[XxWristsBoundxX]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Welcome, young lady.

Please go to the Introduction sub forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favourite Bile verse is and when you started your walk with Christ.

YIC

Ok but I don't have a church I believe in science

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Ok but I don't have a church I believe in science

Very well,

What church do your refuse to go to?

And what is your favorite Bible verse to mock?

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I'm often asked whether or not a person is going to end up in heaven or hell. Fortunately, we can know the answer to that. God has laid down the law so precisely and clearly in the AV1611 King James Bible, that we can know whether or not you and I are going either to join Jesus in the Kingdom of Heaven or be tortured for an eternity by Satan in Hell. This test was created by me, the Rev. Jim Osborne, with full Biblical reference. It is 100% accurate.

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Am I Going to Heaven or Hell?


A fun Christian quiz by Rev. Jim Osborne, Th.D., D.Min., pastor at Landover Baptist Church, Freehold, Iowa.

Please respond to the following answers truthfully. If you totally agree with the statement, choose YES, if you don't choose NO, and if you are undecided or of mixed opinion, choose MAYBE. You can print out this page and circle the YES or NO or MAYBE answers. Otherwise, just write down the numbers 1-50 on a sheet of paper and put a Yes, No, or Maybe besides it as you go along with the test.

1) God created the Earth in seven literal days and the Genesis account is 100% accurate with no room for error.
YES / NO / MAYBE

2) Women should suffer in childbirth and not be allowed pain-killing drugs.
YES / NO / MAYBE

3) God would destroy the Earth because He is angry with it.
YES / NO / MAYBE

4) A 90 year old woman can get pregnant.
YES / NO / MAYBE

5) Homosexuality is morally wrong and deserving of death.
YES / NO / MAYBE

6) People shouldn't have tattoos.
YES / NO / MAYBE

7) Everyone should stay away from psychics, astrologers, and mystics.
YES / NO / MAYBE

8) Handicapped people should be banned from entering a church.
YES / NO / MAYBE

9) Unicorns exist.
YES / NO / MAYBE

10) It is solely up to God whether someone is rich or poor.
YES / NO / MAYBE

11) I wear clothes that are 100% material and not mixed (i.e., shirts that are 50% polyester, 50% cotton)?
YES / NO / MAYBE

12) If a man marries a woman who is not a virgin, and he ends up hating her, should he have a right to gather his neighborhood together and stone her to death?
YES / NO / MAYBE

13) If a man rapes a virgin woman who is not engaged, should he pay her father some money and be forced to marry her?
YES / NO / MAYBE

14) Does God hate it when we tolerate other people's religions?
YES / NO / MAYBE

15) Should non-believers be put to death?
YES / NO / MAYBE

16) There is no such thing as a good atheist. All atheists are evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE

17) Are earthquakes caused by God?
YES / NO / MAYBE

18) Poor homeless people deserve to starve to death because they don't trust in God.
YES / NO / MAYBE

19) Does God laugh and get amusement about sending people to Hell?
YES / NO / MAYBE

20) Some people are just born evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE

21) Tithing to your church will make you rich.
YES / NO / MAYBE

22) If you put your trust in the Lord, He will make you fat.
YES / NO / MAYBE

23) The Sun revolves around the Earth.
YES / NO / MAYBE

24) If a person doesn't believe in Christ, they can't go to Heaven.
YES / NO / MAYBE

25) Jesus came not to send peace, but a sword.
YES / NO / MAYBE

26) People should love Jesus even more than their own family members.
YES / NO / MAYBE

27) Jesus considers the pope to be Satan.
YES / NO / MAYBE

28) Castrating yourself for God is a good way to get into Heaven.
YES / NO / MAYBE

29) Do not let unbelievers into your house.
YES / NO / MAYBE

30) A good Christian hates the world.
YES / NO / MAYBE

31) Christians should not have any friends or associates who are non-Christian.
YES / NO / MAYBE

32) Witches and pagans should be executed.
YES / NO / MAYBE

33) We as Christians should judge people.
YES / NO / MAYBE

34) Christians can judge everything we want to, and no unsaved person can judge us for that.
YES / NO / MAYBE

