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Default Look who is back. - 11-22-2009, 11:18 AM

Hey all. It has been awhile since I have written on the board, I have entered a few times to do some reading; just to ensure I am keeping up with the latest but, for all intents and purposes I have essentially not being on.

Just letting you all know, my new life is going well. I've given up my old life of fornication and substance use. Having said that, I have indulged in the occasional glass of wine over dinner, but never anything more. I've signed up with the Defence force, who will employ me fully once I have graduated university. I have sought out a few baptist churches within Sydney, none of which have provided me with a sense of True Christian atmosphere, determination or faith so my looking is still ongoing. While I have read some of the KJV bible, I've not read very much as I am yet to get a hard copy. This is still an continuing battle for me, I've had to change many aspects of my lifestyle, ended many relationships with my friends and stopped my sports. Nonetheless, so far, my assimilation to a True Christian is successful. Naturally, I must thank all of those, on LBC, who motivated and inspired me to change from my old, sinful life.


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-22-2009, 12:57 PM

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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-22-2009, 02:21 PM

Good for you, BlakeYoung. Lord Jesus is guiding your footsteps on His merciful Path to Salvation.

Unrepentant sinners, take heed! Those who fornicate, smoke "wacky weed", dance to ungodly music, or eat clam chowder are destined for HELLFIRE. And the smoke of their burning shall ascend forever.

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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-22-2009, 04:57 PM

Hi Blackey, welcome back.
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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-23-2009, 12:35 AM

I assure you all, I am determined to continue on this path.

Brother Avatar, it is a pleasure.


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-23-2009, 06:11 AM

Um....not to be mean or anything......but I'm trying to imagine looking in the mirror at hair that looks like yours and thinking to myself, "There! That's perfect!" and keeping a straight face. Dude, seriously, Jesus wants you to look more like a man and less like you're not sure.

1 Corinthians 11:14-15 (King James Version)
14Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
15But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-23-2009, 07:16 AM

I reckon this homasexual is here to corrupt us and decieve a few of the elect True Christians™. He comes in sheeps clothing but he is a wolf in disgise...


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-23-2009, 08:48 AM

Emil! What on Earth happened to your profile picture? Did you undergo some form of plastic surgery? I notice the same thing happened to Lola. You both look less like inbred hicks and more like normal everyday people.

As for Hank, are you no longer a Brother? Perhaps they noticed your spelling ability, or lack thereof, was not quite up to the standard expected of a Brother.
Just for the record, Hank, it is written as homosexual. Note the second O? Also, it is Sheep's, the apostrophe indicates ownership. Sorry about being demoted, but clearly it was due.


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-23-2009, 01:02 PM

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Emil! What on Earth happened to your profile picture? Did you undergo some form of plastic surgery? I notice the same thing happened to Lola. You both look less like inbred hicks and more like normal everyday people.

Went to a hair dresser in Freehold ,she did wonders with my unruly mop of hair.I suggest you find one yourself.

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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-23-2009, 01:16 PM

You were gone? Who are you again?
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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-23-2009, 03:05 PM

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As for Hank, are you no longer a Brother? Perhaps they noticed your spelling ability, or lack thereof, was not quite up to the standard expected of a Brother.
Just for the record, Hank, it is written as homosexual. Note the second O? Also, it is Sheep's, the apostrophe indicates ownership. Sorry about being demoted, but clearly it was due.
Enjoy hell you homaseuxal faggit


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-23-2009, 03:46 PM

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Emil! What on Earth happened to your profile picture? Did you undergo some form of plastic surgery? I notice the same thing happened to Lola. You both look less like inbred hicks and more like normal everyday people.

As for Hank, are you no longer a Brother? Perhaps they noticed your spelling ability, or lack thereof, was not quite up to the standard expected of a Brother.
Just for the record, Hank, it is written as homosexual. Note the second O? Also, it is Sheep's, the apostrophe indicates ownership. Sorry about being demoted, but clearly it was due.
My old picture was taken near the beginning of my three sophomore years at Dubuque High School. It was the only photo I had until I ended up at the Landover Photography Studio over on Leviticus Lane. That old one was so worn out and fuzzy and I was still sporting a mullet back then too.

And my Lola, ain't she lovely?


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-24-2009, 02:46 AM

Lola, she did more than wonders, she performed a miracle. Thank you Lola, may Jesus also be with you always. Well good job Emil! The two of you look much better.

Hank, I am not your teacher but seriously, I told you how to spell homosexual but you spelt it incorrectly again! As for faggot (you really have a problem with the letter O do you not?) I trust you use it in its colloquial context? Regardless of usage I think you'll find I take you, and your insults, far more serious if you could spell.


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-24-2009, 03:16 AM

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I think you'll find I take you, and your insults, far more serious if you could spell.
Wow. I don't know what your intent was here, but let me offer two possibilities:


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The commas aren't necessary either, but that's more of a style thing. I understand what you were doing with them.

Grammar, it seems, is your problem.

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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-24-2009, 06:07 AM

Brother Avatar thanks for that pal this homasexual just doesnt give up insulting people does he...


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-25-2009, 01:15 AM

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Wow. I don't know what your intent was here, but let me offer two possibilities:

The commas aren't necessary either, but that's more of a style thing. I understand what you were doing with them.

Grammar, it seems, is your problem.

Thank you very much Brother Avatar, it was an error on my part and I thank you for correcting it. Indeed the use of commas are a style thing; however, I once did get an international relations essay marked down because I failed to use commas as much as required, who would have guessed I'd have a lack of comma usage? I shall endeavor to write correctly from now on. Unlike others who upon correcting their spelling, continue to spell just as bad. Nevertheless, I remain grateful.


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-25-2009, 02:13 AM

Blake, welcome back to the loving bosom of GOD's church.

Please forgive Hank for his rude behavior.

It would be good for you to get your haircut, for reasons that Emil shared with you earlier. Plus it would cut down on people thinking you were a sodomite.



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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-25-2009, 02:44 AM

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Thank you very much Brother Avatar, it was an error on my part and I thank you for correcting it. Indeed the use of commas are a style thing; however, I once did get an international relations essay marked down because I failed to use commas as much as required, who would have guessed I'd have a lack of comma usage? I shall endeavor to write correctly from now on. Unlike others who upon correcting their spelling, continue to spell just as bad. Nevertheless, I remain grateful.
I too, find myself in fear of the comma Nazis. What is an aspiring proper grammarian, like myself, to do in the face of this red pen tsunami?

Though, we have never met, and I am apparently newer than you are, I bid you warm regression.

Yours in our Lord's soft bosom,

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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-26-2009, 08:32 AM

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Blake, welcome back to the loving bosom of GOD's church.

Please forgive Hank for his rude behavior.

It would be good for you to get your haircut, for reasons that Emil shared with you earlier. Plus it would cut down on people thinking you were a sodomite.
Thank you Bob4God!

Very well, I will do as you all say and cut my hair.

Thanks Sam!


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Default Re: Look who is back. - 11-26-2009, 12:29 PM

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Thank you Bob4God!

Very well, I will do as you all say and cut my hair.

Thanks Sam!
Probably best to get a professional hair cutter to do it. Especially the back. Can be tricky using mirrors. Welcome back anyway, and good luck.
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