Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
Any ideas what to do if he can't handle watching Jesus' suffering?
As we all know, the key to good upbringing is the rod. Give the kid a few beatings and he will be able to handle just about anything. Just make sure that he doesn't tell his parents about it since sickular society generally doesn't approve of True Christian™ disciplinary methots.
Proverbs 23:13*Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.