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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 08-11-2009, 02:33 PM

Where in that Sinful country of Finland you From, BOY
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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 08-11-2009, 02:33 PM

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[...] I know that 6 languages (I actually tried to learn two more, but it was too much) [...]
I do not usually notify posters publicly that they are to receive an infraction, however, you provide an excellent example.

Your post above shows that, if you are being truthful, you are set on a course to defeat the purpose of God demolishing the Tower of Babel and creating confusion by giving people different languages.

Further, you cannot deny that you take pride in trying to defeat God's Plan.

Even worse, elsewhere you start writing gibberish, words that are certainly not "of God".

That you deny being Danish is EXACTLY what a Dane would do! Yet you give us a clue by saying your relatives are Danish!





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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 08-11-2009, 03:15 PM

I currently live in Joensuu, in east Finland - but its not where I am from. Where are you from? All the white people living in america immigrated from Europe so from which country are you?

and to Ezekiel,I'm sorry if you felt like I contested you, but I would still like to speak to your nepnew. Since I am using sinful words and languages, do you mind teaching me in what language Jesus spoke? English?
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I currently live in Joensuu, in east Finland - but its not where I am from. Where are you from? All the white people living in america immigrated from Europe so from which country are you?

and to Ezekiel,I'm sorry if you felt like I contested you, but I would still like to speak to your nepnew. Since I am using sinful words and languages, do you mind teaching me in what language Jesus spoke? English?
I take offense to this statement, Ole Bole. First, not capitalizing the name America is very, very insulting. Secondly, Not capitalizing White is also incredibly demeaning and incredibly offensive. I know drug use in your part of the world is encouraged to keep the people sedated and quiet but it also makes you look very stupid. Did you consider that perhaps excessive drug use is clouding your mind?

Not all White people came from Europe. Some came from S.A., AU, NZ, USSR and other places. You come off pretty pompous stating White People only come from Europe.


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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 08-11-2009, 03:29 PM

I apologize if I offended you my friend. You are right in most of the things you say - I of cause ment that the first White people came from Europe. (Just like the first White people in NZ, Aus., SA. etc. came from Europe.
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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 08-11-2009, 05:18 PM

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I apologize if I offended you my friend. You are right in most of the things you say - I of cause ment that the first White people came from Europe. (Just like the first White people in NZ, Aus., SA. etc. came from Europe.
And what does it say about that God-forsaken pit of a continent that they were all so desperate to leave? (Not counting Australia, which is so much worse than Europe that it's where they sent their criminal scum.)


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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 11-22-2009, 10:56 PM

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I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

10:30 Stealing bats
11:10 Lust for Gold
11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
12:00 Update on Masochism
12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
15:00 Update on Masochism

All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.

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I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

10:30 Stealing bats
11:10 Lust for Gold
11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
12:00 Update on Masochism
12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
15:00 Update on Masochism

All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.

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Tell me, what qualifications does your nephew have for translating Danish to English? Apparently none! I must say, I find this post and "translation" either extremely stupid or very pathetic. Stupid cause the translation is horribly wrong; words translated correctly can be counted on one hand :S Pathetic because, if it's not because you're stupid, you did this on purpose - and that's really low!
Here's why I think it was on purpose: an example: "Nis" is "translated" to "Niece", "mćrket" to "market", "livet" to "liver" and "kampen" to "camping" (none of which is true: Nis = a name, mćrket = marked, livet = the life, kampen = the battle).
The "translation" is clearly wrong, but some of the words look a bit similar, as you can see. So either your nephew did the "translating" just by guessing, and took some English words that looked like the Danish ones (problem with that is, I honestly can't imagine anyone be that stupid - not even in here) - or you "translated" the Danish words to similar looking English words so that readers might think that the "translate" was true.
Your post could also be a joke? To see what you could make people in here believe?
Nevertheless, here is the correct translation from someone who actually knows both English and Danish (and feel free to check it in a dictionary or on an online translator!!):
10:30 Debatten
= The debate; debat = debate + -en(definite article) = the</SPAN>

11:10 Guldćblerne
= The gold apples; guld = gold, ćble = apple, -er(pluralis), guldćbler = gold apples + -ne(definite article) = the</SPAN>

11:30 Formiddag med Nis Boesdal
= Morning with Nis Boesdal; formiddag = morning, med = with, Nis Boesdal = a person; a 61 year old journalist and author - not a porn star LOL (he's on Wikipedia).

12:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr
= DR Update - News and weather; DR / Danmarks Radio = Denmark's Radio (the TV Channel), update = update, nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, og = and, vejr = weather
DR Update med(with) seneste(latest) nyt(news) og(and) dagens(todays) vejr(weather).
12:10 Horisont: Kampen om Faklen
= Horizon: The battle of the torch; horisont = horizon, kamp = battle + -en(definite article) = the battle, om = of, fakkel = tourch </SPAN>+ -en(definite article) = the tourch.</SPAN>


12:35 Gensyn med Brutalis
= Reunion with Brutalis; gensyn = reunion, med = with, Brutalis = a rhinoceros who lived most of its life in Danish zoos(on Wikipedia too).
12:55 Venner pĺ eventyr
= Friends on adventure, venner = friends, pĺ = on, eventyr = adventure.
13:25 Mćrket for livet
= Marked(emotionally) for life; mćrke = feel/"mark" + -t = marked, for = for, livet(-et = definite article) = life</SPAN>
13:50 Supernabo
= Super neighbor; super = super, nabo = neighbor
14:20 Kom igen
= Come again/back; kom = come, igen = again/back
14:50 Nyheder pĺ tegnsprog
= News in sign language; nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, pĺ = in, tegnsprog = sign language, tegn = sign, sprog = language
15:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr
= DR Upadte - News and weather; DR / Danmarks Radio = Denmark’s Radio (the TV Channel), update = update, nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, og = and, vejr = weather
- What further makes me believe that this was either a joke or a post of the intend to deceive readers - and not "just" a poor "translation", is this claim: "All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn."
It sure sounds like he has been watching it a lot, enough to tell us about it at least. But he can't really have - why? Here's why:
First of all, there are no porn commercials on ANY of our TV channels, and second, this exact channel, DR1, which you "translated" from, is in fact a public service channel paid by the Danish citizens, which means that it doesn't run commercials at all - not for beer, not for porn, not for anything.

Shame on you!
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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 11-22-2009, 11:26 PM

It is a pity you have been banned, but God's justice is swift and sure! As an agent of Satan himself, your words of denial have the exactly opposite effect on all God-Fearing people throughout Christendom.

Only someone desperate to be an apologist for that finger of land sticking up out of Godless Europistan and is "flipping God the bird" would take the time to invent such a lengthy and obviously erroneous translation.

God is not light on sinners:

Na:3:4: Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.
Na:3:5: Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.
Na:3:6: And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazingstock.
Na:3:7: And it shall come to pass, that all they that look upon thee shall flee from thee, and say, Nineveh is laid waste: who will bemoan her? whence shall I seek comforters for thee?
Na:3:8: Art thou better than populous No, that was situate among the rivers, that had the waters round about it, whose rampart was the sea, and her wall was from the sea?

I think that says it all.





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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 11-23-2009, 01:28 AM

Its very sad really. There used to be a great people who lived in the North Lands, of which the present day Danes are a meager and poor shadow of a copy. Men used to be men! and spoke ONE language and spoke it loud and clear! not fumbling around sniveling in 3 or 4 or even more acid-tongued gruntings and howlings.

When the North People worshiped the old GODs. The strong ones! Odin and Loki! not the panty livered sissy christian gods! bah!

I hope the fanatic musslemen DO take over your stupid country and make you eat cartoons instead of bacon. and watch koran readings instead of your beloved porn.

gah I hate the present day Danes.


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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 01-10-2010, 08:36 PM

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Tell me, what qualifications does your nephew have for translating Danish to English? Apparently none! I must say, I find this post and "translation" either extremely stupid or very pathetic. Stupid cause the translation is horribly wrong; words translated correctly can be counted on one hand :S Pathetic because, if it's not because you're stupid, you did this on purpose - and that's really low!
Here's why I think it was on purpose: an example: "Nis" is "translated" to "Niece", "mćrket" to "market", "livet" to "liver" and "kampen" to "camping" (none of which is true: Nis = a name, mćrket = marked, livet = the life, kampen = the battle).
The "translation" is clearly wrong, but some of the words look a bit similar, as you can see. So either your nephew did the "translating" just by guessing, and took some English words that looked like the Danish ones (problem with that is, I honestly can't imagine anyone be that stupid - not even in here) - or you "translated" the Danish words to similar looking English words so that readers might think that the "translate" was true.
Your post could also be a joke? To see what you could make people in here believe?
Nevertheless, here is the correct translation from someone who actually knows both English and Danish (and feel free to check it in a dictionary or on an online translator!!):
10:30 Debatten
= The debate; debat = debate + -en(definite article) = the</SPAN>

11:10 Guldćblerne
= The gold apples; guld = gold, ćble = apple, -er(pluralis), guldćbler = gold apples + -ne(definite article) = the</SPAN>

11:30 Formiddag med Nis Boesdal
= Morning with Nis Boesdal; formiddag = morning, med = with, Nis Boesdal = a person; a 61 year old journalist and author - not a porn star LOL (he's on Wikipedia).

12:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr
= DR Update - News and weather; DR / Danmarks Radio = Denmark's Radio (the TV Channel), update = update, nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, og = and, vejr = weather
DR Update med(with) seneste(latest) nyt(news) og(and) dagens(todays) vejr(weather).
12:10 Horisont: Kampen om Faklen
= Horizon: The battle of the torch; horisont = horizon, kamp = battle + -en(definite article) = the battle, om = of, fakkel = tourch </SPAN>+ -en(definite article) = the tourch.</SPAN>


12:35 Gensyn med Brutalis
= Reunion with Brutalis; gensyn = reunion, med = with, Brutalis = a rhinoceros who lived most of its life in Danish zoos(on Wikipedia too).
12:55 Venner pĺ eventyr
= Friends on adventure, venner = friends, pĺ = on, eventyr = adventure.
13:25 Mćrket for livet
= Marked(emotionally) for life; mćrke = feel/"mark" + -t = marked, for = for, livet(-et = definite article) = life</SPAN>
13:50 Supernabo
= Super neighbor; super = super, nabo = neighbor
14:20 Kom igen
= Come again/back; kom = come, igen = again/back
14:50 Nyheder pĺ tegnsprog
= News in sign language; nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, pĺ = in, tegnsprog = sign language, tegn = sign, sprog = language
15:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr
= DR Upadte - News and weather; DR / Danmarks Radio = Denmark’s Radio (the TV Channel), update = update, nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, og = and, vejr = weather
- What further makes me believe that this was either a joke or a post of the intend to deceive readers - and not "just" a poor "translation", is this claim: "All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn."
It sure sounds like he has been watching it a lot, enough to tell us about it at least. But he can't really have - why? Here's why:
First of all, there are no porn commercials on ANY of our TV channels, and second, this exact channel, DR1, which you "translated" from, is in fact a public service channel paid by the Danish citizens, which means that it doesn't run commercials at all - not for beer, not for porn, not for anything.

Shame on you!
I'm Danish and THIS is the right translation - pathetic to try to make us Danes look like that
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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 01-10-2010, 11:34 PM

mcuh love denmark, much love..
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I'm Danish and THIS is the right translation -
My suspicion is that the banned poster "I Believe In Facts" has told you to post this. He was batshit crazy and a God Mocker
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But you are like that, Google "Denmark Porn" (Lord forgive me)





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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 01-10-2010, 11:42 PM

damn man try and write american porn LOL!!
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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 01-10-2010, 11:46 PM

You don't sound Danish at all - I will ignore you.





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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 01-11-2010, 09:54 AM

Can't be for real...

You all argue if a country is "Evil" but you never where there?

Of course everyone is proud of their own nation why not? Americans are proud to be American, so you should also understand that others are proud of their nation.

But really, a country is not evil if it did nothing to you, if they where at war with you, shure they are evil.

In the end i got to say, each nation in the world think's they are the best. Seriousely. This is not ment to flame but it is just a statement of facts.

What and who forbids anyone to be proud of their nation?
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You all argue if a country is "Evil" but you never where there?
I have been to Denmark. Truly a den of sin and debauchery i

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you should also understand that others are proud of their nation.
Strange. I can't imagine why you would be proud of a third world hellhole like Denmark.

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But really, a country is not evil if it did nothing to you, if they where at war with you, shure they are evil.
That's what I am always telling mentally insane liberals. Iraq is inherently evil. Shout glory!

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In the end i got to say, each nation in the world think's they are the best. Seriousely.
Except in the case of America, it's true.

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What and who forbids anyone to be proud of their nation?
No one. Go Cowboys! (I don't expect an ignorant European to understand that reference. )


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What and who forbids anyone to be proud of their nation?
God does.

Proverbs 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.

Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Spalms 10:4 The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts.
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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 01-11-2010, 11:45 AM

Proverbs 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.

Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Spalms 10:4 The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts.


Come on... you can't be for real, this applies to everyone. If you hate arrogant people than you shouldn't be arrogant yourself. It is your job to forgive, it is god's job to judge. If I go to heaven/hell is only god's choice am I right?
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Default Re: Is Denmark Evil? - 01-11-2010, 11:52 AM

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If you hate arrogant people than you shouldn't be arrogant yourself.
Wait, so you find it arrogant when someone quotes Bible passages condemning arrogance?

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