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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 02-19-2013, 08:57 AM

Oliver Cromwell - for not killing all the papists in Ireland

Prince Charles - due to the fact he is inbred, an adulterer and enjoys talking to mooslims

David Cameroon - for begging India for money.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 02-23-2013, 12:26 AM

Keith Danby ~ The man responsible for the NIV perversion of the Bible.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 02-23-2013, 01:46 AM

Rosa Parks - made public transportation a 'good thing', before her, they stayed on their side of the tracks.
Judas . the 'kiss of death' for Jesus
Bernie Madoff - a large part of my retirement is funding his wifes botox.
Pretty much any demoncrat - No explanation needed


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 02-23-2013, 02:14 AM

That Commie John F. Kennedy. Luckily for us, someone already did it!
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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-26-2014, 05:13 PM

Augustine of Canterbury: for bringing papism to England.

William the Conqueror (better known here as William the Bastard): for ending proper Anglo-Saxon rule.

Nelson Mandela: terrorist.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-26-2014, 05:49 PM

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William the Conqueror (better known here as William the Bastard): for ending proper Anglo-Saxon rule.
GLORY - William the Conqueror is the original anti-white racists.

I would also add Ethered the Unready. For cementing the stereotype of Anglo-Saxons as golf loving, plaid pants wearing, jello eating squares.



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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-26-2014, 06:04 PM

I would punch Eve.

I'd punch her right in the ovaries. This is ALL her fault.

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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-27-2014, 11:07 AM

David Andrews.

Oh, wait, you mean from actual history, not history class. Still, I hope Dave gets famous someday so I can punch him and still count it.

Well, I mean so I could punch him if I weren't a True Christian™. Since I'm Saved, I limit my punching to terrorists and atheists and other undesirables who should get the Hell out of America.

With any luck, Dave will turn terrorist.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-27-2014, 06:03 PM

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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-27-2014, 09:08 PM

This is difficult.

Neighbours dog - oh wait. I shot it. Not anymore.
Old maid next door - oh wait. No. She would love it.

So it will be:

1. Satan
2. Pope
3. Local police officer who does not let me hunt from the window of my MB G-wagen
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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-28-2014, 06:05 AM

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This is difficult.

Neighbours dog - oh wait. I shot it. Not anymore.
Old maid next door - oh wait. No. She would love it.

So it will be:

1. Satan
2. Pope
3. Local police officer who does not let me hunt from the window of my MB G-wagen
I don't know about the other two, but you can most certainly deliver a mental punch to satan, just by following His (God's, not satan's) word. Satan wants everyone to end up in hell, so to him every True Christian is like a punch in the gut.

One down, two to go.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-28-2014, 06:36 AM

Dr. Kurt Warnekros of Godless Dress-den (1882-1949) - pioneered the she-male surgery and opened up yet another direct route for SATAN to use procreation in a vile and abominable manner.

Einar Mogens Wegener (1882-1931) of Godless Denmarkistan. Warnekros operated upon him to make him a mostrosity with the name Lili Elbe.





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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-29-2014, 03:22 AM

Susan B. Anthony. She fought openly for women's right. Femi-nazi.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-30-2014, 12:14 AM

1. Perhaps Rose Kennedy, for spewing forth so many Cathylicks and carousers.

2. Nancy Pelosi. Just because.

3. Mary Baker Eddy, the founder of Christian Science.

4. Paris Hilton, for obvious reasons.

5. Judas, for being untrue to my Savior.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-30-2014, 09:18 AM

I need 4 punches....for these malevolent upstarts.

Somehow, these crows used their "feminine wiles" for evil instead of good, and (hard as it may be to believe) managed to schtup their way onto the Supreme Court.

A dark day....(and why does that one still have a dinner napkin tucked under her chin??)

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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-30-2014, 09:31 AM

There's something very familiar about that picture, Cookie dear. It seems to be based on this:



2 Timothy 3:16

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 01-05-2015, 03:59 AM

I need more than 3 punches. I would like to punch every atheist. Atheists are ignorant people who encourage other people to have "open minds" and use their reasoning skills.

The problem with having an open mind is that your brains might fall out!


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 01-05-2015, 05:28 AM

Adolf Hitler - because he didn't get them all.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 01-05-2015, 05:45 AM

Eve and Jane Goodall, in no particular order.
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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 01-05-2015, 09:58 PM

Sarah Palin-- evokes a feeling disgust and anger in me.


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