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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 12-11-2012, 03:34 AM

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I can't believe she isn't dead yet.
Do you even know who this harpie is, boy? I can't imagine that you've ever been exposed to her trashy, tasteless work.



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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 09-23-2015, 10:14 AM

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Each night before Delores and I retire for bed, we hold hands and pray for the painful death of Zsa Zsa Gabor. I like to pray that she dies from bed sore infections, and Delores prays that she is consumed by large voracious, yellow-toothed Brown rats.

Then I pray for disease-riddled, painful deaths of my other enemies: Jimmy Carter, Lee Iacocca, Simon Cowell, Ernest Borgnine, University of Pittsburgh women's basketball head coach Agnus Berenato, Kirk Douglas, Nelson Mandela, Pinko Folk Singer Pete Seeger, UN Secretary General Javier Pérez de Cuéllar, Shia Labeouf, Charlize Theron, Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, Olivia de Haviland (and her disgusting sister Joan Fontaine), Tony Blair, Actress Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, C. Everett Koop, Lady Gaga, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Announcer Don Pardo, Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, Former Lakers and Knicks Coach Pat Riley, the cast of "Friends," the disgusting White House "journalist" Helen Thomas, Actress Nanette Fabray, Baseball Hall of Famer Stan Musial, George Soros, Michael Moore, Arsenio Hall, The Smothers Brothers, Camile Paglia, Arnold Palmer, Dave Brubeck, Carol Channing, Hugh Downs, Boxer Jake LaMotta, Actress Deanna Durbin, Magazine Publisher Helen Gurley Brown, Pierre Cardin, George McGovern, Singer Kay Starr, Sid Caesar, Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright, F-Troop's Larry Storch, Former St. Louis Cardinal Red Schoendienst, Conrad Bain (the father on Diff'rent Strokes), former UN Secretary Boutros Boutros-Ghali, former The Price Is Right host Bob Barker, Russell Johnson (The Professor on Gilligan's Island), Actors Hal Holbrook and George Kennedy (together), three-time Major League Baseball MVP Yogi Berra, TV's Bob Saget, Race Car Driver Tom Sneva, Angelina Jolie, Emma Watson, and especially.... Doris Day.
After Yogi Berra's agonizing and lonely death last night in a filthy room, neglected by his greedy and abusive relatives, I'm hopeful that we can make some real progress on clearing this list by the end of the year. I realize that having Hal Holbrook and George Kennedy getting struck down together is a tall order, but my faith in the Lord's vengeance is strong.


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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-12-2016, 09:23 PM

The vultures are circling around Michael Moore.

Wouldn't it be nice if 99-year old, nine times married Zsa Zsa also gave the world a giant Valentine's Day gift by ceasing to exist?


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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-13-2016, 05:44 AM

Indeed Brother Monty, and I suspect that may well happen. Look at how many of those whose deaths you've prayed for are dead. That proves your prayers are very powerful. I think we should join you in praying for the deaths of Garbage and Moore within the next 48 hours. Surely with a united effort from our prayer warriors, we can achieve this!


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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-13-2016, 08:11 AM

Come on, people. I mean, the lady's 99 years old, and you're praying for her to die?!

This is past fishing in a barrel.

This is using hand grenades.


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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-20-2016, 02:31 AM

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Come on, people. I mean, the lady's 99 years old, and you're praying for her to die?!

This is past fishing in a barrel.

This is using hand grenades.
Praise JESUS!! This harpie is about to be sent straight to hellfire. Assume the position, Prayer Warriors!!


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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-22-2016, 09:46 PM

It is my firm belief that with enough prayers to God, the Lord will finally end this woman's disgusting tenure as an emissary from Satan to torment Godly people-- hopefully in excruciating pain and anguish.


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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-29-2016, 08:14 PM

Don't you guys think that wishing her to die is a bit much? I don't even know who she is but it's not like she killed someone... I don't know I just feel it's a bit mean.
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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-29-2016, 08:15 PM

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... I don't know I just feel it's a bit mean.
Is this an example of your respecting our beliefs?




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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-29-2016, 09:05 PM

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Is this an example of your respecting our beliefs?


Yes, actually. Nowhere in there did I say something like it was completely wrong and that you are all idiots for believing this and that you should stop now. I just stated my opinion. I am disrespecting the things that are extreme and abusive and that's it. I'm really trying my best to hear you out. Understand that this is not the normal for me.
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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-29-2016, 09:21 PM

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Yes, actually. Nowhere in there did I say something like it was completely wrong and that you are all idiots for believing this and that you should stop now. I just stated my opinion. I am disrespecting the things that are extreme and abusive and that's it. I'm really trying my best to hear you out. Understand that this is not the normal for me.
There is nothing extreme in the text you complain about, wanting a horrible criminal out of our lives is completely reasonable. You are completely clueless, would you also say that someone like Hitler should not be wished dead? Why did you choose to harass us? Google Go DIAF and complain to everyone who ever said that, or admit you came here to attack innocent Christian believers in their worship.


