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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 01-23-2014, 11:18 PM

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.. ..Some of these churches are welcoming bastards, and goths, and wiccans, and homersexuals, and people who have divorced and remarried, and people wearing mixed-fabric clothing, and any number of other abominations within their walls! They do not follow ALL of the Word of God!
I have a question about my appropriate clothing. If I am wearing linen, which is quite comfortable at this time of year, and it starts to rain (I will be busy outdoors over the next few days) is it OK to put on a wool raincoat?

The weatherproofing supplied is made from PVC. Should I remove my linen (100%) or cotton (also 100% as commanded by God) clothes before putting on the raincoat? Alternatively I could just wear PVC garments but I've found them to be rather hot (in the sun when it isn't raining).

http://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/22-11.htm
The NIV goes out of its way to add the word "woven" and since the PVC weather protection is all PVC and my cotton and linen stuff is all 100% cotton (or linen) can I get around God's Just Law somehow? Next I checked out the "original Latin"

http://biblehub.com/kjv-stu/deuteronomy/22.htm
I have some Jewish friends who seem well read in this subject and I asked them about that passage. They said that it only referred to a specific type of fabric but they all have brain daleks so I really should seek Pastoral advice or advice from the deaconess

Here is another source of confusion. Not only does the NIV add the word "woven" (which my friends said was not explicit in their language) but many other heretical translations too as follows:
.NIV ····· woven together
.NLT ····· woven together
.ESV ····· mixed together
.NASB ··· mixed
.KJV ····· divers sorts
.HCSB ··· clothes made of both wool and linen
.ISV ······ mixed
.NET ····· meshed
.GW® ··· woven
.Jubilee · mixture
.KJ2000 · different sorts
.AKJV ···· divers sorts
.ASV ····· mingled
.D-R ····· woven
.Darby ·· mixed material + woven
.RV ······ mingled
.WBT ···· divers sorts
.WEB ···· mixed stuff
.YLT ······ mixed

I know what "divers" means and it would seem that wearing a wool, or PVC, or nylon coat over cotton, or linen (or silk or rayon for that matter) DOES contravene God's Just Law.

What should I do?
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 01-23-2014, 11:33 PM

The good pastors can help you on that, but until then do not risk hell.

How many women have ended in hell for the thrills of a mixed fibers lacy underwear?

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-20-2014, 12:38 AM

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The good pastors can help you on that, but until then do not risk hell.

How many women have ended in hell for the thrills of a mixed fibers lacy underwear?

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Underwear can send you to Hell? Sweet Zombie Jesus, we're all doomed...
Yep, all of you fabric mixers are doomed.

You can still repent, though. Maybe you could start by finding your way to the Introduction Forum and posting a proper introduction thread?
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-20-2014, 01:39 AM

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Underwear can send you to Hell? Sweet Zombie Jesus, we're all doomed...
That is not what Mr Light posted.
It is not the garment but what it's made from.
Jesus made the world and everything in it John 1:3 context so obviously He knows everything about what is an abomination and what is not.

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DEUTERONOMY 22
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Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

KJV .. look up . context
Satan has got his minions, whether they know it or not, running around in blended fabrics, polyester/cotton, wool/silk/linen, linen/cotton, cotton/hemp, rayon/lycra, vinyl & rubber spun together into the most dreadful garments you've ever seen; no Christian woman would ever wear a zentai suit. Not even a grey metallic one with fuchsia accessories and a sable gilet.

The reason is because zentai suits necessarily require at least two different fibres to stretch in all directions and fit properly, and in the case of metallic fabric there is obviously extra metal thread included. Not in accordance with Deuteronomy is it.

I hope that is helpful.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 10-08-2014, 12:49 PM

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Some of these churches are welcoming bastards, and goths, and wiccans, and homersexuals, and people who have divorced and remarried, and people wearing mixed-fabric clothing, and any number of other abominations within their walls! They do not follow ALL of the Word of God!
Ummmmm I really don't understand why churches shouldn't welcome sinners to them. Isn't our whole mission on this earth to get people into heaven and to understand that they don't have to go to hell because Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Just because a person doesn't follow the word of god means they can come into a church. The church is there to help people learn about god and the bible.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 10-08-2014, 01:00 PM

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Ummmmm I really don't understand why churches shouldn't welcome sinners to them. Isn't our whole mission on this earth to get people into heaven and to understand that they don't have to go to hell because Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Just because a person doesn't follow the word of god means they can come into a church. The church is there to help people learn about god and the bible.
What's this "our" stuff? God is clear that Christians are not to associate with nonbelievers AT ALL. Have you actually read Tha Bible?

