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Default Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 03-13-2014, 03:00 PM

Hello Ladies as many of you know being a widow with children is not easy. However, I am happy to report that I have I have completed my CCL (Concealed Carry License) have been allowed by my Pastor and the state of Texas to carry a gun. My father gave me a life membership to the NRA as a gift on my 16th birthday, but he never allowed me to buy a gun. Since his passing and that of my husband, I spoke with my Pastor and he gave me the great news that he would allow me to to learn how to shoot a gun, plus he agreed to have one of the deacons clean it for me .



The Christian Gun store in town is making me this!!!! I cannot wait till it is ready! I am having it inscribed with one of my favorite Godly sayings

The Lord bless thee, and keep thee: Numbers 6:24

Plus I can carry this in my new stoning purse




I would love to know if any of the ladies of Freehold shoot guns and what is their favorite. I must say when I shoot I can feel Gods love run through my body it gives me tingles!




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Default Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 03-13-2014, 09:43 PM

Congratulations TaraAnne.
All I have is a loaded shotgun at the front door for when Mike is away on business. Maybe I should suggest that I need more protection. He will likely reply that I don't need it as we live in a gated community, but that doesn't mean that the boundaries may one day be breached.
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Default Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 03-13-2014, 09:48 PM

My father says I am too stupid for a gun.


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Smile Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 03-14-2014, 12:21 AM

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My father says I am too stupid for a gun.
I have met your father (last summer at the Pastors Fist N' Fish summer cook out and Prayer meeting). He seemed like a wise man. It is good to mind your father.


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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 03-14-2014, 01:51 AM

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My father says I am too stupid for a gun.
Felicity, Isn't it time your father married you off? At 16 you should be pregnant with Christ's little soldiers.
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Default Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 03-14-2014, 04:35 AM

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Felicity, Isn't it time your father married you off? At 16 you should be pregnant with Christ's little soldiers.
....or even very little soldiers? I could provide at least a quiverfull per birthing!
But before I can commit, you'll need to send me a copy of your father's stock portfolio and current bank account balance - then we can talk turkey!


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Default Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 04-28-2014, 05:47 PM

I have a brother Felicity. He's very nice and wise. He's eighteen and looking for a wife so....
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Default Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 05-17-2014, 05:42 PM

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My father says I am too stupid for a gun.
My daddy says the same thing. I am happy I am not the only one that listens to her father Maybe we can be friends


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Hi sweetie! You seem very nice, so why don't you create a thread in the Introduction Forum and tell us a bit about yourself? (There are instructions on the top of that page, and they are meant to be followed).
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Default Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 05-18-2014, 03:36 PM

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Hi sweetie! You seem very nice, so why don't you create a thread in the Introduction Forum and tell us a bit about yourself? (There are instructions on the top of that page, and they are meant to be followed).
I just did, thank you .


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Default Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 04-28-2014, 10:38 PM

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Hello Ladies as many of you know being a widow with children is not easy. However, I am happy to report that I have I have completed my CCL (Concealed Carry License) have been allowed by my Pastor and the state of Texas to carry a gun. My father gave me a life membership to the NRA as a gift on my 16th birthday, but he never allowed me to buy a gun. Since his passing and that of my husband, I spoke with my Pastor and he gave me the great news that he would allow me to to learn how to shoot a gun, plus he agreed to have one of the deacons clean it for me .



The Christian Gun store in town is making me this!!!! I cannot wait till it is ready! I am having it inscribed with one of my favorite Godly sayings

The Lord bless thee, and keep thee: Numbers 6:24

Plus I can carry this in my new stoning purse




I would love to know if any of the ladies of Freehold shoot guns and what is their favorite. I must say when I shoot I can feel Gods love run through my body it gives me tingles!
Congratulations, Tara Ann! I do not own a gun and have never fired one either. But I do love that stoning purse! Where can I get one? Also, what kind/size of stones/rocks do you suggest?


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Default Re: Happy Day!! Shopping spree - 04-29-2014, 02:29 AM

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Big enough to do this to a homer, or uppity nigra! However, be careful you dont want your purse to look like it is full of rocks. I usually go down by my creek to fetch the smoothest stone. No need to have bulges.

However, I do not have to carry that many stones now that I have my equalizer!!!

You can get a good stoning purse anywhere. I should have made mine but it caught my eye.




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Big enough to do this to a homer, or uppity nigra! However, be careful you dont want your purse to look like it is full of rocks. I usually go down by my creek to fetch the smoothest stone. No need to have bulges.

However, I do not have to carry that many stones now that I have my equalizer!!!

You can get a good stoning purse anywhere. I should have made mine but it caught my eye.
Ladies, please.
How can any True Christian Lady get around to doing anything if she doesn't have a gun or a batch of stones?, I would also bring a large Bible to give you inspiration as you do God's work.


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