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Default Freehold Public Library Not Accepting Tainted Money From Atheists. - 01-11-2014, 05:12 PM

Notice to Freehold Citizens: The Freehold Public Library will not accept donations of any kind from atheists.

This decision results from a new nation-wide initiative by atheists to make nice with True Christians™. They will not get away with it.

I was so proud to see a Mayor near Chicago give an atheist shcmuck the bird when the athiest tried to give his library a donation. What do those atheists take us for, fools?

Unfortunately, a socialist food pantry accepted the money. We have no food pantry in Freehold, so citizens may rest assured this tainted money will not find its way here.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/at...pantry-112433/


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Freehold Public Library Not Accepting Tainted Money From Atheists. - 01-11-2014, 05:38 PM

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Notice to Freehold Citizens: The Freehold Public Library will not accept donations of any kind from atheists.
It was most wise of you to rebuke them on that half disguised trap. For it is clear what they want for their money, our asses.

Genesis 43:18 And the men were afraid, because they were brought into Joseph's house; and they said, Because of the money that was returned in our sacks at the first time are we brought in; that he may seek occasion against us, and fall upon us, and take us for bondmen, and our asses.

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Default Re: Freehold Public Library Not Accepting Tainted Money From Atheists. - 01-11-2014, 06:31 PM

Thank you Brother Mayor, for maintaining a zero-tolerance policy against demons and their influences in our fair city! There's no telling what kind of demonic infestation might come from atheist money, and I don't think there is anything money could buy that would make it worth introducing demons into our homes.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Freehold Public Library Not Accepting Tainted Money From Atheists. - 01-11-2014, 07:50 PM

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And thou shalt take no gift: for the gift blindeth the wise, and perverteth the words of the righteous. - Exodus 23:8-13
The donors would expect something in return. They see the growing influence of LBC and they want us to take a more liberal stance on gay and pro-life issues. They envy the brilliancy displayed on this Godly forums and they want to buy themselves into it. Do you know who the puppet masters in this game are? They think they can buy everything, that's their mentality.


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The donors would expect something in return. They see the growing influence of LBC and they want us to take a more liberal stance on gay and pro-life issues. They envy the brilliancy displayed on this Godly forums and they want to buy themselves into it. Do you know who the puppet masters in this game are? They think they can buy everything, that's their mentality.

But they cannot buy our asses.

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Default Re: Freehold Public Library Not Accepting Tainted Money From Atheists. - 01-12-2014, 12:04 AM

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But they cannot buy our asses.

PRAISE THE LORD!
PRAISE THE LORD, indeed.

Can't you just see one of the rich atheists at a Freehold Public Library Board meeting, "I'm so happy to donate to the Freehold Public Library. By the way, there is a great new book about about how to be a good Christian. It's written by a devout Christian named, Richard Dawkins. Do you mind if I put one out on the shelf?"


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Freehold Public Library Not Accepting Tainted Money From Atheists. - 01-12-2014, 12:09 AM

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PRAISE THE LORD, indeed.

Can't you just see them at one of our Library Board meetings, "We are so happy to donate to the Freehold Public Library. By the way, there is a great new book about about how to be a good Christian. It's written by a Christian named, Richard Dawkins. Do you mind if I put one out on the shelf?"
They should be so lucky!

For forewarned is forearmed and we forget not the Bible.

1 Samuel 8:16 And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work.

No satanic worshiper will get his devilish mittens in freehold.

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Default Re: Freehold Public Library Not Accepting Tainted Money From Atheists. - 01-12-2014, 12:21 AM

This fills me with great joy. Like Sister Mary, I suspect the money might have been tainted with demonic dust, and could have caused possession sort of like a contact buzz at a satanic concert such as lezbean Melissa Etheridge or Mealy Cyrass. GLORY TO OUR LORD and thank you, Mayor. I know your citizens appreciate you.


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This fills me with great joy. Like Sister Mary, I suspect the money might have been tainted with demonic dust, and could have caused possession sort of like a contact buzz at a satanic concert such as lezbean Melissa Etheridge or Mealy Cyrass. GLORY TO OUR LORD and thank you, Mayor. I know your citizens appreciate you.
Yes sister Naomi, we still remember your misfortune when you were made to snort demonic dust.

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Default Re: Freehold Public Library Not Accepting Tainted Money From Atheists. - 01-12-2014, 04:19 AM

Like the bible says they are all fools. Psalm 14:1
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