Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-25-2014, 03:32 AM
Only countries filled with Mexicans like Brazil have giant Jesus statues. If we got one in Freehold we might as well start wearing sombreros, driving low riders and taking siestas during the most profitable time of day. In my opinion we have too many Mexicans as it is. Pastor Zeke's charitable project to train the next Menudo has tripled the number of young hairless Mexican boys in town and required us to hire more police. If we built a giant Jesus we might as well change the sign at the border from "Freehold, unsaved unwelcome!" To "Des Moines, the Mexico of Iowa."
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.