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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 57 0.28%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 20,056 99.72%
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-27-2013, 09:46 PM

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I do not like being treated like a princess. Not like a real one and not like a fairy tale one.

God dictates how everything should be done, but no one will call him a control-freak, because they fear him. But people will always be able to dictate to the weaker, because those cannot fight back. I'm not someone who dictates how stuff should be done, but to think about how it could have been done.

What I lack is trust in humans. If I cannot trust humans, I cannot trust a human-made object that claims to be the word of the Creator. I am not the only one who doesn't trust people though.

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If you cannot grasp that God tells us His Word is His Word in His Word, then I can't really help you. You are simply implacable. You are in fact mentioned thrice in this verse as those condemned to hell:

You expect God to put on a magic show for you? Where would there be any faith required to believe that?
Faith isn't always correct. I can have faith in humanity and then lose it when I see how many atrocities are happening because of humans.

Anyway, I hope that there is more to Heaven for you people than just to sit and praise all day. Sounds like a boring existence. Good luck to you all.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-27-2013, 10:29 PM

Shocking case of scientitis if I have ever seen it.

Too bad she was asexual, though - I'm sure a lot of guys hear would have desired her...



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Cool Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-28-2013, 12:28 AM

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I do not like being treated like a princess. Not like a real one and not like a fairy tale one.

God dictates how everything should be done, but no one will call him a control-freak, because they fear him. But people will always be able to dictate to the weaker, because those cannot fight back. I'm not someone who dictates how stuff should be done, but to think about how it could have been done.

What I lack is trust in humans. If I cannot trust humans, I cannot trust a human-made object that claims to be the word of the Creator. I am not the only one who doesn't trust people though.



Faith isn't always correct. I can have faith in humanity and then lose it when I see how many atrocities are happening because of humans.

Anyway, I hope that there is more to Heaven for you people than just to sit and praise all day. Sounds like a boring existence. Good luck to you all.

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While we tire of blowhards such as you, we tolerate you in the hopes you see the Truth about God.

God is far from a control freak. No person is forced to do as He says. As a True Christian™, a person is fully aware that they have a choice, many choices in fact. An atheist on the other hand, has much fewer choices. Sad really, to be narrow minded, living in a closed off environment.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-28-2013, 01:21 AM

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While we tire of blowhards such as you, we tolerate you in the hopes you see the Truth about God.

God is far from a control freak. No person is forced to do as He says. As a True Christian™, a person is fully aware that they have a choice, many choices in fact. An atheist on the other hand, has much fewer choices. Sad really, to be narrow minded, living in a closed off environment.
The only thing I have seen is the truth about the Bible, starting with the day I began reading from it and scratching my head while reading most parts of Genesis. But this forum sure fleshes out all that is creepy in the Bible. No wonder that the Bible has produced so many atheists...

You are forced to follow God, in that: if you do not do as he says, you will go to hell. To whom does Hell belong? To God himself and that's where all who just simply cannot feel the will to believe in the Bible would go!



It's similar to a case in which a stronger guy than you (who has killed your family) is pushing you near a pit and telling you "You either side with me, or I will throw you into this pit, or you can jump into the pit yourself. And once you side with me, you will be massaging my feet daily and cooking my food and doing all my housework with no time for yourself or others, for the rest of your days."
If you'd not accept to bow to that person, due to him killing your family, then you'd jump in the pit just to show that you do not agree with him killing your family. You would do that because that was what you felt you had to do, even though you lose all you have left.
If you'd accept to become a slave for the one who had killed your family, it means you have felt that was what you had to do out of fear, even though you did care about your family.
I see neither choice as right or wrong in this case though. It all comes down to what the person feels is the right choice for himself/herself only.

This only works if the Bible is 100% true and God really is this way. This does not include the possibility that God has never communicated with humans, or that he did but his words have been altered to fit certain people's needs.

An atheist doesn't just doubt the Bible. An atheist doubts the existence of a Creator altogether. All I doubt is the veracity of the Bible.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-28-2013, 01:39 AM

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You promised us that before. But you can't trust lying heathens to keep their word.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-29-2013, 08:26 AM

Men and women are meant to get married and then have children. It's quite obvious that asexuality is sinful. How do children come out of asexuality?
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-29-2013, 08:30 AM

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How do children come out of asexuality?
In these Godly United States, this happens once out of every 200 pregnancies.



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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 01-26-2014, 05:27 PM

I'd rather be asexual girl than a baby factory.

Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them. Want the human race die off?
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 01-26-2014, 05:28 PM

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I'd rather be asexual girl than a baby factory.

Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them. Want the human race die off?
Having babies = the human race dying off?

Wow, you atheists and your logic.



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I'd rather be asexual girl than a baby factory...
Oh, how shocking.

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What Mary said. Logic ain't your strong point, is it?


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 01-26-2014, 05:52 PM

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I'd rather be asexual girl than a baby factory.

Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them. Want the human race die off?
And we'd rather have newcomers make a proper introduction in the correct section before going full retard and polluting our forum

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I'd rather be asexual girl than a baby factory.

Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them. Want the human race die off?
What are you, a hunchback or something?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 01-26-2014, 07:36 PM

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I'd rather be asexual girl than a baby factory.

Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them. Want the human race die off?
Why do you hate babies so much?
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Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them.. ..
Why do you hate babies so much?
I was shocked to read what she wrote. Children are WEAPONS. We are at WAR. Satan doesn't care how many lives he wastes attacking Jesus. He knows his demons are expendable tools to be used and thrown away. Satan will occupy children and use them to deny God just as readily as he'll occupy an adult to rant and rail against Salvation. It's pointless of course.
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Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
4 As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.
5 Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
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By rejecting God's standard she is depriving her husband of weapons. When the demons attack or their master subverts state education to indoctrinate children, how will The Church fight back without weapons?
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 01-27-2014, 02:48 PM

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Men and women are meant to get married and then have children. It's quite obvious that asexuality is sinful. How do children come out of asexuality?
So...nuns and priests are actually sinful ? Interesting.
Besides, Paul disagrees with you. According to him, celibacy is superior to marriage.
Don't worry about the human specie, there will always be enough cattle for reproduction.
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So...nuns and priests are actually sinful ? Interesting.
Besides, Paul disagrees with you. According to him, celibacy is superior to marriage.
Don't worry about the human specie, there will always be enough cattle for reproduction.
You think human babies come from COWS?



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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 01-27-2014, 02:57 PM

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So...nuns and priests are actually sinful ? Interesting.
Yes, because they're Catholics, and Catholics aren't Christians.

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This was addressed in the OP.

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The human species is the most important species on earth.

Gen 1:27-28 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.


Gen 6:6-7 And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 01-27-2014, 03:01 PM

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Do you know the "metaphor" word ?
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Who are you, Socrates? Do you always answer a question with a question?



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Who are you, Socrates? Do you always answer a question with a question?

People do that when they're stalling for time. It means she doesn't really know.

So much for public [include-everyone-even-animals-in-sex-education] education.


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