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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 05-10-2014, 01:05 AM

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I SAY WE THINK FOR OUR SELVES. I probably have more IQ points in one bran cell than you have in your entire brain! I have differing opinions than most people I know and I voice them regularly. And loudly. There's PROOF I think for myself
Friend, I pray that as you grow stronger in faith, you will find that thinking for oneself is highly overrated. God has already done the thinking for us, and He left it all conveniently packaged in one place for us - the Holy Bible (KJV 1611). It's up to us to read His Word, understand His message, and obey His commandments. When the Holy Spirit is within you, guiding your discernment and volition, there's no more thinking involved in acting in accordance with God's will than there is with breathing or walking. It just flows naturally, from a place of righteousness. With Holy Scripture available to apply to any conceivable situation you may find yourself in, it's simply a matter of remembering what the Bible says. I personally haven't had an original thought in over a decade, and I praise Jesus every day for that.

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In all thy ways acknowledge him,
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-01-2014, 12:59 PM

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Feminism has all but destroyed marriage. Next to homosexuality, it's the second biggest threat!

In the olden days, women KNEW where they belonged in the grand scheme of things, and that was beneath (not beside) their husbands!

However, liberalism, feminism, atheism and a bunch of other 'isms' have led to a sense of 'equality' between the genders. This is outrageous!

GOD created MAN, and then plucked a rib from his side to create woman. (This is why men have one less rib than women, but that doesn't mean that women are special.)........
This is just cherry picking out of the Bible! Christ himself said there is neither male of female - we are all one in him! Yes, parts of the bible imply women are inferior, but they must still be treated with respect and dignity, this is just subject to the time period! In the 21st century this misogynistic belief is unacceptable and unreasonable. If men like you keep displaying his attitude towards woman it will hugely impact the church - for the Christian church to stay relevant, you must adapt and evolve your views. This has begun in society, with default marriage vows changing from "Honour and Obey" to "Honour and Cherish". If you want the Christian faith to live on you must be tolerant and accepting, in today's society it is unacceptable to practice these beliefs, and you are pushing women away from the church!
I ask you, what would the church do without women?! Men need women just as women need men, how will you increase in number if you alienate all women in the church? What woman will wish to marry a man who treats her in such a hellish manner?
Christianity is about tolerance, it is about selflessness, it is about love. This is not Christianity, and these bigoted beliefs are not what I stand for. If this is Christianity then I refuse to call myself Christian.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-01-2014, 01:21 PM

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This is just cherry picking out of the Bible! Christ himself said there is neither male of female - we are all one in him! Yes, parts of the bible imply women are inferior, but they must still be treated with respect and dignity, this is just subject to the time period! In the 21st century this misogynistic belief is unacceptable and unreasonable. If men like you keep displaying his attitude towards woman it will hugely impact the church - for the Christian church to stay relevant, you must adapt and evolve your views. This has begun in society, with default marriage vows changing from "Honour and Obey" to "Honour and Cherish". If you want the Christian faith to live on you must be tolerant and accepting, in today's society it is unacceptable to practice these beliefs, and you are pushing women away from the church!
I ask you, what would the church do without women?! Men need women just as women need men, how will you increase in number if you alienate all women in the church? What woman will wish to marry a man who treats her in such a hellish manner?
Christianity is about tolerance, it is about selflessness, it is about love. This is not Christianity, and these bigoted beliefs are not what I stand for. If this is Christianity then I refuse to call myself Christian.
If you are unmarried, I wish you luck finding a wife. If you are married, I wish your wife luck escaping a relationship that I would myself call abusive.
Sorry sweetie, but you're the cherry picker here. You seem to want to ignore a large part of the Bible.
1 Timothy 2:11-15 11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. 35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


The Bible does not change to suit liberals, as you seem to want it to do. God's Word is for all time, unchanging to suit fashions.
Leviticus 27:33 He shall not search whether it be good or bad, neither shall he change it: and if he change it at all, then both it and the change thereof shall be holy; it shall not be redeemed.
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.


