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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-24-2013, 05:52 PM

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If you want the real thing. learn latin, William Calley...
Why? So he could read another yet another Catholic mistranslation of the original?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-24-2013, 07:52 PM

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If you want the real thing. learn latin, William Calley.
News flash: Neither New nor Old Testament were originally written in Latin.
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News flash: Neither New nor Old Testament were originally written in Latin.
Neither is in english


Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Neither is in english
Point was that you thought that Latin was. Happy to educate you once again.
However, KJV is the only real Bible made perfect by God.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-25-2013, 04:41 AM

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Neither is in english
What does this have to do with IRELAND???!!!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 11-16-2013, 03:26 AM

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It really sucks to be Irish. To escape from this harsh reality the Irish are even bigger alcoholics than the Russians. It is a miracle that they are still capable of procreating. For most Irishmen the first time they will be sober will be when they arrive in Hell.

Leviticus 10:9 "Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations"
  1. Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, since they started to drink all the whiskey themselves, this market share fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century!
  2. There is an incredible amount of violence in Ireland. Mostly this is between different types of false Christians. I am sure God designed it this way to provide those in Heaven with great entertainment. 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
  3. Ireland is a destination country for women, men, and children trafficked for the purposes of commercial sexual exploitation and forced labor. This is an absolute necessity since the Irish themselves are too drunk to be productive at anything. According to research by the National University of Ireland Galway labor trafficking victims reportedly consist of men and women from Bangladesh, Pakistan, Egypt and the Philippines. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
  4. Some people think an Irish accent sounds really cool. They are wrong. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."
  5. Irish drunks are not only a problem in Ireland. In San Diego for example, the Irish are so drunk and rowdy all the time that the Irish are being forced to live further and further away from the coast every year.
  6. Cars are twice as expensive in Ireland as in other parts of the world since everyone figures the Irish are so drunk that they don't know how much they're actually spending anyway. 1 Samuel 21:15 "Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad man in my presence? shall this fellow come into my house?"
  7. Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton, an Anglo-Irish explorer, was one of the principal figures of Antarctic exploration. He stopped doing useful things once he discovered whiskey tasted even better when it was very cold.
  8. One very unique Irishman was Ernest Walton. He had a rare disease that made it impossible for him to drink alcohol. Unfortunately, instead of spending time on studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible, he wasted his life on winning the 1951 Nobel Prize in Physics. 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
  9. Irish newspapers have no problems with reporting nonsense like that alcohol is completely harmless for babies.
  10. Ireland is not the only country in the world with gays in the government. It is however, the only country where it is against the law to have an opinion against this! Their "Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" effectively outlaws Christians trying to follow the rules of the Holy Bible! Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

All people of Ireland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, Denmark, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.


Filthy piffleing American Baptist scum, how dare you.
Go chew on a few hamburgers maybe wash it down with a 2-litre of coke before you declare war for oil and fire some drones at weak people who've done nothing wrong.
I hope your whole nation burns in hell, or war, whichever comes first you foul primitive smug fat motherpiffleing Yankes.

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Filthy piffleing American Baptist scum, how dare you.
Go chew on a few hamburgers maybe wash it down with a 2-litre of coke before you declare war for oil and fire some drones at weak people who've done nothing wrong.
I hope your whole nation burns in hell, or war, whichever comes first you foul primitive smug fat motherpiffleing Yankes.

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Hello friend!

You seem a little upset. And I'm sure you are a decent man who wouldn't just lash out at innocent people like us, so what seems to be the matter? Did you lose your job? Did your wife kick you out or burn your dinner? Are your children growing up to amount to nothing? Do you feel like you have failed in life, do you feel worthless?

You know Jesus can help you with all of that, why don't you try asking Him for help?


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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Filthy piffleing American Baptist scum, how dare you.
Go chew on a few hamburgers maybe wash it down with a 2-litre of coke before you declare war for oil and fire some drones at weak people who've done nothing wrong.
I hope your whole nation burns in hell, or war, whichever comes first you foul primitive smug fat motherpiffleing Yankes.

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Are you drunk again my little bogtrotting muck-raker, or, has your local priest been diddling you again?

Ireland is an absolute cesspit full of drunken homosexual's and perverts. I should know, I used to live there.

All you mick's are able to do is drink, fight with each other, make bombs to plant in cars and interfere with little children.

But there is someone who can help you, Jesus. By allowing Him to enter you and fill you with His conditional Love you will be spared the horror, agony and humiliation of hell. Time to make a choice Bub, sit with Jesus or be terrorised by Satan and his minions. What's it to be Paddy, it's your choice.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-13-2014, 04:42 AM

You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.

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You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush
I think it is rather rich to accuse us of being psychopaths when the Irish have a well down history of planting bombs and blowing people up (when they aren't drunk or sometimes at the same time).

Why don't you post and introduction and tell us why you hate God so much?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-13-2014, 07:33 PM

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You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.
Reading your rambling I was reminded of two other things excel, blasphemous speaking and sheep bestiality.

JESUS must be so sad when he watches that ill-begotten island of yours...

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-13-2014, 07:36 PM

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You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.


Strong language is never welcome.

Also, you are one more reason that God hates Ireland.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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