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Default Re: Today in Christ - 06-07-2012, 02:58 AM

On June 6, 1944, thousands of brave Christian American soldiers re-invaded Godless Europistan, and stomped the papist nazis down to hell, thus saving the world.

God Bless America!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Today in Christ - 06-07-2012, 04:51 AM

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On June 6, 1944, thousands of brave Christian American soldiers re-invaded Godless Europistan, and stomped the papist nazis down to hell, thus saving the world.

God Bless America!

Amen, Brother! Thank God for the Greatest Generation!


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Default Re: Today in Christ - 06-12-2013, 03:41 AM

50 years ago today, Jesus steadied the hand of a Godly White man down in Mississppi and sent a troublemaker to hell.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-01-2014, 04:24 PM

August the 1st.

An extremely bad day in history. The date during which Jesus has many times wept in sadness and rage.

1744: Birth of Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, from whom Satan's lover Darwin later plagiarized the evil lootionary theory. This undermined the Faith in the most crucial verse of the Bible!

Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

1833: Godless UK passes the Slavery Abolition Act (citation 3 & 4 Will. IV c. 73). It was in direct violation of God's orders and accelerated the demise of God's presence in the empire.

1 Timothy 6:1-2 - Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and [his] doctrine be not blasphemed.

1936: Birth of Yves Saint-Laurent, inventor of clothes that contained the gay contagion and have made millions of men turn homer!

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.



1980: In pagan Godless Iceland, a WOMAN, Vigdís Finnbogadóttir is elected president in a supposedly free election. This was a great victory for Satan, as it greatly accelerated the feminazi swarm and the demise of so-called "democracy".

1st Corinthians 11:3 - But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


2001: Jesus rejoices followed by grief. Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore following God's will gets a Ten Commandments monument installed in the judiciary building. Godless satanists sue, the monument and Moore are removed.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.


A day full of broken promise, sadness, nastily smirking enemies of Jesus! Yet He reigns supreme. He shall not yield to usurpers. He's always with us.



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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-01-2014, 06:17 PM

Approximately a hundred years ago European self loathing from their endless god mocking and debauchery drove Europe in to the mass suicide of WWI.

see dicussion thread for WWI here.



Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-06-2014, 07:01 AM

August 6th.

A glorious day for America and Jesus!


1940: Godless Estonistan was annexed by Russia (Romans 8:37), then a commie nation but now a Godly country second only to America!

1945: The atomic bomb of Godly America in Hiroshima (Genesis 19:24) ended WWII and saved millions of innocent lives from premature death and provided, thus, the possibility of years of repentance and potential salvation!

1991: Files regarding the birth of the Interwebs were released by Tim Berners-Lee. The Interwebs have become a vital tool of True Christian™ Missions (Matthew 28:19-20) spreading the Word of God to countless sinners and fighting the forces of Satan worldwide!
Several disgusting cat lick false leaders aka popes also died and descended into HELL on August 6: this took place in 258, 523, 1458 and 1978. GLORY!




Thank you, Jesus! We'll share your joy on this day!





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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-08-2014, 07:15 AM

August 8...

A day of mixed feelings for Jesus, our Lord and Savior!

1815: Napoliar, a cat lick French enemy of God, was banished to St. Helena. Jesus rejoiced for his demise but was probably disappointed at the British for failing to send him straight to HELL.
Acts 13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?


1902: Birth of Paul Dirac, an ungodly scholar who was one of the inventors of the quantum physics, a hypothesis without any applications whatsoever, mocking the Creation of God and leading thousands of millions of schoolchildren into HELL as unbelievers. Jesus wept bitterly!
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:


1968: Nixon was nominated for president by the GOP and the same day in 1974 he resigned. A potentially Godly man flirted with commie China in direct opposition to the Bible. Jesus REJOICED!
2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?


2001: The Hellowood couple Tom Cruiser and Nico Kid Man divorced. Jesus probably did not care much as the wedding was most likely Hubbardist and not Christian. Thus, were they ever married in Jesus' eyes? No!
Matthew 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


Brethren! Sisters! Let us make August 8 a happy day for JESUS in the years to come! Let us convert many vile heathens, fight against the evil lootin' delusion and the homerswarm today! Next year Jesus can smile on August 8 reminiscing this day!

Glory!








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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-09-2014, 10:27 AM

Even though this is a great War history day (Nagasaki, Fat Man), Christ is crying today for many reasons.

