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Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,661 6.51%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,544 9.97%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 871 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,577 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,204 20.40%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,852 11.18%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,556 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.72%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 263 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 238 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,776 6.96%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,919 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 830 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 9 0.04%
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-08-2012, 09:10 PM

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-08-2012, 09:31 PM

The Greek and Roman gods are the only ones to have been proven false, thus by default it should be them. Though, it doesn't seem like that's an option... :/
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-08-2012, 11:28 PM

Jesus wasn't white. He was an ugly arabic dude. Ya know one of those big nosed "Joos" you guys make fun of so often?
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-08-2012, 11:39 PM

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Jesus wasn't white. He was an ugly arabic dude. Ya know one of those big nosed "Joos" you guys make fun of so often?
Please cite the historical (contemporary, not a modern "reconstruction") description of Jesus which supports your assertion.


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Jesus wasn't white. He was an ugly arabic dude. Ya know one of those big nosed "Joos" you guys make fun of so often?
Please provide the Scripture that says Jesus had a big nose.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-08-2012, 11:41 PM

Please provide the scripture where he's aryan.... and not Gay ;D
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Please provide the scripture where he's aryan.... and not Gay ;D
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Please provide the scripture where he's aryan.... and not Gay ;D
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-08-2012, 11:48 PM

No, I do not concede defeat on Jesus being a Jew, and according to your propaganda Jews have huge disgusting noses... I want you to show me one passage in the bible where it says Jesus has an attraction to women? You know who else claims celibate divinity? The catholic boy piffleers :}
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-08-2012, 11:50 PM

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Jesus wasn't white. He was an ugly arabic dude. Ya know one of those big nosed "Joos" you guys make fun of so often?
Actually, assuming Jesus existed, he would most likely be of some Middle Eastern ethnicity, though I think it is too hesitant to assume Jesus would be one gender (as you wouldn't know). But yes, Jesus would not be white.
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No, I do not concede defeat on Jesus being a Jew, and according to your propaganda Jews have huge disgusting noses... I want you to show me one passage in the bible where it says Jesus has an attraction to women? You know who else claims celibate divinity? The catholic boy piffleers :}
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-08-2012, 11:55 PM

would be one ethnicity/race*
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You made an assertion. The burden of proof is on you.

Back it up, or shut it up, troll girl.
He lived in a part of the world where the strong majority of the people were very dark skinned.

The Romans needed Judas help to identify him when they came to arrest Jesus.

If he actually was white and everyone else around him wasn't, it would have been easy for Judas or anyone else to just tell them "He's the white guy."

Instead, he had to go up to him and identify which one, specifically, was Jesus.

This indicates he looked enough like the rest of the regional population that it would be difficult to identify him without assistance.
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He lived in a part of the world where the strong majority of the people were very dark skinned.

The Romans needed Judas help to identify him when they came to arrest Jesus.

If he actually was white and everyone else around him wasn't, it would have been easy for Judas or anyone else to just tell them "He's the white guy."

Instead, he had to go up to him and identify which one, specifically, was Jesus.

This indicates he looked enough like the rest of the regional population that it would be difficult to identify him without assistance.
Please read and familiarize yourself with the proof that Jesus is White, before making an even bigger fool of yourself.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Please read and familiarize yourself with the proof that Jesus is White, before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
That's "evidence" isn't evidence at all...

Firstly, God would have no ethnicity/race, lol.
Secondly, the depictions of Jesus are simply painting presuming his appearance. Like many things, we don't know if it is true. But yea, Jesus would *most likely* be Middle Eastern.
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No, I do not concede defeat on Jesus being a Jew, and according to your propaganda Jews have huge disgusting noses... I want you to show me one passage in the bible where it says Jesus has an attraction to women? You know who else claims celibate divinity? The catholic boy piffleers :}
Again, you made an assertion about Jesus, I want you to back it up with something other than your opinions. Find a contemporary description of Jesus and share it with us.

As for His being a Jew, that's easy enough to disprove.
Jews worship God, right?

Jesus IS God. Are you suggesting He is so egotistical and vain that He worships Himself?

Jews do not believe Jesus is the Messiah.

Jesus KNOWS He is the Messiah. Are you suggesting Jesus denies that He is the Messiah?

Jews are human.

Jesus is God. Are you suggesting that Jesus is not Divine?
Your assertion that Jesus is a Jew is blasphemous on these three counts.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-09-2012, 04:48 AM

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He lived in a part of the world where the strong majority of the people were very dark skinned.
This argument doesn't hold water.

Yes, he lived in an area full of dark skinned people, but he came from Heaven where everybody is white.



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He lived in a part of the world where the strong majority of the people were very dark skinned.
"Olive" is "very dark skinned"?


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"Olive" is "very dark skinned"?
When you consider that they spent a whole lot of time outside, especially Jesus himself, combined with naturally olive, yeah, I'd be willing to bet he was pretty dark. In fact, he probably looked similar to what we would call 'hispanic' today.
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When you consider that they spent a whole lot of time outside, especially Jesus himself, combined with naturally olive, yeah, I'd be willing to bet he was pretty dark. In fact, he probably looked similar to what we would call 'hispanic' today.
How do you know Jesus spent a lot of time outside? Even the Bible says that all the things He did aren't written down:

(John 21:25) "And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen."

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