[Justina Thyme]

Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

Indeed I meant no offense, Mrs, Bowers. But as has been well documented and proven, Christians--even top-notch, True Christians(tm) like yourself--can be prey to these unclean, unholy creatures from hell. That is why I ask that you take the time to read through this list and use it as a general measure, if you will. If there is any other way in which I may be of assistance, please let me know.

Thank you, and have a blessed and wonderful stay with us.

Yours in Christ,

Justina Thyme

[Mrs. Betty Bowers]

Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

Inviting me to join the Ladies of Landover is tantamount to inviting Jesus to try Heaven, dear. I have been an active member for quite some time.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/ladies/

I am unfamiliar with your shadow organization that apparently goes by the same name. I do, however, suspect tacit affiliation with the Great Whore of Babylon, as she is notorious for lending her sullied name to everything from Catholicism to canasta clubs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

Inviting me to join the Ladies of Landover is tantamount to inviting Jesus to try Heaven, dear. I have been an active member for quite some time.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/ladies/

I am unfamiliar with your shadow organization that apparently goes by the same name. I do, however, suspect tacit affiliation with the Great Whore of Babylon, as she is notorious for lending her sullied name to everything from Catholicism to canasta clubs.

You don't mean that slut lady of ill-repute Dora Denkins is back?

[Mrs. Betty Bowers]

Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

According to Jesus, the odious creature is still in Miami. He told me that Dora just went on a Carnival cruise with June Gordon to prowl for men in international waters, outside the jurisdiction of the Centers for Disease Control.

[Marshall]

Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

Never did trust that Denkins woman. Not since I asked her out to dinner and she asked "which stable?" When I told her I meant at a resteraunt she asked if it had a drive thru. What kind of question is that? After she made a joke at my cars expense(something about ancient rat traps, I didn't get it) I had had enough and I refused to talk to her again. The next thing I know she's on the Interwebs making lies and slander about Jesus Himself and she isn't going to church services anymore.
I suspected she was on some sort of drug to not want to go out on the town with me.

[Mrs. Betty Bowers]

Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

In fairness, Dora is no stranger to drive-through windows. She owns the only residence in Miami that is zoned for a drive-through.



While I don't condone its vulgar purpose, I begrudgingly admire the dexterity of a women that age who can lean that far into the crotch of a man seated in a Japanese sport car.

[JennyD]

Re: Mrs. Bowers best quotes

Pardon me, Mrs. Bowers. Might I borrow one of your Versace airsick bags? I am suddenly "inspired" after reading your last post about Ms. Denkins, and would hate to spoil your Ferragamo pumps.