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01-31-2010, 10:00 PM
I hear there's a medication out for this
http://www.hetracil.com/
I'd ask a pastor before taking it. You'd probably be better off praying to Jesus.
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02-01-2010, 02:52 AM
Why? If you're gay, stop fighting it. IMO, that's the best "cure" there is. Sure worked pretty well for me; I've got a great girlfriend now and that wouldn't have happened if I was still fighting with myself over my sexuality.
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02-01-2010, 03:00 AM
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Why? If you're gay, stop fighting it. IMO, that's the best "cure" there is. Sure worked pretty well for me; I've got a great girlfriend now and that wouldn't have happened if I was still fighting with myself over my sexuality.
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I am a bit confused as to your gender friend. If you are male, I would like to congratulate you on defeating your disease.
If you are a woman, it saddens me that you would reject God's gift of eternal life for a few empty years of non-procreative, unnatural, scissoring genital contact with another hellbound lesbian.
And welcome to our forum by the way!
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02-01-2010, 03:12 AM
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I am a bit confused as to your gender friend. If you are male, I would like to congratulate you on defeating your disease.
If you are a woman, it saddens me that you would reject God's gift of eternal life for a few empty years of non-procreative, unnatural, scissoring genital contact with another hellbound lesbian.
And welcome to our forum by the way!
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Well, thanks. That's the first person to welcome me here, you know!
Anyway, yes, I am a girl. Yes, I am a lesbian and I enjoy sex with my girlfriend. Truth is, I get to choose between a few years of sex with a man that I wouldn't enjoy or sex with a woman that I do enjoy. I'll take the girls, thanks.
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02-01-2010, 03:24 AM
Be careful Professor, she is an unrepentant atheist lesbo.
She might just be sent here by Satan him self.
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02-01-2010, 07:50 AM
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Why? If you're gay, stop fighting it. IMO, that's the best "cure" there is.
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That is one of your problems. You do not have a True Christian™ man to give you an opinion.
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Sure worked pretty well for me;
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Can you explain this further?
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I've got a great girlfriend now and that wouldn't have happened if I was still fighting with myself over my sexuality.
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You mean chose your homersexuulism, and fighting your satanic desires. You must repent young woman.
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02-01-2010, 08:09 AM
If homosexuality is a "choice", you'd think a lot of people would "choose" to be heterosexual due to all they hate they'd be getting simply for being homosexual. But no, they're still gay.
I, for one, don't like fish. I think fish taste nasty. I can still eat fish, but I won't like it. Did I "choose" to hate fish? Did I one day think "hey, I'll hate fish now"? No.
Homosexuality is the same thing. You can't choose to be homosexual or heterosexual.
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02-01-2010, 09:15 AM
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If homosexuality is a "choice", you'd think a lot of people would "choose" to be heterosexual...
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Ah, but that's where logic fails you, friend.
You could also ask why people decide to kill themselves (suicide) or why they lead self-destructive lifestyles. Do a google search for "bug hunters" -- some people actually want to get infected with all sorts of diseases.
Some people just go out of their way to be non-conformists... proven fact, friend.
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Homosexuality is the same thing. You can't choose to be homosexual or heterosexual.
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Yes you can be. There there many thousands of former homersexuals who are living happily married lives. You just ignore their entire existence.... way to go. Not.
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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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02-01-2010, 11:13 AM
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Ah, but that's where logic fails you, friend.
You could also ask why people decide to kill themselves (suicide) or why they lead self-destructive lifestyles. Do a google search for "bug hunters" -- some people actually want to get infected with all sorts of diseases.
Some people just go out of their way to be non-conformists... proven fact, friend.
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Suicide/bug hunters and "choosing" to be homosexual are two entirely different things.
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Yes you can be. There there many thousands of former homersexuals who are living happily married lives. You just ignore their entire existence.... way to go. Not.
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What's your point?
Going back to the fish analogy. I can still eat fish, but that doesn't mean I'm going to like it. If those people are truly homosexual, then they aren't "cured", they're just doing something they don't like.
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02-01-2010, 11:17 AM
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Suicide/bug hunters and "choosing" to be homosexual are two entirely different things.
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Both are choosing a lifestyle that we both agree is not beneficial to them. We can see that objectively in both cases. For some, the choice may be more difficult than for others, but it's a choice nonetheless.
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Going back to the fish analogy. I can still eat fish, but that doesn't mean I'm going to like it. If those people are truly homosexual, then they aren't "cured", they're just doing something they don't like.
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Have you ever heard of the term "acquired taste"?
I find it ironic that when I make an analogy, you go "they are entirely different" and when you make an analogy, then it's the same.....
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. -
02-01-2010, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by GOD=life
Both are choosing a lifestyle that we both agree is not beneficial to them. We can see that objectively in both cases. For some, the choice may be more difficult than for others, but it's a choice nonetheless.
Have you ever heard of the term "acquired taste"?
I find it ironic that when I make an analogy, you go "they are entirely different" and when you make an analogy, then it's the same.....
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Yes, but you'd have to do something you'd hate just to be able to "tolerate" it.
I say, if you hate doing something, then why do it?
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02-01-2010, 11:44 AM
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Yes, but you'd have to do something you'd hate just to be able to "tolerate" it.
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They wouldn't hate it. Some may need to pray harder than others, but through Christ, anything is possible.
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I say, if you hate doing something, then why do it?
