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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Default Re: Sometimes, I Go Moist - 03-14-2014, 10:27 AM

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Oh, dear, I did not realize that I was speaking to a man, I apologize. Of course, as a man you are not required to know much about the inner workings of a pie.

Definitely, you must sample the pie of any woman you are considering to be your future wife, before you get stuck with her for good!
No problem ^^ My username and profile picture don't make it clear what gender I am after all, so it's an easy mistake to make- I'll have to fix that later, perhaps

To be honest it seems that the few pies that I have obtained while in the Czech Republic, and other pastries, while appearing delectable are rather... not sour, but not sweet, either. Perhaps they simply don't add enough sugar?
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Default Re: Sometimes, I Go Moist - 03-14-2014, 10:43 AM

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Oh, dear, I did not realize that I was speaking to a man, I apologize. Of course, as a man you are not required to know much about the inner workings of a pie.

Definitely, you must sample the pie of any woman you are considering to be your future wife, before you get stuck with her for good!
Seeing as my name and avatar don't really imply that I'm a man, perhaps I should change my avatar at least as to not confuse people ^^

For some reason, in the Czech Republic, the few pie-like pastries and pastries in general I have sampled all appear delectable but in reality aren't very sweet at all, almost sour. I know next to nothing about cooking, but I know enough to say that they should add more sugar!
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Default Re: Sometimes, I Go Moist - 03-14-2014, 11:04 AM

But that's an inspiring profile pic:
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Default Re: Sometimes, I Go Moist - 03-14-2014, 02:27 PM

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But that's an inspiring profile pic:
*looks at thread* how did I doublepost? Well, that's what happens when I think that slow internet kept one of them from making it on xd

Thanks! I'm glad you like it, I think I'll keep it
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Default Re: Sometimes, I Go Moist - 03-14-2014, 03:25 PM

That was wonderful! I look forward to the day I'll be able to try your pie in person. So much care and attention clearly goes into them.


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Default Re: Sometimes, I Go Moist - 03-14-2014, 08:16 PM

Being moist is good. God reserves lack of moisture for sinners who refuse to confess:

When I kept silence, my bones waxed old through my roaring all the day long. For day and night thy hand was heavy upon me: my moisture is turned into the drought of summer. Selah. I acknowledge my sin unto thee, and mine iniquity have I not hid. I said, I will confess my transgressions unto the Lord; and thou forgavest the iniquity of my sin. Selah. Psalms 32:3-5


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Default Re: Sometimes, I Go Moist - 07-29-2014, 11:27 PM

Sister Naomi, I just spent two hours in my prayer closet (alone, of course, as God commanded in Matthew 6:6) reading your beautiful poem. It was so gripping, I couldn't put it down.

Oh what I wouldn't give for a taste, even just a whiff, of your magnificent pie...


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