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Default New Christian Spanking Trends: Husbands 'Discipline' Wives - 06-29-2013, 03:13 PM



"Abnormal, a horrible cancerous tumor in the body of society, homosexuals are perverts, whose sexual drive the Devil has used as his strongest weapon against God. A person cannot be a Christian and a homosexual at the same time, homosexuality is chosen, not inborn, and everybody can be set free and delivered."

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Default Re: New Christian Spanking Trends: Husbands 'Discipline' Wives - 07-03-2013, 08:51 AM

Christian Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) approves Christian Domestic Discipline, and we are also providing legal help for men who get in trouble for it.
At 2:10 in the video, the reporter suggested that you should ask psychologists, but don't do that! CCHR have conducted elaborous research about the dangers of psychology and neuropsychiatry. Millions of Americans are subscribed to addictive and mind-altering psychiatric drugs for problems that are better solved with spanking.
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Default Re: New Christian Spanking Trends: Husbands 'Discipline' Wives - 07-03-2013, 12:05 PM

I gave my wife my ass tanning this morning she won't forget.
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Default Re: New Christian Spanking Trends: Husbands 'Discipline' Wives - 07-04-2013, 04:27 AM

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I gave my wife my ass tanning this morning she won't forget.
Send me some pics next time. I collect them to use in teaching Sunday School. My email link is at the bottom of my signature.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: New Christian Spanking Trends: Husbands 'Discipline' Wives - 07-26-2013, 11:57 PM

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Default Re: New Christian Spanking Trends: Husbands 'Discipline' Wives - 07-27-2013, 12:08 AM

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oh. my. God..
Exodus 20:7 "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

C'mon, even the Catholics know that bit, for Christ's sake.


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Default Re: New Christian Spanking Trends: Husbands 'Discipline' Wives - 04-29-2014, 10:05 PM

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Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey would love to attend your sunday classes in that case , if you know what I mean ?
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Default Re: New Christian Spanking Trends: Husbands 'Discipline' Wives - 05-10-2014, 05:45 AM

This is a great way to maintain a Godly household...and it also works great on the college room mates that are renting a couple rooms in my house.


Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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