1483 was Opening of the Sistine Chapel in Rome. That catlick monster church has lot's of sinful and LIBERAL paintings - made by Michelangelo



"The fall of Man and expulsion from Garden of Eden". Michelangelo distorts the GOD'S HOLY WORD and has made in this painting Adam also guilty for the things that happened. We all know it is not true.

Genesis 3:13

Michelangelo wanted to make PORN - The bible tells, that Adam and Eve did not left naked!!!

Genesis 3:21

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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-13-2014, 05:37 AM

August 13.

One of the calendar dates of utter desperation for JESUS.



Let us start at the worst of the worst:

1926: Birth of Fidel Castro, the man who combined cat lickism, commies and sodomy under one nation.




Proverbs 14:9 - Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favour.




And the list doesn't get much better.

1779: During the American war for FREEDOM, the hoards of the Anglo Chan (aka Royal jelly) defeat Godly American troops (FOR THE LAST TIME. EVER!) during an incident called the Penobscot Expedition .




Numbers 10:9 - And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

1918:
Women are allowed to enlist for the marine corps in the U.S.
Isaiah 3:12 - [As for] my people, children [are] their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause [thee] to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

1961: Commies divide the Nazi Germany capital of Berliner (aka Ich bin) into two parts and start building a wall against the few remaining remnants of True Christian Belief™ left in Germanistan - now oppressed not only by cat licks and Loot her anusians but also Commensalists!
Luke 12:52 - For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three.

And, to mock Christ off TOTALLY, August 13 is the International Lefthanders Day! Left-handedness is well-known to be Satanic as established by our brethren. The left-handed, the sinister folk, must be culled or converted. Jesus is devastated on August 13. Look at the image below! LOOK AT IT! Which hand of the ENEMY does hold its victims!



Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

August 13... What a sad day for Jesus. He must weep in uncontrollable spams in Heaven. Let us pray today for the destruction of unbelievers, sinners, feminazis and sodomists to cheer Him up!



Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-15-2014, 05:47 AM

Looking at the days of the year one notices that, for the most part, the fallen world has given Jesus little but sorrow. Among these days of grief, however, perhaps none stands out worse than August 15. A day of repeated, obliterating blows right at the Sweet, beautiful face of Jesus.

August 15 1969.



WOODSTOCK


The hallmark of the Beginning of the End of Days. A festival of Fornication, Sodomy, Lust and Gluttony and Bad Music. Idolizing mediocre singing voices. Where were the hymns? Where were the exulting boy choruses praising God with soothing melodies?!

Nowhere. Instead, Jesus saw THIS!



Acts 15:20
But that we write unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and from fornication, and from things strangled, and from blood.

1947: Establishment of Hindoo India and eventually Moosist Pakistan by the ultimate demise of the British "empire". This marked the end of any support of the "United Kingdom" by God.
1948: Establishment of North Korea. One of the main strongholds of Satan and Sodomy on Earth. Of course, the ensuing war allowed some testing of Godly American military strategies and weapons for the upcoming Armageddon!



Revelation 16:16
And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.

1963: Last hanging in the UK, Scotland (Henry John Burnett). God has stated in His Good Book that some people are unfit to live. Disobedience of this will lead to apostasy and neglect of spiritual needs!

Deuteronomy 21:22 And if a man have committed a sin worthy of death, and he be to be put to death, and thou hang him on a tree.



August 15. bad birthdays...

1982: Louis de Broglie. French physicianist winning the false prize of Nobel (a Swiss prize) in 1929. He studied the "quantum theory", which aims to oust God. In addition, he never married, did not produce new soldiers for Christ and, thus, was probably, almost certainly homer.
1968: Debra Messing, propagandist for the homer lifestyle in her show "Will and Grace". No Grace of God, there! In the show homers are depicted as something funny. Is HELL funny?*


2 Kings 23:7 And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.


...and nauseating cat lick holidays...

August 15. The "Day of the Assumption of Mary". Idol worship. Worship of WOMEN. Cat lickism at its vilest! No wonder God sends volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, floods, tsunamis, droughts, fires and brimstone downward to the Earth more and more frequently. The disgusting dung pile of SIN keeps on accumulating. And each passing day more and more nauseating memories are recorded in the innocent mind of Jesus.

Deuteronomy 29:23
And that the whole land thereof is brimstone , and salt, and burning, that it is not sown, nor beareth, nor any grass groweth therein, like the overthrow of Sodom, and Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim, which the LORD overthrew in his anger, and in his wrath:

August 15. A day of deep sorrow
but also hope. True Christians™ persist and have not abandoned spreading the Good Word. There are still souls to be saved! Our efforts are not in vain! Glory to God!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*Answer: HELL is NOT funny to those that reside there but for us True Christians™ it is going to be quite amusing to watch the agony from our scenic point by the pit.


