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Smile Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! - 08-31-2007, 02:40 PM

In honor of Paris Hilton's conversion to Christianity (see footnote), this year the gold, silver, bronze, and first runner-up prize for the Sunday School labor-day essay contest ("How the estate tax persecutes America's hard-working heirs") will be this $270 hot pink calfskin Bible.


Don't expect to be the next First Lady of the USA without it!

(The prize for winning boys will be the usual selection of sidearms).

Footnote: Proof of Paris Hilton's conversion to Christianity:



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