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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 02-29-2016, 09:25 PM

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There is nothing extreme in the text you complain about, wanting an accident criminal out of our lives is completely reasonable. You are completely clueless, would you also say that someone like Hitler should not be wished dead? Why did you choose to harass us? Google Go DIAF and complain to everyone who ever said that, or admit you came here to attack innocent Christian believers in their worship.
I came here because I was rude on my first comment, then genuinely felt sorry and wanted to know your reasoning about the flat earth. I then went on to find other threads that I did not agree with. You have to at least understand that to an outsider this is a really foreign concept, right? I'm here to state my opinion, not attack you, although I kind of have on the more extreme threads about beating.
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I came here because I was rude on my first comment, then genuinely felt sorry and wanted to know your reasoning about the flat earth. I then went on to find other threads that I did not agree with. You have to at least understand that to an outsider this is a really foreign concept, right? I'm here to state my opinion, not attack you, although I kind of have on the more extreme threads about beating.
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Default Re: Pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor to Die - 03-10-2016, 02:12 AM

For a little party experiment, I asked a few of the Romanian cleaning ladies here at The Vatican to pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor a few weeks back. They had no idea who the woman is but, like any good Christian ladies, they were happy to help.

I did not mention that an entire Baptist Church congregation was praying for her to die, I just asked them to pray for her.


To give some scientific flair to the proceedings, I asked the ladies to say certain prayers with a certain frequency based on the number of views this thread has suffered divided by the likely average IQ of the Evangelicals here.

Guess what?

The good news is that just a few solid Catholic trips around the Rosary and this critically ill woman has survived the attempt by false Christians to 'Pray her to death'.

The bad news is that two of the Romanian cleaning ladies are heading back to Iasio for a family funeral and cannot be counted on as far as a controlled experiment is concerned. As such, I suspect Jesus will be calling her name sooner than later but it is nice to prove the power of real prayer to our critical staff.




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The good news is that just a few solid Catholic trips around the Rosary and this critically ill woman has survived the attempt by false Christians to 'Pray her to death'.


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For a little party experiment, I asked a few of the Romanian cleaning ladies here at The Vatican to pray for Zsa Zsa Gabor a few weeks back. They had no idea who the woman is but, like any good Christian ladies, they were happy to help.

I did not mention that an entire Baptist Church congregation was praying for her to die, I just asked them to pray for her.

To give some scientific flair to the proceedings, I asked the ladies to say certain prayers with a certain frequency based on the number of views this thread has suffered divided by the likely average IQ of the Evangelicals here.

Guess what?

The good news is that just a few solid Catholic trips around the Rosary and this critically ill woman has survived the attempt by false Christians to 'Pray her to death'.

The bad news is that two of the Romanian cleaning ladies are heading back to Iasio for a family funeral and cannot be counted on as far as a controlled experiment is concerned. As such, I suspect Jesus will be calling her name sooner than later but it is nice to prove the power of real prayer to our critical staff.

Bless you, my katabasis kefels,
Father Mo
Dear Mr. Lester,

I am sure that in the near future we'll see whose prayers have the most effect, those of chaste and God-Fearing true Christians™ (us) or those of your Papist harlots (Revelation 17:5). Please remember that we're also praying for you so you don't have to be disappointed when our prayers eventually reign supreme!

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When they heard these things, they held their peace, and glorified God, saying, Then hath God also to the Gentiles granted repentance unto life.

Meanwhile, I am most curious about the Romanians? Papist Romanians working in the Vatican? How did you manage to find some Catholicks among the Putinesque, a bit more God-Fearing Grease Orthodox population of Romania? According to the recent census, only 4.33% of the population are Papists and most of them probably behave in the manner interpreted by Mr. John Cage in his masterful composition 4:33 that would be very beneficial for all Catholicks to rehearse and perform on an hourly basis.

Time and Jesus will show how your prayers affect the transition of Mrs. Gabor into Hell.

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...I am most curious about the Romanians? Papist Romanians working in the Vatican? How did you manage to find some Catholicks among the Putinesque, a bit more God-Fearing Grease Orthodox population of Romania?
It was just after the fall of Nicolae Ceauşescu when I accepted an invitation from the current Minister for Arts to visit and document a series of painted Chapels and monasteries in the northern section of the country that were under duress. At five hundred years of age, and owing to the largess of Stephen The Great, these various fresco adorned buildings were in dire need of protection and reclamation.

Romanian Catholics, who had been persecuted for centuries and most recently by the communist regime that had just collapsed, were surfacing and organizing in an effort supported by their cousins of the Greek Orthodox persuasion.

To help heal the wounds of persecution, all parties agreed that a collective effort to secure vital historical and cultural monuments would be a splendid way to work co-operatively after so many decades of division.

Needless to say, when it came time to find the required expertise for such a breath-taking restoration project a phone call to Rome was the only answer.

It did not take long for me to meet many Catholics and many more folks who felt the absolute need to become Catholics and, with the turning away from communism, these folks have since been able to finally declare their true faith without fear of government reprisal.

After years of field work, many of us from Rome became very close with our Romanian staff and soon they were bound for The Vatican which was a dream come true for all of them!

Today, we are seeing considerable growth in our Romanian flock and the great lesson here is that Catholic expertise and co-operation helps to both expand our influence while at the same time helping to conserve, preserve and restore the great treasures of countries like Romania.




Bless you, my ecaudate ecdysiast,
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P.S. Romania. I wonder where that name came from and what Church brought Christianity there in the first place?




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