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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-17-2014, 03:08 PM

Let's have a look at August 17! And what can we see? Manifestations of the POWER OF JESUS unleashed on heathen, sinners and godmocking scum! Glorious memories abound on August 17.



Some Godly examples are as follows:

1560: Scotchmen in Scotchland under the guiding hand of Jesus overthrow papists. After a reasonable good start they, however, resort to lukewarm protestantism instead of True Christianity™.
Matthew 24:11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.


1668: Jesus kills more than 8000 Turkish mooselimbs in Anatolia with a carefully targeted Earthquake!
Judges 5:4
LORD, when thou wentest out of Seir, when thou marchedst out of the field of Edom, the earth trembled, and the heavens dropped, the clouds also dropped water.


1960: Birth of Sean Penn, Jesus' stealth weapon against one of His main enemies, Madonna. Later the man is seduced by Satan and he becomes a traitor appearing in homermovies.
Nahum 3:4
Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.




1969: Jesus guides the magnificent hurricane Camille to the US Atlantic coast to warn the nation against the fornication that took place in the vile Woodstock festival (August 15, please, see above). 248 deaths informed the Christians that God does not tolerate teenage intercourse or hippie mud wrestling!
Psalms 83:15
So persecute them with thy tempest, and make them afraid with thy storm.


1998: God orchestrates the LEWINSKY SCANDAL that shows the world how a demoncratic president ignores Exodus 20:14. Thou shalt not commit adultery!

1999: Again, in mudslime Turkey, Jesus triggeres an earthquake with more than 17,000 deaths and 44,000 injured!
Job 26:11
The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at his reproof.




Jesus has warned us on August 17. Hark!


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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-23-2014, 04:04 AM

August 23. Mixed feelings for Jesus Christ our Savior and Redeemer...

1939: Nazis and commies divide Europe with the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact. Russkies are given Poland, Romania, Finland and Baltic states. All these will be parts of the Soviet Union until gaining independence again in 1991. This proves to be false independence as the actual ruler of these Godless states is either the pope (Poland) or Satan (all the others). Jesus is confused.



1996: Ubama bin Laden declares war on America and Jesus.

2011: GOD warns America against apostasy and lieberalism by triggering an earthquake in Virginia including also Washington DC. Satan's hold on the government is of such magnitude (Richter 5.8) that Jesus' warnings remain unheard. He weeps.

2019: shortly before Rapture Mr. Putin invades the countries listed above and wins some souls over to JESUS. Satan cries in desperate fury! (I know this could be wishful thinking but I feel it is a prophecy!)




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August 24. WHAT A DAY. Here we have many, many examples of God's influence on the world. These examples are IRREFUTABLE PROOF of God's continuing presence on Earth.

Year 79: Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius. Herculaneum and Pompeii are buried under a pyroclastic flow that kills the swarming, fornicating pagans but not before they have time to experience horror, anguish, unimaginable pain and terror. Tens of thousands of vile Roman enemies of Jesus are exterminated by a single surgically accurate incision of our LORD.




1816: America signs the Treaty of St. Louis that effectively deprives Godless aboriginal Indians of the land that belongs to white Christians who need it for farming. Jesus probably influenced the content of the Treaty Himself.
1954: Commies are outlawed in America!
1991: Gorbachev resigns and the commie Soviet Union gradually gives way to the re-birth of Mr. Putin's Godly Russia, the friendliest foreign nation on Earth.


However, no date is exclusively joyful for Jesus Christ our LORD. August 24 has seen many births that are distasteful for God.
1929: Birth of Yasser Arafat. One of the most handsome but ultimately devious leaders of the mooslime conspiracy. in 1994 he received the Nobel Prize for Opposing all that is Pure and Dear for Jesus.



1934: Birth of Kenny Baker, an English dwarf who as the homerbot R2D2 lured billions of young adolescent youths into the Star Wars heresy and promoted homerfornication between two male automatons.



1957: Birth of Stephen Fry, one of the leaders of the gaysexual agenda on Earth and among the principal enemies of Jesus at present.

Still, the balance is Jesus millions - homers and other dung 3. JESUS wins, as always.



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August 26.