Yes, Christianity is in part about love, but it's really about God and following His Word, and God hates many things.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-02-2014, 06:44 PM

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This is just cherry picking out of the Bible! Christ himself said there is neither male of female - we are all one in him! Yes, parts of the bible imply women are inferior, but they must still be treated with respect and dignity, this is just subject to the time period! In the 21st century this misogynistic belief is unacceptable and unreasonable.
Dear friend:

Do some of God's laws have pull dates? If so, how do you know which ones do and what those dates are? How do you know that the one Bible verse that you've quoted hasn't also expired?

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If men like you keep displaying his attitude towards woman it will hugely impact the church - for the Christian church to stay relevant, you must adapt and evolve your views. This has begun in society, with default marriage vows changing from "Honour and Obey" to "Honour and Cherish". If you want the Christian faith to live on you must be tolerant and accepting, in today's society it is unacceptable to practice these beliefs, and you are pushing women away from the church!
Where in the Bible does it say that the church should alter God's law to stay relevant, and relevant to what?

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I ask you, what would the church do without women?! Men need women just as women need men, how will you increase in number if you alienate all women in the church? What woman will wish to marry a man who treats her in such a hellish manner?
A saved True Christian™ woman.

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Christianity is about tolerance,
Do tell.

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This is not Christianity, and these bigoted beliefs are not what I stand for.
Prove it, using Scripture.

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If this is Christianity then I refuse to call myself Christian.
It is, as you can see for yourself by reading the Bible, so you should.

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Lightbulb Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-05-2014, 12:49 AM

This will not be a very popular opinion, especially on a site that worships Jesus and God diligently and with passion. I am a firm believer in God, do not misunderstand, however the Bible, I know, speaks lies. A book, which was written Thousands of years ago is still worshiped by so many, but why? There is a reason people progress and evolve, and it is not so that we can stay caught up in the past and stay victims of old ways. Yes, for someone who does believe that this old book has any relevance to today, the idea of women being as inferior as dirt is true and backed up by God, but can you honestly sit there and say God would want half of the people that he created to be treated as less than that? If anything, it is disrespectful to treat one of God's creatures unkindly for no reason. Those who argue that women have always been inferior and should still be should open up their eyes and see the world that God has created for us now, after thousands of years of evolution and progress, he has allowed the human race to advance to this amazingly beautiful and equal world, where people are finally starting to realize that men and women are equal! Any who object are in denial of the progress of the world are therefore in denial of God's powers and creations.

God forgives, and the argument of Eve ruining the whole female race for all eternity is ridiculousness. Childbirth is a gift. Women have been given the gift of childbirth and bear the large responsibility of reproducing with little help of the male gender. All gifts come with drawbacks, and in this case, the drawback for the beautiful gift of being able to deliver a child is the pain that comes along with it. Those who think bearing children is a burden are sinners unto themselves.

I am a young woman of 16 years, who has proper grammar, and does not need to be backed up by our supreme leader to prove my point. Those who have read this far, I bless you. Those who are angry at this post, I am sorry. NO harm should be done to any of God's creatures, and any who oppose are disrespecting God.

Lastly, the confirmation E-Mail to become a member of this website said that if I were to argue with people on here, that I would be sentenced immediately to Satan's lair. The seven deadly sins are Greed, Lust, Gluttony, Pride, Wrath, Sloth, and Envy, and this warning itself (although I would never wish a sentence to Hell onto anyone) deserves such a sentence rather than myself who simply wants equal treatment for God's creatures. God is on my side, and he has touched me. Please believe in the name of God.
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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-05-2014, 01:15 AM

You're confused dear. The "deadly sins" foolishness is a papist invention to frighten ignorant, illiterate Mary-worshiping peasants. Besides, we know Roman Catholic papists are NOT Christians.