35) Science is wicked and should be avoided.
YES / NO / MAYBE

36) Cross-dressing is an abomination before God.
YES / NO / MAYBE

37) Women need to shut up and not speak in church.
YES / NO / MAYBE

38) Women should not have any authority over a man and have no power to teach them.
YES / NO / MAYBE

39) Women that wear braided hair, gold, or expensive jewelry are harlots. No Christian woman should dress like that.
YES / NO / MAYBE

40) Wives need to obey whatever their husband tells them.
YES / NO / MAYBE

41) We should follow secular law.
YES / NO / MAYBE

42) We Christianscannot sin.
YES / NO / MAYBE

43) Catholics are not Christians.
YES / NO / MAYBE

44) We need to follow all of the Bible, not just parts of it.
YES / NO / MAYBE

45) If you break a single one of God's commandments, you will go to Hell.
YES / NO / MAYBE

46) Negroes are made by God to be our servants.
YES / NO / MAYBE

47) People should tithe generously to their church even if they are dirt poor and struggling to make ends meet.
YES / NO / MAYBE

48) God creates both good and evil.
YES / NO / MAYBE

49) God purposely makes people be born retarded, handicapped, blind, deaf, etc.
YES / NO / MAYBE

50) When Jesus said "Judge not, that ye be not judged." he wasn't telling us not to judge others at all, but just warning us not to judge hypocritically.
YES / NO / MAYBE

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Scoring
For every YES answer you marked, add 2 points. For every NO answer, add 0 points. For every MAYBE answer, add 1 point. The lowest score possible is 0 and the highest possible is 100.

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Results
If you scored 0 - 99 .... YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! God sees no difference between a filthy atheist who has committed great sins throughout his life and a false "Christian" who has followed most of God's law, but not all. If you score below 100, then that means you are not following all of God's Word and are therefore hellbound.

If you scored 100 ... YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN! Congratulations! You will join us all at Landover Baptist Church sitting at the right hand of Jesus for eternity! GLORY!

"Wait??? Aren't these results wrong? Why are so many people going to Hell?"

Jesus tells us in the Gospels that most people will go to Hell and very few are admitted to Heaven.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

I hope you enjoyed the test and make sure to vote your results on the poll!

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Sources
1) Genesis 1-3.
2) Genesis 3:16
3) Genesis 6:11-13
4) Genesis 18:11-14
5) Leviticus 18:22
6) Leviticus 19:28
7) Leviticus 19:31
8) Leviticus 21:16-23
9) Numbers 23:22
10) Deuteronomy 8:17
11) Deuteronomy 22:11
12) Deuteronomy 22:13-21
13) Deuteronomy 22:28-29
14) Judges 2:1-3
15) 2 Chronicles 15:13
16) Psalms 14:1
17) Psalms 18:7
18) Psalms 37:3
19) Psalms 37:12-13
20) Psalms 58:3
21) Proverbs 3:9-10
22) Proverbs 28:25
23) Isaiah 38:8
24) Matthew 10:33
25) Matthew 10:34
26) Matthew 10:35-38
27) Matthew 16:23
28) Matthew 19:12
29) 2 John 1:9-11
30) 1 John 2:15
31) 1 Corinthians 5:11, 2 Corinthians 6:14-17, Ephesians 5:11
32) Exodus 22:18
33) Psalms 37:30, John 7:24, 1 Corinthians 5:12-13
34) 1 Corinthians 2:15
35) 1 Timothy 6:20-21
36) Deuteronomy 22:5
37) 1 Corinthians 14:34-35
38) 1 Timothy 2:12
39) 1 Timothy 2:9
40) Ephesians 5:22-24
41) Romans 13:2-6
42) 1 John 3:6-9
43) 1 Timothy 2:5-6
44) James 2:10, 2 Timothy 3:16
45) Matthew 5:17-19
46) Genesis 9:25-26
47) Mark 12:41-44
48) Isaiah 45:7
49) Exodus 4:11
50) Matthew 7:1-5

On the question "A 90 year old woman can get pregnant" how does have to do with God? The answer is no, they stop having their womanly periods before this time, but how does that fact have anything to do with getting into heaven? It is more of a fact of life really than a personal belief.

[Basilissa]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

On the question "A 90 year old woman can get pregnant" how does have to do with God? The answer is no, they stop having their womanly periods before this time, but how does that fact have anything to do with getting into heaven? It is more of a fact of life really than a personal belief.

