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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-30-2007, 04:08 AM
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Brother Eliot and I will enjoy hearing your blood-curdling screams from the lake of fire you'll be doggy-paddling in. Yes we will girl.
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Oh I didn't know that you were a sadist too!
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-30-2007, 04:29 AM
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Oh I didn't know that you were a sadist too!
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And you still don't know that, because it simply isn't true.
We love that which Jesus loves, and we hate that which He hates, as the Holy Bible commands.
Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
We hate the wicked in the same way you joos hate Hitler. Nothing sadistic there...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-01-2007, 02:30 AM
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And you still don't know that, because it simply isn't true.
We love that which Jesus loves, and we hate that which He hates, as the Holy Bible commands.
Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
We hate the wicked in the same way you joos hate Hitler. Nothing sadistic there...
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Oh so then Jesus is a Sadist and you're just a copy cat then? Pfft, find something original.
And that was a nice try at a careful word trap there at the end. Since if I said I don't hate Hitler you'd think I was a Nazi and abhorrent, but if I said I do, then you'd think I'm a Jew. Nice try but you fail at the internet.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-01-2007, 02:48 AM
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Oh so then Jesus is a Sadist and you're just a copy cat then? Pfft, find something original.
And that was a nice try at a careful word trap there at the end. Since if I said I don't hate Hitler you'd think I was a Nazi and abhorrent, but if I said I do, then you'd think I'm a Jew. Nice try but you fail at the internet.
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Speaking of copycats, are you sure you're not our dear friend Kazoo or whatever his nip name is?
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-01-2007, 03:08 AM
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Speaking of copycats, are you sure you're not our dear friend Kazoo or whatever his nip name is?
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Who's Kazoo? Oh you mean "Kaze" or "Windy" as like to call him/her. No nope, I'm just Joo, like I've always been.
(*Waits to see how long it takes someone, namely Zeke, to twist that statement into saying that I'm speaking about race and/or faith and not user names.)
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-03-2007, 06:44 PM
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And that was a nice try at a careful word trap there at the end. Since if I said I don't hate Hitler you'd think I was a Nazi and abhorrent, but if I said I do, then you'd think I'm a Jew. Nice try but you fail at the internet.
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And you fail at allowing Christ to wash your immortal soul clean of sin. I know which one I consider more important.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-04-2007, 12:17 AM
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And you fail at allowing Christ to wash your immortal soul clean of sin. I know which one I consider more important.
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I fail at that, but I succeed in not being a slave to imaginary friends.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-04-2007, 11:47 PM
To get this back on topic (Joo! Why must your kind always ruin things?), I have had lunch with Sister Betty twice since reaching Platinum Tither status when I married my husband, Mr. Whitfield. I have taken her stern directions to heart and now I dress like a Platinum Tither, which pleases my husband too. One thing I can guarantee now... You'll never find another "Made in China" label on any of my outfits!
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-07-2007, 02:44 PM
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(Joo! Why must your kind always ruin things?)
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The simplest answer would be because you present us with plenty of opportunities to do so. Same concept as sarcasm really. You wait for someone to do/say something stupid, then proceed to make fun of them.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-07-2007, 04:33 PM
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The simplest answer would be because you present us with plenty of opportunities to do so. Same concept as sarcasm really. You wait for someone to do/say something stupid, then proceed to make fun of them.
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If that were truly the case, you'd be on a board with all sorts of other unsaved trash making fun of each other with every idiotic utterance that you all make. No, I can see past the lies. You hate God and you don't want anyone to come to Him, so you try to disrupt our Holy Mission every chance you get.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-08-2007, 05:16 AM
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If that were truly the case, you'd be on a board with all sorts of other unsaved trash making fun of each other with every idiotic utterance that you all make. No, I can see past the lies. You hate God and you don't want anyone to come to Him, so you try to disrupt our Holy Mission every chance you get.
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Umm...no actually. I never said nor thought I hated God. If there is a God, why would I hate he whom gave me life (aside from my parents), the greatest gift one can receive?
And I actually think its great if people find comfort in religion, good for them.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-08-2007, 05:30 AM
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Umm...no actually. I never said nor thought I hated God. If there is a God, why would I hate he whom gave me life (aside from my parents), the greatest gift one can receive?
And I actually think its great if people find comfort in religion, good for them.
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What exactly does "good for them" mean to you? Since you at least realize that Christianity benefits mankind, then why are you spending so much time mocking Jesus and persecuting us with your hatespeech? Are you so twisted and mean-spirited that you wish to rob people of such a comfort?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
07-08-2007, 05:32 AM
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What exactly does "good for them" mean to you? Since you at least realize that Christianity benefits mankind, then why are you spending so much time mocking Jesus and persecuting us with your hatespeech? Are you so twisted and mean-spirited that you wish to rob people of such a comfort?
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"Good for them" means exactly what it says. Good. For. Them.
Not too hard to figure out.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
08-30-2007, 10:25 PM
Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!
Did she do it through her burning bush?
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
08-30-2007, 10:28 PM
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today!
Did she do it through her burning bush?
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I do hope you intend to contribute to the conversation here friend and not just make lame jokes.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
10-17-2007, 04:24 PM
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The radio I listen to Wash O'Hanley on is made in China, but that doesn't make me a commie chink sympathizer.
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Very true sister. Why, in her interview with God, Betty Bowers herself is on her way to but some Chinese porcelain. Commies might not have the correct political views (by any stretch of the imagination) but them chinks can make good electronics.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
10-20-2007, 12:55 AM
Hi Andrew!
I just bet that if Betty "buts" some chink porcelain, the crock
ery will crumble!
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Betty's as strong as the wallboard screws
that fasten sideways our overflow-pews.
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