Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
So if you're not getting anywhere, try a little smack upside their head with your KJV 1611 Bible!
I made one guy eat the Bible when he wasn't listening. I just grabbed his nose and his jaw, spread his mouth open as wide as I could, and jammed it in there with my boot. I then said a quick prayer to Jesus for his soul so the guy would know I loved him.