Now, if you honestly thought that your username would inspire a Saved Soul© to disregard everything the Holy Bible states, every word Jesus has spoken, and everything the Holy Spirit has confirmed, then you've come to the wrong place. We're not your back-woods red-necks here. We're Sons and Daughters of the King of Kings (2 Corinthians 6:18). You can be too, if you put down your feminist propaganda and read and trust the Holy Bible.

We can help.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-05-2014, 01:23 AM

This girl child who comes before us claiming to speak with the voice of God is a blasphemer.

You will go to Hell, child, but in the meantime, we ask that you properly introduce yourself. What is your congregation? Please include the telephone number of your Pastor, that we speak to him about rebuking you properly.

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Question Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-06-2014, 04:19 AM

[QUOTE=Bob4God;281422]Feminism has all but destroyed marriage. Next to homosexuality, it's the second biggest threat!

In the olden days, women KNEW where they belonged in the grand scheme of things, and that was beneath (not beside) their husbands!]

I have never heard such an inconsiderate and imbecile comment. Anyone with an ounce of brain mass knows that as time progresses, so does the human race and cultural values. Clearly, you are too stuck in the past to understand that these changes have occurred. Maybe we should start burning us Christians at the stake because they are not the same religion as others? You are implying that old values should never change, but without change, where are we?

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Anyone with an ounce of brain mass knows that as time progresses, so does the human race and cultural values.
But God's law does not. If God expects our faith to "progress" along with secular cultural values, why doesn't the Bible say so?


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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-07-2014, 03:12 AM

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In the olden days, women KNEW where they belonged in the grand scheme of things, and that was beneath (not beside) their husbands!]

I have never heard such an inconsiderate and imbecile comment. Anyone with an ounce of brain mass knows that as time progresses, so does the human race and cultural values. Clearly, you are too stuck in the past to understand that these changes have occurred. Maybe we should start burning us Christians at the stake because they are not the same religion as others? You are implying that old values should never change, but without change, where are we?

I am honestly curious.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Feminism has all but destroyed marriage. Next to homosexuality, it's the second biggest threat!

In the olden days, women KNEW where they belonged in the grand scheme of things, and that was beneath (not beside) their husbands!

However, liberalism, feminism, atheism and a bunch of other 'isms' have led to a sense of 'equality' between the genders. This is outrageous!

GOD created MAN, and then plucked a rib from his side to create woman. (This is why men have one less rib than women, but that doesn't mean that women are special.)

Do you know what this means? It means that women belong to men!

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -Genesis 3:16

And because Eve was dumb enough to listen to a talking snake, she caused all women throughout time to have pain when giving birth, and they all deserve it because none of them are decent!

Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.-Proverbs 31:10


So, Christian Brothers, I would like to offer you some GODly suggestions on how to make sure YOUR women never become like today's whoring feminists! This works for daughters, wives, nieces, or even other people's womenfolk!

1. Never put a woman in charge of anything! She will just mess it up! This is confirmed in Isaiah 3:12...

As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.


2. Women are disgusting and gross and have cooties, so saith the LORD your GOD! This is especially true when she is having her time of the month, and you must know how to handle this putrid exhibition of smelly female fluids! Do not let her touch anything in your house. Send her away immediately to a shed that you have prepared for that has a bucket to squat over, or send her away to "The Monthly Visitor" inn.

Leviticus 15:20 explains clearly...

And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

See right there? The germs will crawl off her leaking body and infest your expensive furniture! Kick her out of the house and don't let her come back for seven days after her issue! (see verse 28).

3. Childbirth is a woman's duty, end of argument. However, it is your GODly duty to see to it that it is done the way GOD commanded, and that it hurts. DO NOT ALLOW YOUR WIFE TO BE GIVEN PAIN KILLER! GOD WANTS HER TO SUFFER FOR WHAT EVE DID 6,000 YEARS AGO!

From Leviticus chapter 12...


[12:2] Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.


[12:3] And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.
(Make sure they take as much off as possible, so that hardening of the tallywacker is very tight and painful, thereby ensuring sexual activity is kept to a minimum throughout his GODly life.)


