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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-08-2014, 02:15 PM

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And you know that because you're so brilliant that you know how/what God thinks?

Atheists!.... I'm beginning to believe that these creatures really devolved from monkeys. (Devolved because any monkey is smarter than all atheists together).
How about you face reality you stuck up so-called 'Christian'. I have met many a Christian in my life but none of them are even half as idiotic as the mormons on this site. I made an account here just to try and get through to unfortunate people like you, people who spend their days 'damning' others and saying it's God's will. People who are so conceited that they can't even understand someone else's opinion, no, people who CHOOSE not to understand someone else's opinion for the sake of preserving their own that is half the time made up off the spot and supported by some bible quote. All this is coming from a barely teenage girl, who unfortunately happened to stumble upon this site, and who unfortunately is more intelligent than you. The sad thing is, one of you is going to come along and nit-pick at everything I just said and tell me why it's wrong with whatever stupid, nonsensical reason you can come up with. Have fun hating everyone who isn't just like you, and see where it gets you in life.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-08-2014, 02:38 PM

Can I politely disagree with you? I mean after all it is a children's game...I played it and I turned out all right I think
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-08-2014, 02:39 PM

And yet you are a heathen by your own description, destined to burn in Hell.


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-08-2014, 02:48 PM

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And yet you are a heathen by your own description, destined to burn in Hell.
But I can change to Christianity I'm giving myself a second chance
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-08-2014, 04:55 PM

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But I can change to Christianity...
But until that happens, you're still a heathen (as Mr. Moss said) with no chance of getting to Heaven.


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-17-2014, 09:34 PM

Pokemon has it's own god and it's way better than the gods you idiot christians worship.

In fact, Pokemon has multiple gods, making it even better.

You homo christians better worship Arceus or y'all is gonna go to poke hell
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 06-17-2014, 09:39 PM

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...You homo christians better worship Arceus or y'all is gonna go to poke hell
So your Pokereligion is as homophobic as Christianity? I'll pass.


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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 09-16-2014, 01:00 AM

Really now how so? P.S Can't wait for November so I can buy Alpha Sapphire version when it gets released.
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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 09-16-2014, 01:18 AM

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Really now how so? P.S Can't wait for November so I can buy Alpha Sapphire version when it gets released.
How so what, dear? Who are you talking to?



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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 09-25-2014, 07:13 PM

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Friend, russian roulette is a game too. Just because something is a game, does not mean it should be played. Kids play at sex too. Think of all the bastard children, doomed to hell along with the next ten generations of their loins. Still think it is just innocent fun? I bet you let your kids play with gasoline and matches too...sick, just plain sick!
It does not promote the theory of evolution. Yes the pokemon evolve, but how can you prove that it correlates to the actual scientific theory
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It does not promote the theory of evolution. Yes the pokemon evolve, but how can you prove that it correlates to the actual scientific theory
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan - 11-08-2014, 12:48 AM

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Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another
Romans 12:10


You may be ashamed to follow Christ, dear, but we at Landover Baptist Church follow the Holy Scriptures to the letter.

Though I don't understand when the Bible ever said "Thou shalt not have anything to do with Pokemon!"
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