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  • Justina Thyme
    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2007
    • 1718

    #16
    Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

    Indeed I meant no offense, Mrs, Bowers. But as has been well documented and proven, Christians--even top-notch, True Christians(tm) like yourself--can be prey to these unclean, unholy creatures from hell. That is why I ask that you take the time to read through this list and use it as a general measure, if you will. If there is any other way in which I may be of assistance, please let me know.

    Thank you, and have a blessed and wonderful stay with us.

    Yours in Christ,

    Justina Thyme
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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    • Mrs. Betty Bowers
      Jesus Favorite Christian
      Most Precious in the Sight of Jesus
      • May 2008
      • 27

      #17
      Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

      Inviting me to join the Ladies of Landover is tantamount to inviting Jesus to try Heaven, dear. I have been an active member for quite some time.



      I am unfamiliar with your shadow organization that apparently goes by the same name. I do, however, suspect tacit affiliation with the Great Whore of Babylon, as she is notorious for lending her sullied name to everything from Catholicism to canasta clubs.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

        Originally posted by Mrs. Betty Bowers View Post
        Inviting me to join the Ladies of Landover is tantamount to inviting Jesus to try Heaven, dear. I have been an active member for quite some time.



        I am unfamiliar with your shadow organization that apparently goes by the same name. I do, however, suspect tacit affiliation with the Great Whore of Babylon, as she is notorious for lending her sullied name to everything from Catholicism to canasta clubs.
        You don't mean that slut lady of ill-repute Dora Denkins is back?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mrs. Betty Bowers
          Jesus Favorite Christian
          Most Precious in the Sight of Jesus
          • May 2008
          • 27

          #19
          Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

          According to Jesus, the odious creature is still in Miami. He told me that Dora just went on a Carnival cruise with June Gordon to prowl for men in international waters, outside the jurisdiction of the Centers for Disease Control.

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3330

            #20
            Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

            Never did trust that Denkins woman. Not since I asked her out to dinner and she asked "which stable?" When I told her I meant at a resteraunt she asked if it had a drive thru. What kind of question is that? After she made a joke at my cars expense(something about ancient rat traps, I didn't get it) I had had enough and I refused to talk to her again. The next thing I know she's on the Interwebs making lies and slander about Jesus Himself and she isn't going to church services anymore.
            I suspected she was on some sort of drug to not want to go out on the town with me.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Mrs. Betty Bowers
              Jesus Favorite Christian
              Most Precious in the Sight of Jesus
              • May 2008
              • 27

              #21
              Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

              In fairness, Dora is no stranger to drive-through windows. She owns the only residence in Miami that is zoned for a drive-through.



              While I don't condone its vulgar purpose, I begrudgingly admire the dexterity of a women that age who can lean that far into the crotch of a man seated in a Japanese sport car.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #22
                Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

                Pardon me, Mrs. Bowers. Might I borrow one of your Versace airsick bags? I am suddenly "inspired" after reading your last post about Ms. Denkins, and would hate to spoil your Ferragamo pumps.
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