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Originally Posted by ATHEIST_SCUM
A simple hair brush...the kind with a flat side on the back is best. When your man is pleased with you he can stroke your long Christian hair (what can be more sensual than having your hair brushed!) and when necessary can inflict a searing pain apropriate to your transgression. Your lady friends will not be alarmed and the implement can be kept in plain site.
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Whats with your weird pie-fetish?
Is this the kind of "America Pie" perversion that kids seem to be into nowadays?