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I could ask you the same question: if you hate being burned alive, why live your life in a way that makes you go to Hell?
Hell is not very fun, friend.............
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. -
02-01-2010, 12:03 PM
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They wouldn't hate it. Some may need to pray harder than others, but through Christ, anything is possible.
I could ask you the same question: if you hate being burned alive, why live your life in a way that makes you go to Hell?
Hell is not very fun, friend.............
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Yeah, but being gay isn't the only way of going to this so called "hell".
If 99.999% of people are going to hell like you people believe, then being gay isn't the only thing to worry about.
Hell, if 99.999% is really going to hell, then I say why even bother? Forget everything. Have fun before you go to hell.
Too bad this "hell" place doesn't exist, though.
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02-01-2010, 12:20 PM
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Yeah, but being gay isn't the only way of going to this so called "hell".
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Correct, there are many ways. If you are gay, you might as well do drugs, visit prostitutes and commit suicide... it won't matter for your destination (Hell).
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If 99.999% of people are going to hell like you people believe, then being gay isn't the only thing to worry about.
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That is correct: if you don't follow every Word of the KJV 1611 Bible, then you might as well be gay and so on. However, you may want to keep the door at least slightly open to become a True Christian.
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Hell, if 99.999% is really going to hell, then I say why even bother? Forget everything. Have fun before you go to hell.
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That's silly reasoning, you just need 3 simple actions:
- accept the completeKJV 1611 Bible as the only true Word of God
- surrender to God
- accept Jesus as your Savior
You too can become a True Christian™. It's YOUR choice.
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. -
02-01-2010, 04:52 PM
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That is one of your problems. You do not have a True Christian™ man to give you an opinion.
Can you explain this further?
You mean chose your homersexuulism, and fighting your satanic desires. You must repent young woman.
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I don't need a man, True Christian or otherwise. Do you even know what a lesbian is?
Truth is, I'm happy with my woman but I don't think I would be able to be this happy with a man. That's all it comes down to. Girls rule!
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. -
02-01-2010, 04:55 PM
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I don't need a man, True Christian or otherwise. Do you even know what a lesbian is?
Truth is, I'm happy with my woman but I don't think I would be able to be this happy with a man. That's all it comes down to. Girls rule!
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Friend,
What about Jesus? He died temporally, for your sins.
Are you going to be "happy" in Hell? Hell lasts an eternity.
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Re: I'm gay, and I want to be cured. -
02-01-2010, 05:04 PM
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Truth is, I'm happy with my woman but I don't think I would be able to be this happy with a man. That's all it comes down to. Girls rule!
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You don't get it. This life is not about being happy, it's about preparing for Heaven.
If you go on vacation, do you have a great time? Probably, yes.
Now imagine the period right before the vacation where you have to pack and arrange for stuff... not much fun, huh?
Life is a bit like packing for the vacation of a lifetime. It's not fun, to pack, but oh boy, it's fun to be in Heaven!
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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02-01-2010, 05:38 PM
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You don't get it. This life is not about being happy, it's about preparing for Heaven.
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God knows the future, right? He knows who is going to hell or heaven this very moment, right?
Then why put us in this world to "test" us, and let us "prepare" if he already knows who's going to what? What's the point? Surely he could just put us in heaven or hell right now because he knows what choices we're going to make in life?
But if he does, that means we haven't done said choices. That means we might not belong in the place he put us.
Like I said, the whole idea of "god" is flawed.
God is a man made idea.
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02-01-2010, 05:47 PM
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God knows the future, right? He knows who is going to hell or heaven this very moment, right?
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Yes.
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Then why put us in this world to "test" us, and let us "prepare" if he already knows who's going to what? What's the point? Surely he could just put us in heaven or hell right now because he knows what choices we're going to make in life?
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I spend a lot of time thinking about this. For example why did God leave Adam and Eve alone if he would know in advance what would happen?
I think the point of all this is not about God, but about us. God is almighty and all knowing, but we are just simple beings. God does know in advance what will happen but we do not. So for us the choices we make matter, even if God knows in advance what we will choose. We do not know this in advance so for us it is a real choice.
I think it is comparable to raising a child. In many cases the parent knows in advance what will happen, but still the parent allows the child to figure it out on his own so the child will learn from the experience. I think it works the same with God and us.
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Like I said, the whole idea of "god" is flawed. God is a man made idea.
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No man would be smart enough to write the Holy Bible. A book describing everything while staying completely consistent all the time would be impossible for a mere mortal. I think you never actually tried to read the Bible. If you would you would understand why we are so sure God exists and why we are so sure about His Holy Bible.
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02-01-2010, 05:53 PM
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God knows the future, right? He knows who is going to hell or heaven this very moment, right?
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Yes and no, because we have free will. You could also ask why God didn't know what Eve was up to. We aren't designed to be robots.
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Surely he could just put us in heaven or hell right now because he knows what choices we're going to make in life?
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But isn't it the beauty of the whole thing that we can influence this process through our choices?
That's like saying you don't have to go on a diet because you'll be fat anyway.
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Like I said, the whole idea of "god" is flawed.
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If you don't follow the entire KJV 1611 Bible, then yes, it's flawed. No one is denying that.
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God is a man made idea.
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You are absolutely right that this applies to 99% of Christians. This is because they use interpretation to twist God's words into something convenient. If you just take bits and pieces, you construct your own narrative and you believe in an imaginary God, not the real thing.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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