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Old 11-01-2012, 07:01 AM
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dear His girl, I hope that your marriage is going better and better. I red that you asked if discipline really hurts so much. it does, my dear. But it is worth. if you feel sad, or overwhelmed, prey the Lord, and think on how god is to have an happy marriage. I always wonder when I will be in my 70s, still happily married and duly submitted to my beloved Eddie...
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I'm new to this forum and I know this thread says MEN ONLY but I'm hoping one of you Godly men can help me.

I'm a woman who needs to be spanked. I need the direction and discipline of a man, however, my husband does not offer it.

Would one of you be willing to give me the spankings and discipline I deserve? I will obey your direction.

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I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

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We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.
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This Valentines Day, let's remember that obedience and submissiveness is the most attractive quality a wife can give her husband. Let's not make him work too hard, ladies.




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This Valentines Day, let's remember that obedience and submissiveness is the most attractive quality a wife can give her husband. Let's not make him work too hard, ladies.




I have used many of your lessons on this forum in my relationship Mary and things are going great thank you for the advice I wish I would have listened sooner!
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There's nothing wrong with teaching them right from wrong. Me being a very softhearted mother however, I have NEVER spanked my son and he's 3. Yet, he still listens to everything I say. I've found time-outs and loss of privileges to be very effective. *As much as I hate to even do that.* I don't believe parents necessarily have to use corporal punishment to get their children to listen.
Not all children are the same.
For some children 'time-outs' work for others it doesn't.
For some children 'loss of privileges ' work for others it doesn't.
For some children 'spanking' work for others it doesn't.
Children do not all respond to the same form of discipline.

I tried all the so called 'acceptable' forms of discipline and ended up with an argumentative , angry and disrespectful 13 yr old son that is living with friends because he is abusive to me.

I'm not saying the way you discipline is wrong for you but things could have been much better for my son if I had given his bare bottom some good beatings while he was still young enough for it to be legal.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Like children, wives require a strong hand, paddle, riding crop, bullwhip, or cattle prod, and they require it often. Some of my CCD peers believe in using capsaicin cream to increase the burn from a paddling. I say why stop there? Police use pepper spray on minorities daily with little to no complications. So instead of smearing a dab of watered down cream on the missus' derriere, I douse her backside with a blast a bear spray before applying the old domestic discipline. Her demeanor has never been better!
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I sense an air of sadism on this thread mixed with just a hint of uncomforting domestic violence / abuse.... Whats even more discerning is the fact you people actually believe this ["INTERESTING CONCEPT"] who comes up with this? Women are inferior to men??? said no woman ever i am a married man with a great relationship and i can assure you my wife has more than the mental capacity to make sound decisions without the childish notion of spanking. Religion is a problem not all but most there is a huge amount of evil that goes on under the justification of "Religion" i mean ["POOPY"] its started war since religion has been documented. I'm not religious just appalled at this thread all together. What a way to set women's rights back about 60 years. And to any of you so called "God Fearing Men" if you have to threaten to raise a hand to your wife or girlfriend to "keep them in check" you don't deserve them probably insecure and frankly your a ["SWEET KITTEN LIKE CREATURE"]. I wish you could all take an unbiased and brain washed step back and look at how ridiculous this all sounds. Any women involved in this abusive type relationship take my advice get the hell out of there you dont deserve this abuse and certainly don't need it. That's my rant like it or not i wont be back to this miserable waste of internet space....

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That's my rant like it or not i wont be back to this miserable waste of internet space....
Don't worry, we are used to it.

Look, it's very simple. We follow to the Bible and to the letter. What does the Bible teach us about women? A LOT. Here are some choice verses that you obviously haven't read about what God says about women....not us, we just follow His word;

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Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord
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ever stop and think the bible is just another work of fiction like many other books written???and more over try and read this crap to the deputy sheriff that comes to arrest you for domestic violence see if it sways his opinion on you or better yet cite some of it to the judge presiding over your case im sure he will say something like " Oh, Well in the name of religion then its just fine" we are the socially enlightened and you as a group are still in the dark ages if im to burn in hell at least i will burn in hell with a clear conscious.
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ever stop and think the bible is just another work of fiction like many other books written???
Never. Why you ask? Here is your answer;

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

Also, you make the claim that I beat my wife. I do not. I have no reason too, she's read the scriptures and she knows her place. She is a shining example of a True Christian™ wife.
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What a way to set women's rights back about 60 years.
Thank you dear! While that's still 1940 years of "progressivism" we need to address to get back to Biblical Standards of Morality, still, a thousand mile journey begins with one step.

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ever stop and think the bible is just another work of fiction like many other books written???and more over try and read this crap to the deputy sheriff that comes to arrest you for domestic violence see if it sways his opinion on you or better yet cite some of it to the judge presiding over your case im sure he will say something like " Oh, Well in the name of religion then its just fine" we are the socially enlightened and you as a group are still in the dark ages if im to burn in hell at least i will burn in hell with a clear conscious.
One of the nice things about living in Freehold is that we don't have to wait for an entire state to adopt a Religious Freedom Restoration Act like they have in Georgia (link to angry liberal source to show the kind of propaganda God-mockers use against Jesus). If a True Christian™ man has a legitimate concern for his wife's physical and spiritual well-being, and if his kindly verbal prompting isn't sufficient for her sinful nature to control the impulses of her flesh, then the Good Lord has provided a stronger incentive for the rebellious mind in the physical message. There's nothing wrong with discipline when done in Love and Honor, as defined by the Holy Bible. Why do you hate love and honor? Why do you fear self-discipline and order?
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and more over try and read this crap to the deputy sheriff that comes to arrest you for domestic violence see if it sways his opinion on you
So, How, exactly, does punishing your subordinates (Wife & brat kids) equate to domestic violence?
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Brothers in Christ. A shy sister approached me with a very unusual problem. She said she found her child practicing kissing on this fake rubber mouth. Kissing is what whores do! I'm at a loss as to what would be an appropriate punishment. Do you have any advice?
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I think that we need a little context with this. I have not seen such a thing before and I do spend a lot of time going through the pages of articles that bring one nearer to intense spiritual joy.

However, kissing is a complex matter.

The child’s father could be near to death:

Ge:27:26: And his father Isaac said unto him, Come near now, and kiss me, my son.

Or he might have a Golden Calf in his workshop
Ho:13:2: And now they sin more and more, and have made them molten images of their silver, and idols according to their own understanding, all of it the work of the craftsmen: they say of them, Let the men that sacrifice kiss the calves.

Or he could be an informer for the atheists or catholics:
M't:26:48: Now he that betrayed him gave them a sign, saying, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is he: hold him fast.

But it is equally possible that he simply hopes to improve his technique when it comes to greeting fellow Christians

1Pe:5:14: Greet ye one another with a kiss of charity. Peace be with you all that are in Christ Jesus. Amen.

We have all had that handshake that feels like a dead catfish being placed in your palm from someone with a weak grim and an unhealthy complexion.

If you are going to go about following Peter’s word, then it makes sense to practice.

Oh, wait... as I look closer, I see the lips are apart… well, perhaps it’s one of those things “Made in China” they never seem to get things quite right… Perhaps Landover should be producing these things, but with closed lips.

I’m sure they’d sell well – there’s obviously a market.
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