[12:4] And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.
(Keep her from following you to church! You might have to lock her in the shed if she's not at "The Monthly Visitor.")


[12:5] But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.(Notice that the period of uncleanliness is shorter for a male child than a dirty she-child.)


If your wife or one of your daughters are expecting children, you will want to remind them how painful and horrifying the experience is going to be, all because they were unfortunately born a member of the weaker sex that spat in the face of GOD and betrayed all humans into the arms of Lucifer. My father used to punch my mother in her bloated gut when she was pregnant with me, just to make sure she wasn't enjoying it and to toughen up his little boy before he was even born! PRAISE GOD!

4. Women are there for your needs and wants. This is NOT something True Christian husbands should feel apologetic about it. It is our GOD given right to have women as our property, and it's time we act like it!

Paul simultaneously rebukes the homosexuals while explaining that the natural use of a woman is for sex in Romans 1:27

This is further suggested by the wording of the Ten Commandments, where we are instructed not to covet our neighbor's houses, THEN their wives, not the other way around. The only difference is you don't have a mortgage on your wife, you own her outright.

GOD also provides a way for us to make a little extra money off our daughters if we decide we don't want them anymore. (See Exodus Chapter 21 for details.)

5. Women are worth less than men in the eyes of our awesome GOD. He says so in Leviticus 27:

[27:3] And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.

[27:4] And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.


This presentation is by no means exhaustive or complete, but it should be an excellent reminder that we are not expected by GOD to treat women the way we do men, and that they are clearly beneath us.

Print this off and keep it handy. The next time your wife or daughter messes up, fetch this list and tell her why she is being punished. Cite the scripture as you punch, kick, slap and beat the devil out of her!

PRAISE GOD AND AMEN!
Amen!


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Well, this has really and truly made me lose whatever faith I still had in humanity. I'm not even going to bother arguing, I'm past the point of trying to make yous people see even a glimmer of how messed up yous all are. But I just hope yous know that every time I do my feminist campaigns or gay pride marches, I smile thinking how pissed off yous would get, and that honestly makes me sincerely happy. I hope yous all enjoy your meaningless lives full of discrimination and bible bashing. Maybe one day yous will all see how piffleeed up yous all are.


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Have fun marching towards HELL!




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Well, this has really and truly made me lose whatever faith I still had in humanity. I'm not even going to bother arguing, I'm past the point of trying to make yous people see even a glimmer of how messed up yous all are. But I just hope yous know that every time I do my feminist campaigns or gay pride marches, I smile thinking how pissed off yous would get, and that honestly makes me sincerely happy. I hope yous all enjoy your meaningless lives full of discrimination and bible bashing. Maybe one day yous will all see how piffleeed up yous all are.
You're the one using foul language, but we're the ones who are angry.

Riiiiiight.



You know, the Blood of Our Savior will wash that blackness right out of your heart if you'll simply give up your hateful hobbies.



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I've read the satanist bible if that helps.
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Of course you have. Your master satan demands it.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 06-22-2015, 05:09 PM

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But God's law does not. If God expects our faith to "progress" along with secular cultural values, why doesn't the Bible say so?
One of my daughters is starting to give Mr. Etheldreda lip about "women's lib" stuff. We like to use "over correction" as part of our disciplary repetoir, and so to that end she has become the sole housekeeper, meal preparer, child tender, and over all help meet to her father and brothers. She's been too exhausted to give us lip, but I think sleeping in the garage may be pampering her too much because I still see her give "the look." Anyway pastor, I just wanted to let you know that I've told her when she can answer this question, she may be released to enjoy her previous privileges of studying and helping serve, rather than being the sole server. If she can answer it in light of Brother Bob's handy reminder, she may even start sleeping in the house again. I will not encourage sinful activity in my home.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE - 05-23-2017, 07:25 PM

i beg thy to slay thy self, froth of earth.
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