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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-04-2015, 11:59 PM
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[bla bla] viking, viking [bla bla]
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Hi Mary,
Welcome to this forum. Are you a Christian? Please tell us a bit about yourself. If you want, you can make your very own thread in the introduction forum to introduce yourself.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-05-2015, 12:42 AM
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you are defiantly using the swedish flag, here is a link to the finnish government's website, note the flags next to the fact sheet and Denmark at a glance links
the swiss word for rapist is voldtægtsmand not viking, viking means the same in English and celtic
the welsh economy is ranked 22nd in the world by the CIA, since there are between 50 and 56 countries in Europe (depending on how many partially recognized countries you choose to count) they are clearly not the works in Europe
unfortunately for some people these are facts.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-30-2015, 11:33 AM
Hello mah friend, ýour reasons are really gut
Finally a person who is thinking the same as me
I want your skype so we can talk together, also your facebook would be great
The danes are really retarded like, look at Lars Løkke. He uses all the money on plane tickets and bitches
So anyways mah friend, I think we should discuss this topic
Do you belive in illuminati? Because I think we also should discuss that topic since the danes are so retarded that they can't even open a water bottle.
Btw can I get your phone number? Because I need more reasons why you hate Denmark
Did you see the event where the danish people eat toilet paper? it's such a stupid thing that the danes do.
Pleas tell all those things and we can make a good team
King Regards
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WOOPS I spelled mah name wrong.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-30-2015, 12:35 PM
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Hello mah friend, ýour reasons are really gut
Finally a person who is thinking the same as me
I want your skype so we can talk together, also your facebook would be great
The danes are really retarded like, look at Lars Løkke. He uses all the money on plane tickets and bitches
So anyways mah friend, I think we should discuss this topic
Do you belive in illuminati? Because I think we also should discuss that topic since the danes are so retarded that they can't even open a water bottle.
Btw can I get your phone number? Because I need more reasons why you hate Denmark
Did you see the event where the danish people eat toilet paper? it's such a stupid thing that the danes do.
Pleas tell all those things and we can make a good team
King Regards
GreatBanther
WOOPS I spelled mah name wrong.
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Hello my Eskimo friend!
Welcome to God's favourite forum. I've never met an Eskimo: is it true you have a thousand words for 'snow' and no word for 'love'?
Please tell us what church you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-30-2015, 02:05 PM
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Hello mah friend
WOOPS I spelled mah name wrong.
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Greetings Bandther. I am well versed in geography because it was considered an important subject at the Methodist school in Kingston Jamaica which is my home. I have been taught that your country is far to the north where it is too cold for normal people to live. It is my understanding that your country is a country where white people live and make butter cookies which are very popular in Babylon at this time of the year. For the rest of the year the tins are good for keeping the ganja in. We learned that the Danes have small members and so many Black men have been welcomed to your country by the white girls.
This is a Baptist site and these Baptists are white people like you. You will get along famously with them if you are a Christian. I and I mon Rastafari and a Black man but they accept me as a valued member of this community though I am not actually a member of the forum.
You talk like a cowboy from the John Wayne movies. Western movies are very popular in my home country because of the shootouts which we like very much. We also like Marty Robbins songs because of all the shooting in them. Do you like Big Iron? It is my favorite western song.
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Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-30-2015, 03:18 PM
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Hello mah friend, ýour reasons are really gut ... ** something about .. I have no idea **
I spelled mah name wrong.
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I was laughing so much I couldn't type. Look I know I am supposed to be nice to newcomers but seriously, tell me, you're retarded yeah? I have to know so I can plan my next move. Seriously, retarded?
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-30-2015, 03:18 PM
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I want your skype so we can talk together
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What you want is irrelevant. All that matters is what God wants. Since the Bible never mentions Skype, that clearly isn't what God wants.
Have you studied your Bible?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
12-04-2015, 12:36 PM
I think you should grow up.
All the things I said were very smart, like eating potatoes is un-healthy.
I've studied the bible for YEARS and my rating of the book is 2/5 since the things that happend are un-realistic like eating potatoes with one hand like ***fornicatory acronym removed by moderator***you can't do that IRL.