Do you know the definition of a miracle?

Have you ever heard of a guy named Abraham and his wife Sarah, and the story of how their son was born?

You don't believe in the Bible, and you don't believe that God is omnipotent -> you're going to .

Does that answer your question, sweetie?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

It is more of a fact of life really than a personal belief.

But it's NOT a personal belief. From the historical record:

Genesis 18:10b-14a KJV
Sarah thy wife shall have a son. And Sarah heard it in the tent door, which was behind him. Now Abraham and Sarah were old and well stricken in age; and it ceased to be with Sarah after the manner of women. Therefore Sarah laughed within herself, saying, After I am waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also? And the LORD said unto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh, saying, Shall I of a surety bear a child, which am old? Is any thing too hard for the LORD?

Genesis 21:1-2 KJV
And the LORD visited Sarah as he had said, and the LORD did unto Sarah as he had spoken. For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set time of which God had spoken to him.

Exactly the point you raised in your objection is addressed by God in The Bible. Read Genesis HERE.

[Holy Henry]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

On the question "A 90 year old woman can get pregnant" how does have to do with God? The answer is no, they stop having their womanly periods before this time, but how does that fact have anything to do with getting into heaven? It is more of a fact of life really than a personal belief.

Ah, so just because you failed the test your now blaming the questions.

Life is an open book exam, and all the answers are in The Bible.

[parklife]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Hi all, greetings from the emerald isle.

Having been born into a very religious catholic family and being a firm believer of the goodness of God and the holiness of all his creations, i find the beliefs associated with this forum alien to what my understanding of what a good christian is or what God is.

The way God is described here on this forum is more like the devil than the beauty and holiness of the God that i know and love.

Why is God so evil to you ?

The questions asked here are bordering on ugliness and pure ignorance.

Jesus would be ashamed of you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Jesus would be ashamed of you.

For reading, believing, and following His Holy Word?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Hi all, greetings from the emerald isle.

Having been born into a very religious catholic family and being a firm believer of the goodness of God and the holiness of all his creations, i find the beliefs associated with this forum alien to what my understanding of what a good christian is or what God is.

The way God is described here on this forum is more like the devil than the beauty and holiness of the God that i know and love.

Why is God so evil to you ?

The questions asked here are bordering on ugliness and pure ignorance.

Jesus would be ashamed of you.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[harlotismymiddlename]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Do you know the definition of a miracle?

Have you ever heard of a guy named Abraham and his wife Sarah, and the story of how their son was born?

You don't believe in the Bible, and you don't believe that God is omnipotent -> you're going to .

Does that answer your question, sweetie?

I am reading the bible, and I have heard the story. I just didn't make the connection immediately. I saw it as more of a scientific question because I think scientifically(I am a very knowlege driven person.)

[ConcernedNumbskull]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I got a grand total of 2 points.

I might as well die in a murky swamp apparently.

Seriously, why judge those that aren't fundies like you?

[A Follower]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I got a grand total of 2 points.

I might as well die in a murky swamp apparently.

Seriously, why judge those that aren't fundies like you?

You took the test. We didn't judge you, you decided to test and judge yourself. You know deep in your heart that things aren't going well for you.

Improve your life and take the test again later, maybe then you will pass

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I got a grand total of 2 points.

I might as well die in a murky swamp apparently.

Seriously, why judge those that aren't fundies like you?

Friend, the word "fundie" is an offensive term that the joos who run the mass media came up with. The truth is, there are only two types of Christian: True Christians™ and false ones. The Holy Bible tells us this.

Matthew 12:30:
He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Did you see that last one? Jesus says that He will puke you out of His loving mouth unless you go all the way with Him. Better wise up, friend, or you'll find yourself gulping scalding hot spunk right out of satan's huge tallywhacker!

[Archer Heath]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I got zero

[Isabella White]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I got zero

Hello Mr. Heath, and to , at . It appears that you are new here, and we would love to get to know you. Please visit our Introduction Forum, where you can post a message to introduce yourself to the believers here.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you as we study the together.
Thank you, and may God richly bless you, as you seek as your and here, at ... Sincerely, Isabella W.

P.S. So you got "zero" on your score for the quiz? Well, no surprise there!!