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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 05-17-2014, 05:51 AM

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...this is just satans little chocolate cake and guess what the cake is a lie.
They have Scripture from the King James Bible; you bring graffiti from a video game?!


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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 05-17-2014, 09:26 AM

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i'm a christian evolutionist
So in other words, you don't believe in Bible and that means you are not a Christian. It's false-Christians like you, who gives us Christians a bad name
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 06-08-2014, 11:18 AM

Pink dolphins (and any other pink animals) are obviously a part of the gaysexual agenda



Luckily they are faced with extinction


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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 06-08-2014, 11:38 AM

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Pink dolphins (and any other pink animals) are obviously a part of the gaysexual agenda

Luckily they are faced with extinction
Those are hideous! They look naked.

Lucky they are in Hong Kong, so that if they do escape the pollution, the Chinese will eat them into extinction.


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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 06-09-2014, 02:59 AM

Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 06-09-2014, 03:40 AM

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Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
There's a handy little "Quote" button at the bottom right of each post that saves confusion at times like this, but I'll go ahead and assume that you're talking about this:

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...I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.
Has Cranky Old Man ever met you? No. So his point stands.


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Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
Lutherans are all liars, so for all we know you could be a midget who's flipping oysterburgers for the King of Spain.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 06-17-2014, 05:30 PM

How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!
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How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!
They SEEM to not be there. That's why they are subliminal! Of course, it takes a real Christian to spot them.


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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 10-16-2015, 07:18 AM

Pink fairy armadillo

This is just too much! Gaysexual agenda has now taken on an iconic Texan and turned it into, well totally gaysexual. From armadillo to a pink fairy. Obama, it's high time for USA to say NO to Darwin!

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That perverted little dinger looks like it would be right at home wrapped up in one of these!
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Although they are very tasty, Freehold ordinance forbids the possession, sale, or importation of geoducks (gooey-ducks) without a special permit.

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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 10-16-2015, 03:28 PM

Flat worms

they breed heterosexually(THEY CHOOSE TO DO IT THAT WAY)
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 10-16-2015, 03:50 PM

I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
What on Earth is this thing?

It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.



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Bible Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 10-16-2015, 04:10 PM

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I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
What on Earth is this thing?

It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.
Dear Brother Wall,

This is the Biblical ass. Asses appear in many instances in the good Book.

Psalms 104:11
They give drink to every beast of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst.


Asses are - unlike claimed by the evil lotion Darwinistas - the most cunning Creatures after man. Some of them can talk (Numbers 22:28). Don't smite asses, it may cause undesirable ramifications (same Chapter).



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I apologize in advance. I realize this has an Adults Only rating but I have no words for this abomination. I have had to censor this image.
What on Earth is this thing?

It's the same color as a Kangaroo but its not a Kangaroo.

It is an ass. Notorious for flaunting it's humongous tallywhacker.
Egyptian heathens had quite similar tallywhackers.

Ezekiel 23:20 King James Version For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 10-16-2015, 04:14 PM

OK. Got it, that's an Ass. I don't think we have them here in OzTrailer. Please forgive my ignorance for this shortcoming.

I now understand the term they use here.


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OK. Got it, that's an Ass. I don't think we have them here in OzTrailer. Please forgive my ignorance for this shortcoming.

I now understand the term they use here.
Eventhough it has been mentioned in the bible, I'm sure Darvin must have had something to do with such a penile creature
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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 10-16-2015, 04:25 PM

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Although they are very tasty, Freehold ordinance forbids the possession, sale, or importation of geoducks (gooey-ducks) without a special permit.

Christ, that's even more horrible than that ass! It's not a surprise that ornamentals are so fond of fondling abomination that mostly is just a huge tallywhacker. They are obsessed with anything fallic.

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Default Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 11-07-2015, 04:51 AM

These "names" given are all by man. Not one of these creatures would use these terms to identify themselves. By developing relations with a beast, it is easy to see that they prefer a specific name to answer to. We are in many ways very similar to these animals. Shameful be the one would belittles these creatures.


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