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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

    I always thought you could merely pray the gay away, but it looks like you need to exorcise them in the name of JESUS. Those sodomy demons seem to be extra difficult to remove from your fanny

    Here is a clip of a negro Preacher exorcising the demons out of this young man's colon.



    (pay no attention to the smart-mouth, uppity lezbean at the end of the video. She is probably Professor Nigra X's old lovers)


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  • MidwestCatLady
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 164

    #2
    Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

    (pay no attention to the smart-mouth, uppity lezbean at the end of the video. She is probably Professor Nigra X's old lovers)
    Why are so many white lezbeans always fat, ugly, with stringy or short hair and wear floppy dresses with open sandals? I think it is evil to not try and and look good for your man. I think these women are just lazy heathens.

    BTW - Nice video!
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    • Jimmy C Lombardo
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      Forum Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 218

      #3
      Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

      That racist bitch near the end had no right to ridicule those nigra Christians. Somebody needs to exorcise the stoopids outta her!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22826

        #4
        Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

        Oh, it all looked impressive but as they are not True Christians, I reckon that young buck with the demons still won't be chasing white women.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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        • Professor Tyeisha X
          WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
          Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2009
          • 293

          #5
          Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

          (pay no attention to the smart-mouth, uppity lezbean at the end of the video. She is probably Professor Nigra X's old lovers)
          Ooooh...You just DID NOT say that, girl! The name is TYEISHA, not "nigra". I at least have the respect to call you "BibleThumpinBlonde" and not "BibleThumpinRetard" even though Blonde and Retard are synonymous. Of course since Blondes have the memory span akin to a goldfish, I really can't blame you for forgetting my name!

          I'll have you know the name Tyeisha is a form of Latisha, which in turn is a modern variant of the medieval name Letitia, which is Latin for "Happiness"

          So, you can see my mother knew what kind of woman I would become....a very, very happy woman who enjoys life.
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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #6
            Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

            It's a misnomer, just like so-called "gays".

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22826

              #7
              Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
              O[...]I'll have you know the name Tyeisha is a form of Latisha, which in turn is a modern variant of the medieval name Letitia, which is Latin for "Happiness"

              So, you can see my mother knew what kind of woman I would become....a very, very happy woman who enjoys life.
              Either that or she had a sense of humor...
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

                So your uppity name comes from Latin, the official language of the dissolute, fag-enabling Roman Empire and then of the corrupt Roman Catholic institution? You're right; it does fit you.
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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

                  Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                  I'll have you know the name Tyeisha is a form of Latisha, which in turn is a modern variant of the medieval name Letitia, which is Latin for "Happiness"

                  So, you can see my mother knew what kind of woman I would become....a very, very happy woman who enjoys life.
                  Were you planning to start that soon?

                  From where I sit, you seem like a continually miserable b*tch.
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                  • Frogmella
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 28

                    #10
                    Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

                    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                    Ooooh...You just DID NOT say that, girl! The name is TYEISHA, not "nigra". I at least have the respect to call you "BibleThumpinBlonde" and not "BibleThumpinRetard" even though Blonde and Retard are synonymous. Of course since Blondes have the memory span akin to a goldfish, I really can't blame you for forgetting my name!

                    I'll have you know the name Tyeisha is a form of Latisha, which in turn is a modern variant of the medieval name Letitia, which is Latin for "Happiness"

                    So, you can see my mother knew what kind of woman I would become....a very, very happy woman who enjoys life.
                    I am a little confused as to your attitude. Are you, what we call in the Emerald Isle, "a rug muncher"?

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                    • Johnnyboy
                      True Christian™ fisherman
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 801

                      #11
                      Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

                      Originally posted by Frogmella View Post
                      I am a little confused as to your attitude. Are you, what we call in the Emerald Isle, "a rug muncher"?
                      You could safely say that.

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                      • Frogmella
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 28

                        #12
                        Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

                        Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                        You could safely say that.
                        Forgive me, but why is someone of the "comfortable shoes" persuasion, allowed the oxygen of publicity here?

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                        • Johnnyboy
                          True Christian™ fisherman
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 801

                          #13
                          Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

                          Originally posted by Frogmella View Post
                          Forgive me, but why is someone of the "comfortable shoes" persuasion, allowed the oxygen of publicity here?
                          We're trying to convert her into a God fearing, hetrosexual, Christian, white woman.

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                          • Frogmella
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 28

                            #14
                            Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

                            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                            We're trying to convert her into a God fearing, hetrosexual, Christian, white woman.
                            God fearing, hetrosexual and Christian I support. You may have difficulty with the latter.

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                            • Johnnyboy
                              True Christian™ fisherman
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 801

                              #15
                              Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS!

                              Originally posted by Frogmella View Post
                              God fearing, hetrosexual and Christian I support. You may have difficulty with the latter.
                              I know. I wrote that in the hopes she reads it and flies into a lezbo, black power rage.

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