START HERE if you like.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 10-08-2014, 01:28 PM

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Ummmmm I really don't understand why churches shouldn't welcome sinners to them. Isn't our whole mission on this earth to get people into heaven and to understand that they don't have to go to hell because Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Just because a person doesn't follow the word of god means they can come into a church. The church is there to help people learn about god and the bible.
Nonsense. The Bible is meant to be read. It speaks for Itself. Knowing what is written in the Bible is how one learns about God. Church is for worshiping. The Lord is very particular about how He wants to be worshiped.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Ummmmm I really don't understand why churches shouldn't welcome sinners to them. Isn't our whole mission on this earth to get people into heaven and to understand that they don't have to go to hell because Jesus died on the cross for their sins? Just because a person doesn't follow the word of god means they can come into a church. The church is there to help people learn about god and the bible.
Ridiculous. I suggest you read up on 2 Chronicles 23:16-21, especially verse 19. Becoming a Christian nation means putting guards at the churches to prevent heathens and unclean people from getting in. Of course, if you were Christian you would've known this as you would've read the Bible. Instead you choose to lie about God. God explained to you what to believe, you don't have to make things up, just do as He told you.

2 Chronicles 23:16-21
16 And Jehoiada made a covenant between him, and between all the people, and between the king, that they should be the LORD'S people. 17 Then all the people went to the house of Baal, and brake it down, and brake his altars and his images in pieces, and slew Mattan the priest of Baal before the altars. 18 Also Jehoiada appointed the offices of the house of the LORD by the hand of the priests the Levites, whom David had distributed in the house of the LORD, to offer the burnt offerings of the LORD, as it is written in the law of Moses, with rejoicing and with singing, as it was ordained by David. 19 And he set the porters at the gates of the house of the LORD, that none which was unclean in any thing should enter in. 20 And he took the captains of hundreds, and the nobles, and the governors of the people, and all the people of the land, and brought down the king from the house of the LORD: and they came through the high gate into the king's house, and set the king upon the throne of the kingdom. 21 And all the people of the land rejoiced: and the city was quiet, after that they had slain Athaliah with the sword.


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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Should I remove my linen (100%) or cotton (also 100% as commanded by God) clothes before putting on the raincoat?
No. You can wear 100% anything over 100% anything. The point is that you can't wear anything less than 100%
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No. You can wear 100% anything over 100% anything. The point is that you can't wear anything less than 100%
Dear Demosfen, you seem to have failed to understand what Miss Mitza had in mind. You should read her post again, because it is, in fact, very insightful.


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Dear Demosfen, you seem to have failed to understand what Miss Mitza had in mind. You should read her post again, because it is, in fact, very insightful.
I agree. If I wore a latex zentai suit underneath any wool item, especically one "adorned" with linen hobbles or crochet alpaca pompoms (such as are available for the dubstep abomination or at Osaka noise debauches) I would be deserving of immediate death by chopping and subsequent torture forever.

Karl Lagerfeld probably considers this unimportant but Christians know what really IS important because we read The Bible.

Why do heathens hate God? Satan is the answer and he does NOT have our best interests in mind. Very much the reverse.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 11-16-2014, 06:32 PM

We are not a cult but the godliest church!


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 11-16-2014, 07:33 PM

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"We"? Who is this "we" you speak of?


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 11-16-2014, 07:43 PM

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 11-17-2014, 03:36 AM

No, cause I think a cult would kill the member of their congretation for stupid purposes; while Landover baptist on the other hand will sacrifice the blood of their righteous followers to fight for God's interests.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-16-2014, 09:58 PM

Can the members of this church think fod themselves? No, it seems not. Therfore Landover is a cult
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-16-2014, 10:33 PM

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Can the members of this church think fod themselves? No, it seems not. Therefore Landover is a cult
You must be the biggest idiot who has ever been born. We get idiots like you each and every day and we have to rebuke them each and every time. I assure you it takes a lot of thinking to figure out how the idiot of the week is abusing his brain and to figure out how to get that brain to love Jesus Christ. There is a reason all geniuses ever born have been Christians. There is a reason all Atheists have an IQ below 40.

If your microscopic brain can handle it you should read this: Why a former atheist professor now believes faith is for smart people.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-17-2014, 01:29 AM

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Wonder all you want Mr Terrorist. We know all about you plot to blow up our church Mr Bin Ladin.


Sorry. I couldn't help myself. It just seemed so fitting right there.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-17-2014, 01:34 AM

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Sorry. I couldn't help myself. It just seemed so fitting right there.
I don't get it, but now I suspect you're a terrorist.


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