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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 04:28 PM
Whooot Whoooot
ALL ABOARD!
Their HELL will be being force fed Ham Sammiches and high fat treats and not being able to throw them back up.
LMAOWJ! GLORY!
Enjoy HELL Bean Poles!
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 04:29 PM
How about that Cripper Hawking?
Everyone knows he's just faking it
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
How about that Cripper Hawking?
Everyone knows he's just faking it
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LMAO! But I already had him a few pages back under "Cripples".
GLORY!
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Okay, then how about you?
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Uuuuuhhh... Sorry, I don think so! God told me I bein' saved an goin Heaven!!! I gunna be an angle lik that Partik Swazee in Ghost, an goin to the pear gates! Halleluyarrr I a Christyun now!!!!
God appeared ta me in the form of a snake, an told me so!
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 04:35 PM
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Too bad you didn't get to go to their dream party:
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Looks more like your dreams than mine.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Super Moderator Beloved Church Elder World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 04:44 PM
Dances, DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. You will not be warned again.
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
Dances, DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. You will not be warned again.
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It wasn't MY soft porn - it was Nobar's. Bitch at him.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Super Moderator Beloved Church Elder World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
Dances, DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. You will not be warned again.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
It wasn't MY soft porn - it was Nobar's. Bitch at him.
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I stated, "DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. By the way, I condemn, rebuke, and lambaste, but I don't "bitch."
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
I stated, "DO NOT post pornographic material again, even if it is within a True Christian™ quote. By the way, I condemn, rebuke, and lambaste, but I don't "bitch."
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I see. So it's ok for TC dirty old men to post such images, but no one else.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 05:07 PM
CHUGGA CHUGGA! MORE RIDERS HERE!
I speak the truth to you all! PIFFLE YOUR INFRACTION POINTS!
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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On Permanent Assignment in Peru
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 05:22 PM
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 05:23 PM
Whoot Whooot
Welcome to HELL Train Mother Teresa.
Please enjoy your cocktail of Satan Spooge!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
"Separated Brethren" would be the Orthodox, Lutherans, Presbyterians, Episcopalians, Congregationalists, Pentecostals, Old Catholics, Disciples of Christ, Church of God in Christ, and a few others, those who believe in Jesus' message of love for your fellow man.
This is a foreign concept to the fake "Christians" at LBC, so I've pretty much given up on reasoning (it's failed)
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What are you talking about? We do have love for our fellow man. In our case, it's Christ's tough love, and unlike the blathering from the Roman institution, ours is 100% Bible-based. By the way, I take it that your seat is close to the dining car.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 05:36 PM
Chooo-Chooooo!
There is ALWAYS room for a few more Tards on the HELL Express!!
"Look Ma! I'm a Carnie"!!
"Look Ma! I'm a Whore"!!
Whoot Whoot!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 05:56 PM
By Talitha (why did she drop the "Sister"?)'s request, I am including her in the train (I'd advise against it, but since she told me she wants to get on the hell train, I might as well do it!)
WOOT WOOT! You trash-talk those underprivileged (and that is a trait of satan) so would you like inferno or non-inferno? (Just kidding, where you're headed, it's all inferno, I just like saying that)
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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On Permanent Assignment in Peru
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:00 PM
Hey, you never answer to me, are you afraid, Mr. "I am not going to Hell because I played with my priest when I was a kid"?
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:23 PM
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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On Permanent Assignment in Peru
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:29 PM
You certainly enjoy stealing other people's threads, huh? Tell, me, o wise one, why do you think I'm going to Hell?
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:33 PM
How DARE you put TC's images into this thread! I've never seen anything like this. Why are you so hateful? I thought your brother was bad, but this is disgraceful.
Lucky for you my 'Anti-Retard Ministry' (A.R.M) will be launching soon, so that retardeds, and other people with repulsive spastic disabilities, will REALLY be put in their places!
~ Rev RG Green
The War on Retards starts NOW!
Go to www.godhatesgoths.com/GODHATESRETARDS.html,
and find out how you can help fight these slobbering staggering stammering Demons!
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