A day of inner conflicts and indecision for Jesus. Many GLORIOUS manifestations of His strength , many abominable incidences caused by cat lick and environmentalist scum.

Some examples are as follows:
1883: The Eruption of Krakatoa in the Southern parts of the Chinamen's Lands begins in earnest resulting eventually in a magnificent explosion compared to which even Godly nuclear weapons are minute! Jesus shows His exquisite power to heathens and the skies of the Earth are covered in dust and Brimstone!


This is what the Krakatoa explosion looked like.

1920: Great victory for Satan. In the previously even more Godly America, women are given the right to vote in direct opposition of God's Order and Master Plan! Again, in 1970, feminazis swarm across the nation led by the homerwoman Betty Friedan.

Ephesians 5:22-23 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.


Betty Friedan looked like this during her sorry excuse for a life.
She is at the moment unavailable as she is roasting in the FURNACE.


1978: Cat Licks choose the Roman papist Albino Luciani aka John Paul I (Why not Ringo? Why not George?) as their leader. The man succumbs after only some days, 33 to be exact*. Also he is currently dwelling in the Bottomless PIT.

2002: The Earth Summit, an environmentalist cult gathering, begins in Johannesburg intended to break havoc on all that is Pure, Holy and Precious to the Christian Community.


The Earth Summit people are plotting against God and Jesus in South Africa.

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


August 26 is also the Women's Equality Day in the U.S. This is a very painful time for Jesus. Let us remember Him in our prayers and let us ask for God's mercy because of this abhorrent celebration in direct defiance towards God's Creation!


Yours in Christ,

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* 33 multiplied by two yields 66, add one 6 and - no surprise - you get 666. This alone proves that papist cat lick popehomers are direct emissaries from SATAN!


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One thing I see in your posts is that you see the devil in everyone, everything and everywhere, I have never read one single post saying something like "let's pray for this sick and weak person" or "pray for my family and our happiness", neither good actions to help poor and homeless people, nothing, the only thing you do is saying over and over again how great your nation is and how "horrible" are another races, I can't see any hint of love here, only egocentrism and selfishness, looks like you're stuck in 13th century
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One thing I see in your posts is that you see the devil in everyone, everything and everywhere, I have never read one single post saying something like "let's pray for this sick and weak person" or "pray for my family and our happiness", neither good actions to help poor and homeless people, nothing, the only thing you do is saying over and over again how great your nation is and how "horrible" are another races, I can't see any hint of love here, only egocentrism and selfishness, looks like you're stuck in 13th century
You're not paying attention, dear. We have a forum specifically to offer one another up in prayer. Why, some of our most recent prayer requests include praying for ex-youth pastor Brent Girouex, for people to find wives, famous lost stars like Heather Locklear and Mary Tyler Moore, and even a Jew who admits to having killed Christ. He hasn't been back in a while so we don't know if the Jews sent a Golem after him, of if he's the product of a Zionist assassination hit, but still we pray for him. There are so many souls we pray for. Please don't slander our good name just because you're too lazy to look for the information you seek.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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You're not paying attention, dear. We have a forum specifically to offer one another up in prayer. Why, some of our most recent prayer requests include praying for ex-youth pastor Brent Girouex, for people to find wives, famous lost stars like Heather Locklear and Mary Tyler Moore, and even a Jew who admits to having killed Christ. He hasn't been back in a while so we don't know if the Jews sent a Golem after him, of if he's the product of a Zionist assassination hit, but still we pray for him. There are so many souls we pray for. Please don't slander our good name just because you're too lazy to look for the information you seek.

You also pray for people to rape somebody's daughters



http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=93921


About Mary Tyler Moore, you only pray so she can die


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=100120


You never do anything for anybody but yourselves, and this stupid parody of a church is truly demoniac
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You never do anything for anybody but yourselves, and this stupid parody of a church is truly demoniac
That is absolutely not true. Why, just a few days ago I collected enough to purchase the overburdened Ferguson police department a half million rounds of rubber coated Gold Dot hollow point ammunition. If that ain't charity, I'd like to know what is!


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That is absolutely not true. Why, just a few days ago I collected enough to purchase the overburdened Ferguson police department a half million rounds of rubber coated Gold Dot hollow point ammunition. If that ain't charity, I'd like to know what is!

Giving shelter to homeless people, education to poor children, donating money to help animals or abused children, that's real charity for me and everybody else
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Giving shelter to homeless people, education to poor children, donating money to help animals or abused children, that's real charity for me and everybody else
You're just going to argue with every answer, aren't you?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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