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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 07-21-2014, 07:31 AM

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I am serious starting to think all of you are more disgusting and extreme than anonymous on 4chan
Why the hate, friend?

We find all atheists are full of hate and loathing for themselves and other people.

Maybe if you could come to accept the conditional love of Jesus Christ you would not be in such pain?

I will pray that you can come to experience happiness in your life.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 07-21-2014, 07:33 AM

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I am serious starting to think all of you are more disgusting and extreme than anonymous on 4chan
Anonymous is not justified by the Bible.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 08-15-2014, 06:40 AM

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Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
Wouldn't that mean he was albino? I, personally, don't know anyone with white hair and red eyes that isn't.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 08-15-2014, 07:07 AM

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Wouldn't that mean he was albino? I, personally, don't know anyone with white hair and red eyes that isn't.
That is poor logic.

I suppose you would claim all swans are white if you had only ever seen white swans.

The fact that there are black swans would never enter your head because YOU personally had never seen one.

I despairs at what they teach children in state schools.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 11-12-2014, 04:21 AM

You are all piffleing insane.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 11-12-2014, 04:23 AM

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You are all piffleing insane.

You are very cruel.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 11-12-2014, 04:24 AM

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You are all piffleing insane.
Jesus has warned us about people like you.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 01-04-2015, 08:24 PM

how about a trade? i give you my doughter, she is 16 years old, she can cook, she can clean the house, and so on, i attach a photo with her,

ps: Her name is Anastasia


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how about a trade? i give you my doughter, she is 16 years old, she can cook, she can clean the house, and so on, i attach a photo with her,

ps: Her name is Anastasia


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Well, most importantly, is she a True Christian? Will she be a meek, obedient wife, who will take whatever is given to her without complaints? Is she good for seeding? She does not look modest or ladylike from the picture. I think she needs a good beating followed by some refining.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 01-04-2015, 08:55 PM

ChristianLover, She looks as though she may have "attitude problems". Does she? In the meantime, maybe you can pop over to the Introductions section of the forum and tell us a bit about you.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 01-04-2015, 08:58 PM

Yes, she is a true christian, as far as she is 16 years old , i consider that she is very good for seeding, she is virgin. I think that she need some discipline, but i leave that pleasure to the person how claim her!
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-16-2015, 07:21 AM

Hello, I was trying to create a new topic but for any reason i wasn't able to do so, therefore I will post it here I apologize for that in advance: I wonder if you can help me, i'm looking for a Christian wife younger than me, I am 31yo , White-Hispanic, professional Engineer, single, financially stable, I own my house. If anyone of you kind brothers in Christ are interested to have a truly Christian husband for any of your daughters please contact me we can discuss about your terms or if you know someone that might be interested, would you please pass my information to that person. ​Thank you for reading, God bless you all.
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Question Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-20-2015, 06:39 PM

Don't you love your daughter? Someone who truly loves his children would never sell them.
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Matthew 10:37 "He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me."
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-20-2015, 08:04 PM

Uh, you know, loving a "deity" in my opinion shouldn't be more important than loving a human being.


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Uh, you know, loving a "deity" in my opinion shouldn't be more important than loving a human being.
Who cares what you think, demon? Your unsaved opinions don't mean a bucket of spit to us. Go back and tell your master satan that you have failed to turn us against Christ.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-21-2015, 05:15 PM

Ugh. Daughters.
It is bad enough having a wife in the house, You add a daughter or two and it seems like the chickens flew the coop and came in the house, what with all that non-nonsensical clucking the weaker sex do.
I have however, found a solution, though it only lasts a few days.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-22-2015, 09:09 AM

my 6 year old son up for bids. msg me if you want more info if interested
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-22-2015, 09:14 AM

also my step son is availible. only 1 needs going hes 9
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