[Callisto]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

George Washington. I'd love to smash those smug wooden teeth into toothpicks.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

George Washington. I'd love to smash those smug wooden teeth into toothpicks.

Just think, if Benedict Arnold's assault on Quebec in 1775 had succeeded you would be speaking American right now and free of the evil of Thespianism my little chakram tossing moose botherer. So I will put you down for punching Benedict Arnold.

[Xenomorph]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

1.) Richard Simmons

2.) Carole King

3). Bob Newhart

[Nobar King]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

What's wrong with Bob Newhart?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

I'd wallop that sassy little freshmouth brat Samantha Smith, who was conspiring with the Commies and flying back and forth to Russia.

I'm glad her plane went down in flames. PRAISE!
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[James Hutchins]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

That sassy little freshmouth brat Samantha Smith, who was conspiring with the Commies and flying back and forth to Russia.

I'm glad her plane went down in flames. PRAISE!
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People say God works in mysterious ways. I say bulldonkey! God works in plain and simple ways.
The girl was plain evil. I hope her parents are reminded every day of the screams the girl made while her flesh was ripped from her bones as the plane plummeted from the sky.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

The girl was plain evil. I hope her parents are reminded every day of the screams the girl made while her flesh was ripped from her bones as the plane plummeted from the sky.

I blame her for the current crop of irreverent upstarts we have as "kids" today. She was like their pigtailed Pied Piper, leading them over to The Reds. And now look at the state of things.

Should have been smothered in her cradle.
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[James Hutchins]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

I blame her for the current crop of irreverent upstarts we have as "kids" today. She was like their pigtailed Pied Piper, leading them over to The Reds. And now look at the state of things.

Should have been smothered in her cradle.
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She remonds me of that Punky Brewster child


It takes a keen eye which ones God wants us to thow in the chute to Hell. It took me over fifteen years before I could tell what ones to keep and what ones to'throw back'.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

I think the thing that tipped the scales for God™ with the Commie-Loving Smith trollop was she started gallavanting off to Hollywood to be in some TV series with that gaywise Robert Wagner. That must have really put her on the fast-track radar.

I don't mean to criticize the Lord™, but I don't understand why he didn't see that one coming, and let her live as long as she did, infecting today's youth.

Look how she actually MOCKS celibacy at the 0:35 mark here! And this aired in the U.S. ! ! !

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

I'd like to punch Gerald Gardner and Silverbunny Ravenfluff, for being God-mocking idiots.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

Any Frenchman

[Deaner]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

Any yid...

[MentalFin9erz]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?

So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???

1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')

You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.

I'm gonna go with:

1. Anyone who took place in writing the Bible
2. Rick Santorum (for being a homophobic, religious idiot)
3. Hitler (because I'm a good person and he was evil like the people on this site)

You people are terrible and idiotic. Ghandi? For Christ's sake, the man was everything that your imaginary "God" supposedly stands for without the prejudice, hatred, and tons of bullshit mixed in!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

You people are terrible and idiotic. Ghandi? For Christ's sake, the man was everything that your imaginary "God" supposedly stands for without the prejudice, hatred, and tons of bullshit mixed in!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/28/mahatma-gandhi-bisexual-_n_841410.html

He is known as a kindly father figure in India, but Mahatma Gandhi was also a racist bisexual who left his wife for a male Jewish bodybuilder, according to reports of a controversial new biography.

In Great Soul: Mahatma Gandhi And His Struggle With India, former New York Times executive editor Joseph Lelyveld paints a different picture of the Indian independence leader and activist. As the Wall Street Journal is reporting, the book "obligingly gives readers more than enough information to discern that [Gandhi] was a sexual weirdo, a political incompetent and a fanatical faddist -- one who was often downright cruel to those around him."

Among the various charges disclosed in the book: Gandhi not only slept in beds with young women under the age of 18, but also engaged in a long-term, gay affair with German-Jewish architect and bodybuilder Hermann Kallenbach, for whom India's peace icon at one point left his wife in 1908. As the Wall Street Journal reports:

"Your portrait (the only one) stands on my mantelpiece in my bedroom," he wrote to Kallenbach. "The mantelpiece is opposite to the bed." For some reason, cotton wool and Vaseline were "a constant reminder" of Kallenbach, which Mr. Lelyveld believes might relate to the enemas Gandhi gave himself, although there could be other, less generous, explanations.
Gandhi wrote to Kallenbach about "how completely you have taken possession of my body. This is slavery with a vengeance." Gandhi nicknamed himself "Upper House" and Kallenbach "Lower House," and he made Lower House promise not to "look lustfully upon any woman." The two then pledged "more love, and yet more love . . . such love as they hope the world has not yet seen."

Later, Gandhi is also said to have encouraged his 17-year-old great-niece, Manu, to be naked during her "nightly cuddles" with him, and began sleeping with her and other young women. He reportedly told a woman on one occasion: "Despite my best efforts, the organ remained aroused. It was an altogether strange and shameful experience."

As the Telegraph reports, the book also tackles both Gandhi's vanity and racist attitude, particularly toward South Africans. When he was arrested in South Africa, he is quoted as saying, "We were marched off to a prison intended for Kaffirs... We could understand not being classed with whites, but to be placed on the same level as the Natives seemed too much to put up with. Kaffirs [black South Africans] are as a rule uncivilized."

You were saying?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be?

- Prophet Muhammed (Piss Be Upon Him)
- Benjamin Franklin (for being a communist liberal who hated America)
- Abraham Lincoln (communist, liberal false republican, one of the worst presidents ever)
- Adolf Hitler (for failing to fulfill God's revenge on the Christ-killers)