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Re: I think i just talked to a gay -
07-01-2008, 07:54 PM
Ummm...and WHAT does that have to do with contracting a disease over the telephone???
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07-01-2008, 08:00 PM
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I'll tell you, Little Louie, that there have been times when I asked to be switched to a more competent phone operator. Sometimes they are stupid, sometimes they can't understand me, and sometimes they talk funny. Whoever it is, if I don't want to talk to them, I have a right to not let them infect my brain with their funny talk. "Let me speak with your supervisor, please."
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They wouldn't let a gay be a supervisor.
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07-01-2008, 08:06 PM
LOL! And how do you know?? Did you ask them?? I happen to know of MANY gay supervisors! THINK! I guarantee you that you've spoken with and met MANY gay people and didn't even know it! How has it affected you?
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07-01-2008, 08:37 PM
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LOL! And how do you know?? Did you ask them?? I happen to know of MANY gay supervisors! THINK! I guarantee you that you've spoken with and met MANY gay people and didn't even know it! How has it affected you?
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Not true. JESUS lives inside of us, and HE knows who all the gays are.
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07-01-2008, 08:53 PM
Do you Christians actually believe this shit?
Or are all of you trolls?
C'mon.
AIDS over the phone? That's obviously just stupid.
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07-01-2008, 09:02 PM
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Do you Christians actually believe this poo poo?
Or are all of you trolls?
C'mon.
AIDS over the phone? That's obviously just stupid.
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HEY! Watch your language!
I'm not sure if you can get the AIDS over the phone (you can get it from kissing) but it's better not to take any chances. If you find yourself on the phone with a homo, it's best to just hang up rather than spend time socializing, because 1) GOD doesn't want us to associate with sinners, and 2) the faggot may be tracing the phone call so he can track you down and molest you.
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07-01-2008, 09:09 PM
Well, first off, you can't get AIDS from kissing.
Unless you both have bleeding, pus-excreting sores in your mouths.
And second a gay man wouldn't want to molest me since I'm a girl.
A lesbian might, but I have no problem with that seeing as I'm bisexual myself.
And if God doesn't want people to be gay, why are they?
Can't he just change them to suit his likes and dislikes?
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07-01-2008, 09:09 PM
What?
D: You people are a little scary. You cannot get AIDS from over the phone nor can you get it from eye contact.
Unless you were doing the dirty or you shared a needle you won't get AIDS.
I mean come on, I knew this crap when I was 8.
Are you gonna tell me you don't believe in gravity next?
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07-01-2008, 09:11 PM
How shameful of you to be Homophobic.
Jesus Christ, our savior, preached that one should be accepting of things that one does not understand. If Jesus forgives everyone, your should follow in his footsteps.
I am not yet thirty and have accepted the teachings of our Lord to be true. By not living by his word, you are shaming and disregarding everything Jesus has taught, letting him die on the cross in vain.
Just because someone has chosen a path that neither you, nor Jesus would take does not mean that they are not any less human than me or you.
I am not going to tell you what to do in your life, for that is only up to you, but I implore you to be as Jesus wished for all Christians to be; loving their neighbor as they would love themselves, no matter what sins they have committed.
(Just for the record, AIDS can only be contracted through sexual contact, the mingling of blood, or anything else in which the bodily fluids of someone with AIDS can reach your bloodstream.
Also, most Homosexual people DO NOT have AIDS. It's about the same percentage of those infected for both Heterosexuals and homosexuals.)
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07-01-2008, 09:11 PM
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Are you gonna tell me you don't believe in gravity next?
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What the hell is gravity sinner?
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07-01-2008, 09:14 PM
People are NOT born gay! They CHOOSE to be gay because it's popular and glamorized by Hollywood.
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07-01-2008, 09:16 PM
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Jesus Christ, our savior, preached that one should be accepting of things that one does not understand. If Jesus forgives everyone, your should follow in his footsteps.
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And where exactly does He say that? Chapter and verse please.
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07-01-2008, 09:17 PM
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You cannot get AIDS from eye contact.
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Eye contact? That sounds uncomfortable, but, unsafe, nevertheless.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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07-01-2008, 09:17 PM
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People are NOT born gay! They CHOOSE to be gay because it's popular and glamorized by Hollywood.
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So why doesn't God change them around?
He's omnipotent, right?
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07-01-2008, 09:22 PM
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So why doesn't God change them around?
He's omnipotent, right?
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Christ gives us free will. They choose to be queers and they will burn in hell. Why does God have to do everything for you; don't you have any brains?
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07-01-2008, 09:27 PM
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Christ gives us free will. They choose to be queers and they will burn in hell. Why does God have to do everything for you; don't you have any brains?
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Hey, I'm just wondering.
No need to get feisty.
I just thought that God loved everyone.
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07-01-2008, 09:28 PM
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Hey, I'm just wondering.
No need to get feisty.
I just thought that God loved everyone.
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Why did He kill so many people then?
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07-01-2008, 09:33 PM
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Why did He kill so many people then?
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Who did he kill?
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07-01-2008, 09:34 PM
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Who did he kill?
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You've got to be kidding me. How's about the entire world except for Noah, his family and two of every animal?
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07-01-2008, 09:41 PM
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You've got to be kidding me. How's about the entire world except for Noah, his family and two of every animal?
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So your trying to tell me that everyone in the world is related to each other in some way which would make everyone committing incest?
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