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Originally Posted by Regis Alexandrus
What should Landover do to prepare for such attacks?
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Nothing, dear. Why do you think Jesus would let Landover Baptist Church be attacked? We never let anyone into Freehold except for those who have been verified by the Department of Faith as having been genuinely Saved™. In this way, we can be assured that no indecency happens in the city limits. We even go so far as to outlaw pets lest Jesus accidentally step in some doo-doo whilst He tip-toes around, keeping us safe (Deuteronomy 23:12-14).