So since you're SO smart you should start a company of assassins and make a triangle of death.
Do you remember Scream? Scream is a white boy who ate cornflakes everyday and that made him fat. After he got fat he challenged his master.
A guy made a post with pancakes. A woman replied "Your pancakes r ***anti-American language section removed by moderator***, u shud start a resturant"
Anyways enough of burgers, I have a life.
Btw God ***another anti-American language section removed by moderator but the fact that it means "very good" in American can be acknowledged***
Greetings mah friends
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
12-04-2015, 01:06 PM
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Greetings mah friends
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Yiiia boi greedn's bayek tu yous. Eyes leiks potatoes leiks eye leiks barkeeenies n da own reil deferance ees da skeins.
Yiiia mah boi!
Glad you returned.
Brother BAW
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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12-04-2015, 02:16 PM
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Yiiia boi greedn's bayek tu yous. Eyes leiks potatoes leiks eye leiks barkeeenies n da own reil deferance ees da skeins.
Yiiia mah boi!
Glad you returned.
Brother BAW
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I have thought you a white man. Perhaps you are albino. You seem to speak a language I remember from my youth. Are you Black like me?
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
05-24-2016, 02:25 AM
What's the problem with LEGO? It's just an innocent kids toy that encourages creativity. And don't post one of those edited photos of LEGO, like that edited Sesame Street book cover.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
05-24-2016, 02:30 AM
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What's the problem with LEGO? It's just an innocent kids toy that encourages creativity.
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I will be inclined to believe you if you just tried to support your position with the appropriate Scripture.
Whom am I kidding, really? As a Catholic you are practically allergic to the Holy Bible.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-15-2016, 07:51 PM
I just want to point out a few errors.
1. We (I'm a Dane) didn't invent rape, but i can't deny that some vikings raped women, BUT not men nor goats. This was also before denmark became a mainly christian country.
2. As a man of science, i do not belive in the climate hoax, BUT it was those women who made the decision.
3. The former danish prime minister was NOT Michael Rassmusen but Anders Fogh Rasmussen.
4. For what i know (I'm not an expert) H. C. Andersen didn't put evils in as victors only as lossers. And satans native language propably isn't Danish, as there are countrys that are worse than Denmark in my opinion.
5. How has LEGO currupted children?
6. We didn't create Pippi Longstocking, the SWEDISH author Astrid Anna Emilia Lindgren.
7. Danish TV for children DOES NOT nor adults are like that. The programs Rape and Brutality, The market for liver Come hither does not exist.
8. Child rape is illegal for EVERYONE.
9. I don't know if we have the highest car tax in the world, BUT we actually have a good economy that is better than quite a few european countries.
10. B.T. never said that.
11. The artical has NOTHING to do with dyke biking.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-15-2016, 08:07 PM
Hello Idon'tknow, and a very warm welcome to our forums. I would like to congratulate you on the honesty of your chosen username.
I see that this particular thread was started more than 6 years ago and is currently 191 pages long. I am sure that if you had taken the trouble to read all of it, you would have found that most, if not all of your questions have been dealt with.
Do come back to us if, after reading and inwardly digesting the whole thread, you have any supplementary questions. We are here to help.
YiC
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-16-2016, 04:26 PM
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I just want to point out a few errors.
5. How has LEGO corrupted children?
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I invite you to look at the Bible
De:13:6: If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
De:13:7: Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
De:13:8: Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
De:13:9: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
De:13:10: And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
I hear you ask: "What has this to do with " Lego"?" Well, " Lego" is a shortened form of " Let us go."
And with Lego, you make little idols of false gods.
This is how Lego corrupts the very soul!
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
09-07-2016, 07:57 PM
For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it,
to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.
2 Peter 2:21 Those retched Danes just keep digging themselves deeper and deeper into the Pit of Hell, incurring the constantly increasing Wrath of God. It has come to the attention of the LORD that Danes are leaving the church becaue atheists have good advertising campaigns. These advertisements appeal to the sin nature of the average Dane, encouraging them to sleep in on Sunday morning rather than to worship the LORD.
