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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,647 6.48%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,538 9.99%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 868 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,570 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,189 20.42%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,848 11.21%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,540 17.87%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,204 4.74%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 260 1.02%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 237 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,771 6.97%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,911 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 824 3.24%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 2 0.01%
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Scientology by a long shot. The flying spaghetti monster is a joke religion, so nobody should take that seriously.
Scientology is exceedingly dumb. How anybody who could believe in the garbage in Dianetics is beyond me.
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They are all just as bad, they are all false religions. What GOD says about false faith: 1 Timothy 4:1 (false religions=doctrines of devils) 2 Peter 2:1 (We have plenty of them, including those liebrals) Romans 16:17 (See?) 2 Corinthians 11:13-15 (False Christians) Revelation 20:4 (Satanism) Mark 13:22 (Reminds you of anything?) Matthew 7:15 (Preachers of false religions) Exodus 20:3-6 (Very, very exciplit. Only God and nobody else) Colossians 3:5 (hindoos) 1 Corinthians 10:14 (Again) Leviticus 19:4 (And yet again)

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I want your opinion, my friends!: what is worst an atheist or a catholic?

my family is catholic and I have atheist friends, Im confused!!!
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I want your opinion, my friends!: what is worst an atheist or a catholic?

my family is catholic and I have atheist friends, Im confused!!!
Mary-worshiping papists are no different than atheists. They both mock God, they both embrace child molestation and perversion, and they both have a special place in hell reserved for them.
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Mary-worshiping papists are no different than atheists. They both mock God, they both embrace child molestation and perversion, and they both have a special place in hell reserved for them.

That's a shame but if is that the God's plan, I just will see from the heaven how much my family and friends burn in hell
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That's a shame but if is that the God's plan, I just will see from the heaven how much my family and friends burn in hell
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That's a shame but if is that the God's plan, I just will see from the heaven how much my family and friends burn in hell
You can laugh at them right along with God!

(Psalms 2:4) "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision."

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You can laugh at them right along with God!

(Psalms 2:4) "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision."


wow! that could be Glorious!! I hope that to happend!!!
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On the original topic:

There's no hierarchy in hell!
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Us Catholics don't worship Mary. We honor and respect her because she's the Mother of God.
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Us Catholics don't worship Mary. We honor and respect her because she's the Mother of God.
You pray to her. How is that different from worshiping?

From a Catholic website:

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Turn then, most gracious Advocate, thine eyes of mercy toward us, And after this our exile, show unto us the blessed fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
O clement, O loving, O sweet Virgin Mary! Pray for us, O Holy Mother of God, That we may be made worthy of the promises of Christ...

Holy Mary,
help those in need,
give strength to the weak,
comfort the sorrowful,
pray for God's people,
assist the clergy,
intercede for religious...
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1. reverent honor and homage paid to God or a sacred personage, or to any object regarded as sacred.
2. formal or ceremonious rendering of such honor and homage: They attended worship this morning.
3. adoring reverence or regard: excessive worship of business success.
4. the object of adoring reverence or regard.
5. ( initial capital letter ) British . a title of honor used in addressing or mentioning certain magistrates and others of high rank or station (usually preceded by Your, His, or Her ).
verb (used with object), wor·shiped, wor·ship·ing or ( especially British ) wor·shipped, wor·ship·ping.
6. to render religious reverence and homage to.
7. to feel an adoring reverence or regard for (any person or thing).

verb (used without object), wor·shiped, wor·ship·ing or ( especially British ) wor·shipped, wor·ship·ping.
8. to render religious reverence and homage, as to a deity.
9. to attend services of divine worship.
10. to feel an adoring reverence or regard.
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Typo for she was? Or do you really believe her to be immortal?
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Typo for she was? Or do you really believe her to be immortal?
Well, they do pray to her, Mrs. Hun, so they are either a) so stupid to think that she is somehow immortal/undead, or b) so stupid that they pray to a dead corpse. I dunno which one of these two options is worse.

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Well, they do pray to her, Mrs. Hun, so they are either a) so stupid to think that she is somehow immortal/undead, or b) so stupid that they pray to a dead corpse. I dunno which one of these two options is worse. -.
Makes no difference in the end, as either way they are "so stupid".

They can't be taking her too seriously though, if they talk about "her" and "she" without capital letters.
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Bolded the pertinent bits.
Don't you know that respect and honor and different than worship?
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Typo for she was? Or do you really believe her to be immortal?
Ever heard of the Assumption of Mary?
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Don't you know that respect and honor and different than worship?
As the dictionary says, once you bring the "religious" bit into it, there is no difference.

So no response to Mrs. E's pointing out the PRAYERS TO MARY?

Allow me to revisit one of them:

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Prayer to Mary, Our Lady of Walsingham

O Mary, recall the solemn moment when Jesus,
your divine Son, dying on the Cross,
confided us to your maternal care.
You are our Mother, we desire ever to remain your devout children.
Let us therefore feel the effects of your powerful intercession with Jesus Christ.
make your Name again glorious in the shrine once renowned throughout England by your visits, favours, and many miracles.
Pray, O holy Mother of God, for the conversion of England, restoration of the sick, consolation for the afflicted, repentance of sinners, peace to the departed.
O blessed Mary, Mother of God, our Lady of Walsingham, intercede for us.
Amen.
Now why don't you go and check your Bible to see what it says about Mary's "intercession" with Jesus? Or what it says about her being immortal? Or what it says about her also being immaculately conceived? Or what it says about her rising to Heaven?
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