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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 04-19-2014, 03:33 AM

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Well... why do you keep sharing Japanes videos? Do you think my children have occasion to run into this music? Is there a reason I should be aware of it's evil intent?
Well, this thread is titled "Music that will send you to HELL" everyone else is posting songs like this, so, I figured I'd join in.
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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 04-19-2014, 03:57 AM

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Well, this thread is titled "Music that will send you to HELL" everyone else is posting songs like this, so, I figured I'd join in.
Well sure, but I'm a little worried about you. I've seen this kind of obsession before. I wonder if you've ever considered the idea that perhaps you've been targeted by those Asian demons. If you spend time searching out Japanese things, like music and those pornographic children's cartoons, your computer may have invited a demonic attack into your life. Do you feel like studying to get good grades? Have you picked up some Japanese words? Have you ever read Shogun? I don't mean to alarm you dear, but your behavior isn't very American. But you seem like a nice guy, so I don't think you're trying to sway us on purpose. But still, I'm a little concerned for you.


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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 04-19-2014, 06:02 AM

I as well as Sister E. am concerned for you. Look in the mirror, particularly at your eyes and skin. Are your eyes slanting or becoming smaller? And what about your skin, does it have an ugly yellowish tinge to it? And at last, your hair, is it darker than usual?
These are all signs of turning Japanese!


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Well sure, but I'm a little worried about you. I've seen this kind of obsession before. I wonder if you've ever considered the idea that perhaps you've been targeted by those Asian demons. If you spend time searching out Japanese things, like music and those pornographic children's cartoons, your computer may have invited a demonic attack into your life. Do you feel like studying to get good grades?
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I don't mean to alarm you dear, but your behavior isn't very American. But you seem like a nice guy, so I don't think you're trying to sway us on purpose. But still, I'm a little concerned for you.
No need to be, I'll stop listening to Japanese music right now.
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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 07-13-2014, 03:59 PM

Brothers please be careful when listening to Country music. I know that the beat and the twang make it pleasant to listen to and tap your feet to..... but underneath the steel slide guitar and catchy tunes they are really singing about SIN!

SIN, SIN and more SIN!

Here this whore sings about how Heaven is just a sin away.




This wanton whore is inviting men to come slide around on her Satin Sheets. She is singing how her husband can't give it to her like she wants so now she wants to try new men on her satin sheet. DISGRACEFUL!



Here is another VILE song where this disgusting man loves getting sent to Tucson for work so he can shack up and fornicate with a wanton whore for weeks on end. He says in the song that his wife was raised pure and proper, but she doesn't satisfy his filthy, disgusting lust.





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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 10-06-2014, 05:05 PM

Perhaps one of the kinds of songs that offend me the most are the songs with double meanings.

Reba the whore McEntire is probably the queen of the double entendre song. Here she is singing Up to Heaven.

I will laugh while she burns in down in for it.





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Exclamation Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 11-12-2014, 04:51 AM

I don't have the link but Anaconda by Nicki Minaj.
DO NOT LISTEN OR WATCH AT ALL COSTS!

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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 02-04-2016, 02:56 AM

If you listen to Gnesa - Wilder you will go to hell. Immediately.






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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 02-04-2016, 03:23 AM

That could be a dangerous trap, Brother. The thought that an accidental tap of the enter button could send me to Hell gives me shivers. Luckily, I kept my head and moved on.


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If you listen to Gnesa - Wilder you will go to hell. Immediately...
Wow, it's true!

well, not quite immediately, she doesn't start singing for a second or two...


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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 02-04-2016, 04:26 AM

I listened to this music without fear of the white mans Hell because I believe that Heaven or Hell is here on Earth. This woman must be very skilled in some other practice to get someone to pay for this atrocity. Her talents definitely do not extend to singing. In fact it is an affront to Jah to even listen to that horrible screeching.


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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 02-05-2016, 08:56 AM

Pink floyd will send you straight to hell with their hippy dippy liberal democrat songs! You won't be so comfortably numb in HELL now will you?
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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 02-07-2016, 08:32 PM

You guys should check out "Sexy and I Know it" by LMFAO

You haven't seen anything like it.
Worth adding to the list, just saying... (Aaaand no I am not posting it myself... I can't even because my computer enjoys being a big jerk)


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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 02-07-2016, 09:05 PM

That chinaman, PSY is at it again.






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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 03-02-2016, 09:08 PM

I don't think music can send you to Hell. I mean, the only way to heaven is through Christ. If you repent to him for your sins, you get to heaven, right? Last time I checked, music preference wasn't exactly a damnable sin.
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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 03-02-2016, 09:32 PM

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I don't think music can send you to Hell. I mean, the only way to heaven is through Christ. If you repent to him for your sins, you get to heaven, right? Last time I checked, music preference wasn't exactly a damnable sin.
Not quite, dear. Any fool can repent of a foolhardy act. But here is a perfect example of why it's so important to actually read the Holy Bible - the only tangible resource Jesus left us on earth after His glorious and majestic Resurrection and subsequent Ascension into Heaven, where He sits at the Right Hand of the Father (Acts 7:55-56), completely out of sight of all NASA's nosy telescopes, and yet can see into our private lives, most particularly in our bedrooms when the lights are out (Daniel 2:22). Nothing is secret to Jesus sitting there (Jeremiah 23:24). Goodness, He can even see into our thoughts, and knows what we're going to think before we even think to think them (Psalm 139:4)!

Anyway, according to His Perfect Word, among other conditions, one must repent and be baptized (Acts 2:38), accept Christ as Lord and Master out loud, or at least so Jesus can read the lips (Romans 10:9), love Jesus unconditionally (Deuteronomy 6:5), obey Him without reservation (Deuteronomy 11:1; John 14:15), women are required to have children and not get uppity (1 Timothy 2:15), and be born among the elect (Romans 8:29).


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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 03-03-2016, 12:14 AM

Does your "music" make a joyful noise unto the Lord (Psalm 100:1-2)? No? Then it's just hellbound garbage.


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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 03-20-2016, 02:23 AM

Hmm, you want music? One way ticket to hell, why not ask me? I got quite a few songs, so if you wanna know what to avoid, I'd stay away from:

DeadMau5
MonsterCat
One Direction
Lady Gaga
Bloodhound Gang (This one would actually be interesting for you to see)
Maroon 5
Walk the Moon
and especially Green Day


Need anymore? I'm sure I could find a few more...





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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 03-20-2016, 03:12 PM

It's not often that I agree with unsaved trash, but we know that Lady Gaygay is a notorious fag-enableress and therefore an enemy of God (Romans 1:32). Consequently, nothing good can come from her music (Matthew 7:18).


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Default Re: Music that will send you to HELL - 03-29-2016, 03:01 AM

I have finally found the pure, righteous music to ever hit this holy world (that's on YouTube) <<<homosexual video link removed>>>

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