Record numbers leave Church of Denmark after atheist adverts
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Thousands of people have left the Church of Denmark following a nationwide advertising campaign by the country's atheist society.
Between April and June, 10,000 people left the church - the highest number of registered withdrawals since 2007.
A campaign by the Danish Atheist Society is being held responsible for the number of leavers – double that recorded between January and March.
The campaign's banner advert includes phrases such as "Why believe in a god?", "Why should faith cost something?" and "Did Jesus and Mohammed speak with a god?"
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Obviously Mohammed didn't speak with God. That was supposed to have happened while touring Heaven via magic, flying donkey. How absurd. The Koran is full of remarkably absurd stories and fables, and I can understand the Muslims feeling confused and wanting out of a brainwashed community that pretends such ridiculous events actually occurred.
But to target Christians like that is to hit below the belt. That tax goes to the upkeep of buildings and pastoral staff that traditionally support a community by alarming members of the dangers of outsiders, like Homosexuals, Feminists, Muslims, and Scientists.
Without funds, these churches turn into abominations.
Skater park in Spain
Library to support extra-biblical so-called "knowledge" in the Netherlands
Restaurants in the USA
Buildings dedicated to God will turn into buildings that serve the ungrateful public, which is apparently just what those Viking rejects in Denmark want. They've been warned.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
03-27-2017, 11:29 AM
Step 1: hold your mouse over the flag image.
Step 2: push on the "right click button" which is located on the right side of your mouse.
Step 3: hold your mouse over the "Search Google for image" and then use your left click button located on the left side of you mouse.
Step 4: Read the name of the flag which is shown on the screen.
extra info:
google in the page that is used to search for information on things you wish to know about.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
03-27-2017, 12:45 PM
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Step 1: hold your mouse over the flag image.
Step 2: push on the "right click button" which is located on the right side of your mouse.
Step 3: hold your mouse over the "Search Google for image" and then use your left click button located on the left side of you mouse.
Step 4: Read the name of the flag which is shown on the screen.
extra info:
google in the page that is used to search for information on things you wish to know about.
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Uhmmm, which flag. This is what I found when I did a search:
Is Denmark a country full of gay Arabs?
Just askin' like.
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
03-28-2017, 04:52 PM
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Step 1: hold your mouse over the flag image.
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I have a track ball.
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Step 2: push on the "right click button" which is located on the right side of your mouse.
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I am left handed.
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Step 3: hold your mouse over the "Search Google for image" and then use your left click button located on the left side of you mouse.
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My browser doesn't do that. Christians never use Google.
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Step 4: Read the name of the flag which is shown on the screen.
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Denmark of course! Hint: it's even in the title of the thread!
Your problem is that you make assumptions without bothering to actually investigate. Stop making assumptions and start figuring things out instead. I will make you look a lot less stupid.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
03-28-2017, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDenmarkian
Step 1: hold your mouse over the flag image.
Step 2: push on the "right click button" which is located on the right side of your mouse.
Step 3: hold your mouse over the "Search Google for image" and then use your left click button located on the left side of you mouse.
Step 4: Read the name of the flag which is shown on the screen.
extra info:
google in the page that is used to search for information on things you wish to know about.
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Here in the more civilized and Christian areas, far from the North Pole and Eskimos, there is considerable confusion as to what to expect now that the Swedes have surrendered to the Muslims. I wonder if you could set us straight on some of the topics which vex us.
Do you feel that the suppression of Christian thought has assisted in the takeover of the northern areas by the Muslims? Will you be adopting Sharia law and, if so, will that be for the whole country or only the Muslim majority areas and the cities? Will you be adopting the Muslim language? What will you do with your royal family? Has the birthrate of the mixed race population surpassed the birthrate of the original Swedish population yet? Will you change the name of your country? Will the Jews be expelled?
Those are just a few of the questions that have been raised in Christian circles. It is quite important that we receive the intelligence we need on this subject so that we can make the right decision about your country when we destroy the Muslims with our atomic stockpile.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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