the events of the new testament and god's message of tolerance, redemption and forgiveness...
Perhaps you have heard of a book called John chapter 3. I'm sure you can quote verse 16 from memory, but what about verse 18?

He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Then, there is the eternal punishment for non-believers.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Matthew 13:49-50 So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-08-2010, 01:05 AM

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BAH! God will judge us for our actions, our behaviours and love, not especially on our beliefs...

Most people's beliefs dictate their actions, influence their behaviors and effect their ideas about love.

Proverbs 23:7 tells us," For as a man thinketh in his heart; so is he . . ."

So how do you separate belief from actions and behaviors and love, which, more so than the others, is supposed to come from our hearts?


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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-10-2010, 05:52 PM

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I wont deny what is written, as it simply is... But i will also note that chronicles are the lest books of the old testament, so then written before the events of the new testament and god's message of tolerance, redemption and forgiveness...
As an athiest I gotta ask... Who decides what is important in the bible and what isnt. Is there like a guide that ranks the various scriptures according to importance? Maybe its on the internet someplace? Can you give me the link?
Or is it available in hard copy?

Really, I am curious...


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Default Re: Important message for all atheists! - 08-10-2010, 05:55 PM

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As an athiest I gotta ask... Who decides what is important in the bible and what isnt. Is there like a guide that ranks the various scriptures according to importance? Maybe its on the internet someplace? Can you give me the link?
Or is it available in hard copy?

Really, I am curious...
Every single word of the Holy Bible is VITALLY important. It even says so.

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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Every single word of the Holy Bible is VITALLY important. It even says so.
If I was a christain I would have to agree with you.

So I suspect a lot of the christians who pick and choose their bible stories base their choices on modern morality and not on unchanging christian doctrine delivered by their omni-everything God through the written words of the Old AND New testaments

Which leads me to think that if any of them actualy read and tried to understand those books, they would quickly become agnostic or even
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So please... Read those Bibles!


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If I was a christain I would have to agree with you.

So I suspect a lot of the christians who pick and choose their bible stories base their choices on modern morality and not on unchanging christian doctrine delivered by their omni-everything God through the written words of the Old AND New testaments
True, most "christians" are false christians who are spoon fed their Bible from the pulpit, if they do actually open their Bible, it's only to read the parts that they're told to read. True Christians™ (note I tend to denote false christians with a small c) read and take to heart the entire Bible.

But God warned us that there will be many who think they are Christian and are in for a big surprise when they approach the judgment seat

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:



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Which leads me to think that if any of them actualy read and tried to understand those books, they would quickly become agnostic or even
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So please... Read those Bibles!
Not sure why you want to drag others to hell with you. If someone reads the Bible and becomes an atheist (I don't believe in agnostics) then they were never a real Christian in the first place. How can you look at the wonderful message that God left us and turn your back on Him?


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Not sure why you want to drag others to hell with you. If someone reads the Bible and becomes an atheist (I don't believe in agnostics) then they were never a real Christian in the first place. How can you look at the wonderful message that God left us and turn your back on Him?
Thats my point. When you carefully read the bible you soon realize its not full of wonderful messages. But some pretty nasty things...

My favourite nasty, and its also New Teatament...

2 Peter 3:7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

In other words, God WILL burn the majority of the human race to death...

Real wonderful message.


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So I suspect a lot of the christians who pick and choose their bible stories base their choices on modern morality and not on unchanging christian doctrine delivered by their omni-everything God through the written words of the Old AND New testaments

Which leads me to think that if any of them actualy read and tried to understand those books, they would quickly become agnostic or even
athiest

So please... Read those Bibles!
I'll have to agree with you on that point. That's why the Bible tells us that the vast majority of people will not be making it up into Heaven. False Christians who cherry-pick the Word of God and choose to ignore the parts they don't like will have A LOT to answer for when they appear on bended knee before Jesus come Judgment Day.

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Thats my point. When you carefully read the bible you soon realize its not full of wonderful messages. But some pretty nasty things...
See, the reason you don't understand the Holy Bible is because your father is satan.

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Thats my point. When you carefully read the bible you soon realize its not full of wonderful messages. But some pretty nasty things...

My favourite nasty, and its also New Teatament...

2 Peter 3:7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

In other words, God WILL burn the majority of the human race to death...

Real wonderful message.
I'm not really following you here, yes it is a wonderful message, so why did you finish with a sad face? Did you really mean this? Was it a typo?


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I'm not really following you here, yes it is a wonderful message, so why did you finish with a sad face? Did you really mean this? Was it a typo?
True Believers and capitol "C" Christians would not understand my

I would like to think though, that the small "c" christians who read the bible carefully just might understand the


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True Believers and capitol "C" Christians would not understand my

I would like to think though, that the small "c" christians who read the bible carefully just might understand the
Well yes that is quite possible. I've often said that it's easier to discuss the Bible with an atheist or a satanist than it is with a false Christian. At least you guys realize you've chosen the path to hell and there is hope of getting through to you.

False Christians get so hung up on what their priests tell them, they refuse to listen to anyone else. Instead you end up with them crowing that "GOD LOVES EEEEVVVVRRRRYYYONNNEE!" over and over again no matter how many scriptures you point out to show them that they're wrong.


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Well yes that is quite possible. I've often said that it's easier to discuss the Bible with an atheist or a satanist than it is with a false Christian. At least you guys realize you've chosen the path to hell and there is hope of getting through to you.

False Christians get so hung up on what their priests tell them, they refuse to listen to anyone else. Instead you end up with them crowing that "GOD LOVES EEEEVVVVRRRRYYYONNNEE!" over and over again no matter how many scriptures you point out to show them that they're wrong.
Big "C" Christian and athiest agree...


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Big "C" Christian and athiest agree...
Think about it, the increase in atheism has walked hand in hand with the increase in false liebral churches. Could it be because people become disgusted with the liebral lies, the skipped parts of the Bible, and the fact that they know in their hearts that what they're being told is wrong?

It is unfortunate that instead of turning towards Christ and becoming True Christians™ that they believe the false churches are what Christianity is all about and reject God completely.

I will pray for your soul, at least you have actually read the Bible.


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Think about it, the increase in atheism has walked hand in hand with the increase in false liebral churches. Could it be because people become disgusted with the liebral lies, the skipped parts of the Bible, and the fact that they know in their hearts that what they're being told is wrong?
I thought those churches were for atheists.


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