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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-07-2006, 12:21 AM
Why are kike women always flat chested? I mean, you'd think since GOD gave them such giagantic butts, HE'D at least give them a large chest to balance them out.
HE must really dislike kikes.
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-07-2006, 10:56 AM
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Why are kike women always flat chested? I mean, you'd think since GOD gave them such giagantic butts, HE'D at least give them a large chest to balance them out.
HE must really dislike kikes.
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Well, they did kill Him.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-07-2006, 03:25 PM
It's not THEY, it's a small part of them.
And people get killed all the time so I don't know why should that long haired dude be treated any differently.
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10-07-2006, 03:32 PM
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It's not THEY, it's a small part of them.
And people get killed all the time so I don't know why should that long haired dude be treated any differently.
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That's what I say about captial punishment; if exacution is good enough for the Son of God why not you?
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10-07-2006, 03:34 PM
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That's what I say about captial punishment; if exacution is good enough for the Son of God why not you?
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I see it the other way. Jesus should not have been killed. He should either be sent to slavery or prison.
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-07-2006, 03:39 PM
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I see it the other way. Jesus should not have been killed. He should either be sent to slavery or prison.
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What? So you think that people who question established religious ideas should be made to become slaves or sent to prison? What kind of an intolerant bigot are you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-07-2006, 03:43 PM
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What? So you think that people who question established religious ideas should be made to become slaves or sent to prison? What kind of an intolerant bigot are you?
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Absolutely not. But back then they didn't have human rights and freedom to choose your own religion.
If Jesus lived today he would be treated just like another wacko from Iowa.
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-07-2006, 03:45 PM
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And people get killed all the time so I don't know why should that long haired dude be treated any differently.
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-07-2006, 05:41 PM
I hope this question hasn't already been asked. What is a gefelte fish?
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10-07-2006, 07:06 PM
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I hope this question hasn't already been asked. What is a gefelte fish?
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The question is discussed here. Now, does anyone have any questions that don't involve circumcision or gefilte fish? Questions involving any combination of the two are right out, sorry.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-09-2006, 04:02 AM
Why do Jooz have such an aversion to manual labour? Is it true that, in secret, Jooz aren't really bothered by Hitler killing so many of them, as the real Holocaust was the fact that they had to do a bit of hard graft whilst in the camps? One feels sorry for the nazis .. surrounded by whiney Joo bankers, psychiatrists and artsy-fartsy types, grumbling when told to go clean the camp lavatories ("oy vey, vhat a stench! vill the sufferink never end?", etc).
No wonder the krauts lost their steely, humourless patience with them. Are there any Jooz who actually have real jobs, Brother Temperance? Joo coal miner, Joo baker, Joo soldier, Joo sailor?
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-11-2006, 11:59 AM
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Why do Jooz have such an aversion to manual labour? Is it true that, in secret, Jooz aren't really bothered by Hitler killing so many of them, as the real Holocaust was the fact that they had to do a bit of hard graft whilst in the camps? One feels sorry for the nazis .. surrounded by whiney Joo bankers, psychiatrists and artsy-fartsy types, grumbling when told to go clean the camp lavatories ("oy vey, vhat a stench! vill the sufferink never end?", etc).
No wonder the krauts lost their steely, humourless patience with them. Are there any Jooz who actually have real jobs, Brother Temperance? Joo coal miner, Joo baker, Joo soldier, Joo sailor?
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In a weak and futile attempt to disguise their parasitic nature, Joos have been known to go into the baking profession, but, due to having Christ's blood upon their hands, they are only able to bake the queerest bread products in existence - the dreaded and unGodly Bag-el, and the even more Satanic Challah (This story is hard to verify, but I have heard that Satan invented Islam by appearing before the paedophile Moo-ham-head in the form of a Jooish egg bread, sprinkled with sesame seeds.) Even a homerific croissant looks virtually wholesome next to the produce of a Joo baker.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-11-2006, 05:29 PM
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Oh.my. God, Brother Temperance!!! Apparently the Jooze are not adverse to using animal by-products in their unHoly "Cookeries."
And, apparently, the Sin-a-gog these loaves of "Bread" came from has 3 Doggies in it:
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-12-2006, 02:32 AM
I have another question (thank you for your edifying answers thusfar, I hope I'm not being too grabby here); what is this "Kabbalah" nonsense all about then?
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Even a homerific croissant looks virtually wholesome next to the produce of a Joo baker.
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Which could very well be why that scrawny, tired old trout Madonna is (so I've heard) a Kabbalist, seeing as Joo carbs are so unappetizing her cruel, thin lips would surely snarl at the mere thought of JooPoo bread.
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Re: By popular demand: Ask an ex-yid -
10-12-2006, 02:49 PM
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I have another question (thank you for your edifying answers thusfar, I hope I'm not being too grabby here); what is this "Kabbalah" nonsense all about then?
Which could very well be why that scrawny, tired old trout Madonna is (so I've heard) a Kabbalist, seeing as Joo carbs are so unappetizing her cruel, thin lips would surely snarl at the mere thought of JooPoo bread.
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A strange kind of Joo mathematical magic, aimed at hypnotising gentiles with more money than sense, such as the aforementioned ex-Catlick whore. According to Kabbalistic lore, close study of certain unholy numeric codes contained within the Satanic Torah will reveal the Joo holy grail: the smallest tip that it is possible to give.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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