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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-14-2017, 04:59 AM

are these honestly things that the bible says? If it really says that than your "god" is a terrible racist sexist ***vernacular expression for female external genitalia removed***. If there is a god, I hope that he is feeling the most terrible, excruciating pain imaginable. When I said I believed in the story's I meant I believe the message they send. You are all terrible people, and if there is a hell, I hope you burn in it. How about you piffleing abominations go slit your wrists? see how that feels! I honestly don't have anything against Christianity but you people are the scum of the earth. I would rather burn in hell than be by your nonexistent, stupid, terrible excuse for a god.
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God feels the sorrow and pain of sinners opposing Him every single moment. He grieves. And it is sinners such as you who are doing it to Him. It is something we are actually unable to even imagine.

Genesis 6:5-6
And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

Our - and His - only consolation is that He'll get His revenge.

Romans 13:4
For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-14-2017, 08:02 AM

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are these honestly things that the bible says?...
So, instead of actually reading the Bible yourself (it's not that big of a book) to find out the facts of the matter, you'll happily trust the word of someone who's completely invested in it?


Here's a plan for you: Monday morning, go up to your teacher (when they have a free moment), and BEG them to teach from the lesson plan called "How Not To Be A Complete And Total F888ing Gullible Moron" (or what used to known as "critical thinking").


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are these honestly things that the bible says?
If a verse is listed here by any member of the Landover Baptist Church, it really can be found in the Bible.
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If it really says that than your "god" is a terrible racist sexist.
That's an odd way of putting it. According to the Bible, we are all God's creation and those who have been so chosen are His followers. Therefore, it is strange for you to suggest that we claim Him as a possession. And your judgments regarding His sexist and racist thinking are a result of your modern sensibilities. If God didn't want the sexes and races to be regarded differently, He would have given humankind a different set of commandments.
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According to what I was taught, Jesus did indeed suffer terrible, excruciating pain. Every sin ever committed and every sin ever to be committed was laid on His Perfect sinless self. Jesus took on the punishments for our sins that God -- in His Holiness-- had no choice but to inflict. Moreover, because Jesus IS God, He felt the same personal disgust as His Father when absorbing all those horrible sins. That is why, whenever someone masturbates, the thorns stick a little further into Jesus' forehead and draw more blood.
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When I said I believed in the story's I meant I believe the message they send.
But you need to know ALL the stories to understand the important messages God is sending through His Word. You can't decide to accept one part of the Bible as true and certain other parts as lies because one of the BIG messages that God sends is that lies are bad. So, why would God lie in a book that commands people not to lie?
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Another Big, BIG message of the Bible is that God is the One who determines good and evil. You don't get to make that call and we don't either. If we are doing everything that God instructs us to do and we have our sins blotted out by Jesus' Perfect Blood Sacrifice, why would God send us to hell? That would be breach of contract, or covenant, as it were. That sort of fraud is tantamount to a lie and remember what God said about lying in His Book.
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You should go to an on-line Bible site and type in the word, "abomination", to see God's definition of that concept. While you are there, see what you can learn about suicide. Hint: Judas Iscariot took his own life.
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You don't? Then why are you so upset about all those instructions for women to obey their husbands and slaves to obey their masters? Isn't that what you meant by all the sexism and racism in the Bible?
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According to Jesus, we are the salt of the earth, not the scum. But since you haven't really read the Bible, it's understandable for you to make that mistake.
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I would rather burn in hell than be by your nonexistent, stupid, terrible excuse for a god.
Again, you keep implying that we are responsible for God's character traits. We didn't make Him up. We searched the words of the Bible to understand who and what He is. It is not our fault that much of the world has made up a God out of a few snippets of text while ignoring virtually everything that particular God has to say about Himself throughout the greater portion of the same text.


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Please let this thread die there are now 167 pages! This is bloody madness!
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Jesus advised us in the days of Sodom that threads should not be taken away from sinners. It is the sinners (your kind) that keep this thread going. We must follow God's Advice and let these posts remain as a token of the corrupt nature of the sinner swarm. Please consider the following verse that tells us about these things:

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That I will not take from a thread even to a shoelatchet, and that I will not take any thing that is thine, lest thou shouldest say, I have made Abram rich:

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Jesus advised us in the days of Sodom that threads should not be taken away from sinners. It is the sinners (your kind) that keep this thread going. We must follow God's Advice and let these posts remain as a token of the corrupt nature of the sinner swarm. Please consider the following verse that tells us about these things:

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-15-2017, 05:55 PM

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You do realize it's people like you who are actually not letting it die? Please note that we True Christians™ simply respond to the idiotic claims made over, and over, and over again by unsaved trash invading our forum.
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No, you christians are just attention whores and wont this thread die.
If we were swarming all over other people's sites, deliberately posting contrarian messages, that would make us attention whores.


As this is our site, and we are here fellowshipping, learning new insights into the Bible and generally minding our own business, it is incorrect and unkind to level such a charge at us.


More than anything else, we want others to give God the glory that He truly deserves. He and His Word are the focus of attention here, not His followers.


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You do realize it's people like you who are actually not letting it die? Please note that we True Christians™ simply respond to the idiotic claims made over, and over, and over again by unsaved trash invading our forum.
You also won't let it die, damn, you should read what you say on internet.
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You also won't let it die, damn, you should read what you say on internet.


Sweetie, please give me a direct citation where I expressed a wish to let this thread die. Hint: there isn't any. You are the only one whining about wanting to kill the thread while keeping posting in it.
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...You are the only one whining about wanting to kill the thread while keeping posting in it.
With President Emperor Dunning-Kruger in office, is it any wonder people are having trouble recognizing that consequences are a thing?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-23-2017, 01:09 PM

It's actually funny how christians are more hateful than Atheists
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