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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 05-06-2014, 02:45 AM

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I have on my screen a wonderful image of all God's creatures after the Flood emerging on the cleansed flatness of the God's Creation - the Earth.



It shows in beautiful detail how wrong the evil looter "scientists" are, as this image shows without doubt that men and dinosaurs co-existed and that birds are not dinosaur offspring (there are no bird babies with the dinosaurs as you can see). I have used this picture when homeschooling my boys in the Creation science classes (I will probably replace them with Bible Study as some Godly True Christians advised me to do so).

It was also a joy to see the other Godly backgrounds of you True Christians.

Bless you all and thank you for your kindness (1 Samuel 20:14).

Yours (in tears (of joy)),

Elmer

Awesome, brother! But please explain - how come the Bible doesn't mention them dinosaurs when they survived on board Noah's ark? And how did Noah manage to feed all those big species of dinos?
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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 05-06-2014, 03:16 AM

Dear Ms. Herodias,


Thank you for your nice questions. Please, post also an introduction in the proper Forum so that everybady can meet you and get to know you. Now, regarding your questions:
  1. Dinosaurs ARE mentioned in the KJV, please, check Job 40:15-19.
  2. A secular scientist has determined with the science of baraminology that not all fossil species of dinosaurs were on the Ark but only 8 created kinds (Senter P. 2011. J. Evol. Biol. 24: 2197-2216). Plenty of room!
  3. Dinosaurs were not adults when they were born. They began their lives as eggs, on to juveniles, etc. Plenty of room!
It was nice to get to know you and answer your questions!



Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 05-06-2014, 10:16 AM

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