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  • Dwayne DeKalb
    Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
    • Nov 2006
    • 156

    #1

    I have been saved! Hallalou yeah!!!

    I have seen the light! Please let me back in the church. Those hippies made me do it! They put something in my coffee!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: I have been saved! Hallalou yeah!!!

    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
    I have seen the light! Please let me back in the church. Those hippies made me do it! They put something in my coffee!
    You gotta be kiddin me, hippie. It doesn't work like that. You spit on Christ and skipped your tithes for the last year or so. Why should He forgive you now?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Dwayne DeKalb
      Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
      • Nov 2006
      • 156

      #3
      Re: I have been saved! Hallalou yeah!!!

      Why wouldn't he?

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: I have been saved! Hallalou yeah!!!

        Also, you need to learn how to spell hallelujah.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Dwayne DeKalb
          Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
          • Nov 2006
          • 156

          #5
          Re: I have been saved! Hallalou yeah!!!

          Hall a lou YEAH! The spirit of the Lord has awkened in me!

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