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British President Tarasa May -
01-27-2017, 11:53 PM
How do you rate the British President Taresa May's visit to Mr. Trump's White House? I'd have to say about 4 based on what I saw. That shirt with the red dress, YUCK. (Great) Britain ought to do better for our President next time they send someone.
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-27-2017, 11:55 PM
I don't know what men see in her.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 12:10 AM
My understanding is that she used to be in the buy/sell dalmatian trade
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
That shirt with the red dress, YUCK.
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What shirt? That's a scarf round her neck and s/he appeared to be naked underneath it.
I say s/he because - well - just look at the size of those hands!
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 03:07 PM
For a politician she seems pretty honest and straightforward. Besides, she is not acting like a fool when talking about Donald like most politicians here in the EU (like Jesse -Trump is a mafklapper- Klaver). I am going for a solid 9.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
What shirt? That's a scarf round her neck and s/he appeared to be naked underneath it.
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Yes, it is a scarf, and beneath that may be a camisole or tank top of some kind.
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I say s/he because - well - just look at the size of those hands!
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As for the matter of hands, what of the red-colored nail paint she is sporting? There must be some verse that commands us against such things. Well, at least, she is not wearing braids.
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 08:18 PM
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I'm more concerned about that thing around her waist. We've heard about what the Englishes get up to, has she been demonstrating some "accessories" for the Donald?
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Yes, it is a scarf, and beneath that may be a camisole or tank top of some kind.
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I assumed that it was the top of his or her underpants. There is a certain class of British male (by "class" I mean "no class", obviously, in this context) who prefers to hoick his colorful undergarments well up above the level of his pants (or, in the case of the Scotchman, his skirt). I think this may be what we are seeing here.
Sister Mitza, I suspect that thing around the middle may be designed to deceive the eye and disguise the absence of a waist. But I agree that it was an extremely unfortunate choice.
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 09:19 PM
I wonder if she took her pussy cat with her? (Or maybe she left it at home this time.)
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 09:45 PM
Well I think she brought a harness for it but things got a bit mixed up
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 09:51 PM
The pendant looks suspiciously like a St. Christopher's medal or some other nonsensical Catholic charm.
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 10:06 PM
It's even worse than that, it's one of those new-age demonic symbols
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-28-2017, 11:17 PM
She's the daughter of a Church of England vicar - a clear sign that she can be convinced of anything if there's a bit of "woo" to it.
She claims to be a Christian, but, like many lesser denominations, her idea of "Christianity" is "What I think God said if it agrees with me and I can cherry-pick verses to show I'm right."
What we here know as the "Fluffy-bunny Christian" or the "Cafeteria Christian." i.e. not a True Christian at all.
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-29-2017, 06:16 AM
Well, after her turnabout on the Donald in Turkey I just had to give her a solid 0. Typical woman. Minute your back is turned they put a knife in it.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: British President Tarasa May -
01-29-2017, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
She's the daughter of a Church of England vicar - a clear sign that she can be convinced of anything if there's a bit of "woo" to it.
She claims to be a Christian, but, like many lesser denominations, her idea of "Christianity" is "What I think God said if it agrees with me and I can cherry-pick verses to show I'm right."
What we here know as the "Fluffy-bunny Christian" or the "Cafeteria Christian." i.e. not a True Christian at all.
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Aside from the broad category of the Church of England being nothing but a bunch of cathylick heretics and false Christians, a more nuanced interpretation eludes most. One the one hand you have to admire anyone that rejects the pope and the Mary worshipers, but then the Church of England merely substitutes the head of their monarchy for the pope - in this case a doddering old Queen that is soon to be replaced another horse faced family member, Prince Charles (Prince of Wales).
Unlike the pope (who claims to speak for God), the new head of the CofE likes to talk to plants. Not to worry, the Royal Horticultural Society is experimenting to see if it works.
This is one more reason why we here in Godly America (and Freehold, Iowa) celebrate the 4th of July (and refrain from wearing hypnotic jewelry).
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Prince of Wales talked to plants: scientists test if it works
Two decades after the Prince of Wales revealed that he talked to plants the Royal Horticultural Society is conducting a study into how they are affected by the human voice.
By Nick Allen
8:26AM BST 31 Mar 2009
The prince said it was "very important" to talk to plants and that they "respond" when spoken to.
His comments were ridiculed by many but the RHS is now trying to determine if he was right by reading works of literature to tomato plants.
Open auditions will be held tomorrow at the RHS garden in Wisley, Surrey to find suitable voices to make recordings of Shakespeare's verse and John Wyndham's The Day of the Triffids.
The recordings will be played to ten plants, around the clock, through the headphones of an MP3 player attached to their pots at root level.
The plants will be measured before, during and after the experiment and a set of control plants will be left in silence.
James Rudoni, the head of Wisley, told the Times: "One of the primary functions of the RHS is scientific research into plants and how to get them to grow better. Prince Charles talks to plants. Let's see if there's something in this."
Colin Crosbie, a gardens superintendent at Wisley, said: "I'm a great believer. I definitely talk to plants. Most gardeners are quite tactile and we do talk to them. Sometimes we talk kindly and sometimes we threaten them.
"There are times with a plant when you say 'If you don't do something this is the end. You are not producing flowers. I'm very sorry, it's going to be the compost heap.' - It's amazing how they respond,"
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening...-it-works.html
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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